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[Rocket Punch]

This is awful.

According to a report in today's Variety, famously low-budget movie company Troma Studios, best known for its Toxic Avenger franchise, is moving forward with a live-action adaptation of Nintendo's respected Metroid franchise. The production company has secured German director Uwe Boll for the project, according to the trade magazine.

Michelle Rodriguez as Samus? Nintendo, do something!

 

[drohne]

troma studios? uwe boll? as much as i'd like this to be true, you've obviously been april fooled.

 

[DDayton]

This is awful.

Michelle Rodriguez as Samus? Nintendo, do something!

Variety also didn't report any of this because it's an April Fools joke.

I'm really hoping you knew that.

 

[Rocket Punch]

Damn, I suck :/

 

[Mike Works]

Damn, I suck :/

You really do, because that was freaking obvious

"CNN reports today that a giant killer tidal wave filled with exploding submarines piloted by surly bees is heading towards North America right now"

<huzkee> OH NO, BEES!?