Mike Works
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Mike Works presents: Let's not mess with other threads ever again
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6 hours left, lets see some more submissions!
AtticusFinch
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Btw, awesome thread title.
Mike Works
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Mike Works
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yep, but you only have just over half an hour to go!
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Day 4 - Take A Picture Of You Flipping Off An Animal
Family pet. Pigeon on the sidewalk. Puppy in the pet store window.
Give an animal the finger and post it.
Family pet. Pigeon on the sidewalk. Puppy in the pet store window.
Give an animal the finger and post it.
Starchasing
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my only pet is a goomba
MisterHero
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It's easier when people don't have to do all kinds of things to post something on GAF, which is why MS Paint worked well.Danthrax said:
I have a cellphone camera but I have no pet
fistfulofmetal
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First, the Chocolate Lab and the Chihuahua on the bed
Next, the Jack Russell under my desk
And finally, the Quaker Parrot
Next, the Jack Russell under my desk
And finally, the Quaker Parrot
Danthrax said:
I actually had a great picture in the paper i saw at work today, a young kid sticking out his tongue while he pets a sleeping tiger. I had such good ideas but then it was over this day!
The flipping the finger activity is not as interesting as that, but I'll try to take one when that damned groundhog comes up to dispense his brand of dark seasonal-predicting powers.
Mike Works
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Danthrax said:
MisterHero said:
obviously some tasks are going to generate more replies/submissions than others. also, some tasks, like the add a sentence one, will be more accessible than others (like the newspaper one).K0NY said:
however, i don't want every day to be "hey edit this picture in paint, y'all", i really want there to be variety. if every day is a slightly different take on the same thing, people will quickly lose interest. at least i would.
that's why i really want to mix it up. i want people to wake up, or log in at work, or come home after school wondering what the day's task is and whether or not they'll be able to or want to participate.
so i do apologize if i create a task which you can't do that day for whatever reason, but because i'm going to attempt to mix it up every day, there's a good chance you'll be able to tomorrow.
PS: it doesn't matter if you don't have a pet MisterHero, go outside and give a bird the finger. they damn well deserve it!
Mike Works
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Day 5 - Create An Olympic Sport
The Olympics are here, and to honor them, I think we should make them even better. Your task for today is to create a brand new olympic sport.
Once you have an idea, how you present it to us is up to you! You can:
- draw a picture of it
- write a description of it
- photoshop a picture of it
Go!
The Olympics are here, and to honor them, I think we should make them even better. Your task for today is to create a brand new olympic sport.
Once you have an idea, how you present it to us is up to you! You can:
- draw a picture of it
- write a description of it
- photoshop a picture of it
Go!
PantherLotus
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Rather than an olympic sport, I invented a new way to observe the olympics:
"be a leotard day."
coming soon in HD
"be a leotard day."
coming soon in HD
Red Scarlet
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Zoe said:
Well FU, Ping!
She kept headbutting my finger until I finally pissed her off with so many flashes :lol
I have the same kind of cat (Maine Coon)! It's a boy though. Does yours have white on all paws?
Shot Penis Put
Same as Shot Put but the ball is attached to your penis.
Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel were selected to help with the warm-up making this category the most watched and most participed in all history of sports. After the first appearance, the Olympic Games has been staged to take place every week of the year and with the only trials of Shot Penis Put and Women Beach Voleyball[citation needed]
Same as Shot Put but the ball is attached to your penis.
Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel were selected to help with the warm-up making this category the most watched and most participed in all history of sports. After the first appearance, the Olympic Games has been staged to take place every week of the year and with the only trials of Shot Penis Put and Women Beach Voleyball[citation needed]
110 meters Limbo
same distance and setup as 110 meter hurdles, but contestants have to limbo through under each hurdle. A steel drum band is running parallel to the track, playing "Limbo Rock".
no drawing, but you get the picture.
same distance and setup as 110 meter hurdles, but contestants have to limbo through under each hurdle. A steel drum band is running parallel to the track, playing "Limbo Rock".
no drawing, but you get the picture.
Olympic Pole Dancing
Women 18-24 years of age compete to create the most creative and dynamic dancing routine involving two brass poles which stand ten feet tall and exactly eight feet apart. Contestants are judged on creativity, costumes, difficulty of stunts, and sexiness.
This sport can pave the way for the movement away from synchronized swimming. Future versions of it could include "Synchronized Pole Dancing" or "Creative Lesbian Pole Dancing Duets"
Should a tie between two contestants ever arise, they will proceed to have a dance-off for the gold medal. Skin to win.
Women 18-24 years of age compete to create the most creative and dynamic dancing routine involving two brass poles which stand ten feet tall and exactly eight feet apart. Contestants are judged on creativity, costumes, difficulty of stunts, and sexiness.
This sport can pave the way for the movement away from synchronized swimming. Future versions of it could include "Synchronized Pole Dancing" or "Creative Lesbian Pole Dancing Duets"
Should a tie between two contestants ever arise, they will proceed to have a dance-off for the gold medal. Skin to win.
MisterHero
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100minute Pen Clicking
Whoever clicks their pen the most after 100 minutes non-stop is the winner
also, they spin in an office chair and the number of revolutions acts as a score multiplier
:lol :lol @ Danthrax
Whoever clicks their pen the most after 100 minutes non-stop is the winner
also, they spin in an office chair and the number of revolutions acts as a score multiplier
:lol :lol @ Danthrax
this is needed. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6c2a1615d5
olympic blowjobs
olympic blowjobs
NEW GAMES: SPYING
In the spirit of the political unrest that tends to follow Olympics wherever they go, "truces" be damned, the Olympic Committee has decided to add SPYING to the games. Countries are each given mock "intelligence" that they must secure in a selected "base." Rivals must then attempt to use whatever stealthy maneuvers necessary to obtain this intelligence, up to and including murder, sex, lies, bribes and influence.
The standard issue uniform for the sport is a trench coat and a fedora, along with a gun and a case of bullets. Competitors may also choose a tranquilizer gun if killing is not in their blood.
In the spirit of the political unrest that tends to follow Olympics wherever they go, "truces" be damned, the Olympic Committee has decided to add SPYING to the games. Countries are each given mock "intelligence" that they must secure in a selected "base." Rivals must then attempt to use whatever stealthy maneuvers necessary to obtain this intelligence, up to and including murder, sex, lies, bribes and influence.
The standard issue uniform for the sport is a trench coat and a fedora, along with a gun and a case of bullets. Competitors may also choose a tranquilizer gun if killing is not in their blood.
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