Haha. Makes sense. I'm completely out of my depths when it comes to EU law so I'll happily concede.
Lay Judges? No precedent? No trusts? Career Judges?
Civil law makes my brain bleed out of my ears every time I try to learn something.
It's mostly not as hard as it sounds.
Lay judges? Yes, in England in low-level criminal cases mostly. Works like a jury only smaller. Plus, they may be "lay" as in not being lawyers but they got a helluva lot of experience of criminal trials.
No precedent? Depends on the country. Big emphasis on precedent in the UK, less emphasis on precedent (but more emphasis on the logic of a decision, and there are advantages both ways) in the Latin countries at least - no idea how it works in Germany though.
No trusts? Bollocks. Loads of trusts in the UK. On the continent the same thing exists but without the mindbending equity/law complication. A trust turns out to be just a complicated sort of contract. Same result. Has to be, because people's problems are basically the same and need the same sorts of solutions.
Career judges? Yeah, at least in France. So what?
It's just different ways of achieving the same stuff really.
One of my students is now an Australian lawyer, and it seems to be not all that different really (biggest practical differences seem to be in land law rather than, say, contract or tort).