West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Oh hell yeah.
MV is back!
MV is back!
Your posts remind me of why I stopped going home for summers after I left for college. First time back: wow I’ve been living in another state for 9 months and you still expect me to check in with where I’m going and have a curfew. Second time back: wow I’ve been living in another country and you still expect that shit, I better find a way to never live here again.My mum trying to book a secret 4 day break, no doubt thinking that it would show her husband and I that we can't do anything without her because we're men and thus don't know how to cook or clean.
Except her plan has come unstuck from the first step. I closed the curtains next to her mac and saw that the hotel booking she was trying to make in secret had hung on the confirmation screen. (I refreshed anyway like a helpful son)
Normally she would ask me for help, but she's trying to be secret so she came back couldn't fix it and just shut the mac down.
we're men and thus don't know how to cook or clean. But we sure know computers... and in fact can cook and clean.
Your posts remind me of why I stopped going home for summers after I left for college. First time back: wow I’ve been living in another state for 9 months and you still expect me to check in with where I’m going and have a curfew. Second time back: wow I’ve been living in another country and you still expect that shit, I better find a way to never live here again.
I’ll be in my 40s sooner than I’d like to admit and my mom still tries to baby me when we go over for dinner or whatever. But: free babysitting at least once or twice a month
Oh hell yeah.
MV is back!
What's up with HighPoly? Someone needs to stop him
What's up with HighPoly? Someone needs to stop him
He's got like 5 or 6 shit posts on the 1st page of OT. I've lost count honestly.Who?
He's got like 5 or 6 shit posts on the 1st page of OT. I've lost count honestly.
Really? No please tell me more! I wonder what he'll do while he's there?Did you know he's going to New York next year?
Really? No please tell me more! I wonder what he'll do while he's there?
As long as he doesn't bring up his foot fetish I'm fine.What's up with HighPoly? Someone needs to stop him
I'd like to have a girlfriend with amazing sexy feet !
I would make some badass parody threads on HighPoly, but I'm on gaf probation right now.
Console warrior baitWhat were the warnings for?
That would probably explain why I'm still here then, as I've never to my knowledge partaken in the console wars.Console warrior bait
yeah, the Gaming side is something special.as I've never to my knowledge partaken in the console wars.
I wont lie watching the usual suspects go back and forth is funny though to be honest.yeah, the Gaming side is something special.
As in, riding the short bus special.
You're mostly referring to Ass of Can Whooping , right?I wont lie watching the usual suspects go back and fourth is funny though to be honest.
Tf? He's got a foot fetish? I guess when takes a look at girlfriends in NY he'll weed out the ones who aren't into that.As long as he doesn't bring up his foot fetish I'm fine.
I on purpose didn't tag him. Good job! He'll be here soon enough. Clear your desk and get out take your lunch with you.
That's not all.Tf? He's got a foot fetish?
Yes he's giving off Jeffrey Dahmer vibes.Tf? He's got a foot fetish? I guess when takes a look at girlfriends in NY he'll weed out the ones who aren't into that.
I must have missed that thread. Anyways even the most homely Brazilian chicks have hot bodies they just built different. Long story long Brazilian chicks > American chicksYes he's giving off Jeffrey Dahmer vibes.
But it's MY lunch, he stole it!I on purpose didn't tag him. Good job! He'll be here soon enough. Clear your desk and get out take your lunch with you.
But it's MY lunch, he stole it!
Thank god. Merge all his posts into a HighPolly Shitpost OT, stick it in communities, take away his post creation privileges and let him shitpost his heart out!Did you guys see HighPoly 's threads get merged into one?
I think that cleaned up the front page a bit.
I'll take credit for that. Thank you. He's going to keep shit posting unless... His posting ability were somehow limitedDid you guys see HighPoly 's threads get merged into one?
I think that cleaned up the front page a bit.
You're mostly referring to Ass of Can Whooping , right?
Did you guys see HighPoly 's threads get merged into one?
I think that cleaned up the front page a bit.
I may be a warrior but at least I don't girlfried
You did that? You da man!I'll take credit for that. Thank you.
No I didn't I just want to take credit for it. I posted about him on here and then he got shut down or uh merged.You did that? You da man!
And what will HighPoly make of this when he finds out?No I didn't I just want to take credit for it. I posted about him on here and then he got shut down or uh merged.
And what will HighPoly make of this when he finds out?
For fucks sakeAnd what will HighPoly make of this when he finds out?