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[Gormless Noodle]

Holyfield will have whole binders full of Romney's teeth. Aaaand possibly a kidney. And part of his chin most likely.

 

[BennyBlanco]

The look on holyfield's face is like "So this is what my life has come to..."

 

[Zeus Molecules]

When I heard about this fight I got this image in my Head that every time Evander punched Romney some money would just fly in the air...

 

[TxdoHawk]

No doubt this will be his worst beating since election season.

Spoiler

Seriously though Mitt what are you doing YOU ARE GOING TO DIE STOP NO MITT NO

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Romney will be fine, Republicans have thick skulls

 

[mclem]

Reminds me of this:

(Yes, that is Ricky Gervais. Yes, that is a genuine boxing match)

 

[Odoul]

Good on him.

Showing actual character and personality. I thought he was a business disguised as a human being.

 

[ahoyhoy]

That benign family photo in the background is the best part of this pic.

 

[Veritigo_X]

That benign family photo in the background is the best part of this pic.

Is that in the original picture? It looks like this one's been shopped with a bunch of Baha Men stuff so I don't know what's real in that.

Edit: Wait, is that not a shop? The only results that show up are this exact picture, "Who Let the Dogs Out" and all haha.

 

[HylianTom]

I know what song I want Romney to come out to - "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDwwAaVmnf4

 

[Sub_Level]

Holyfield fans are laughing now.

Just wait until Mitt gets one of his Hedge Stuns in there. Round will be over before he even has to bust out his Ultimate Reverse Stock Split Takedown.

 

[Jigorath]

Getting your ass kicked for charity. Props.

 

[JBourne]

That benign family photo in the background is the best part of this pic.

The Baha Men cassette tape is the highlight for me.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Getting your ass kicked for charity. Props.

It is pretty noble of Evander. The Mormon Monsoon is about to unleash a flurry of blows.

 

[thefro]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ght-evander-holyfield-in-charity-boxing-match

Fight of the Century is tonight... weigh-in was last night

 

[Old Gimlet Eyes]

Well at least Mitt is being a good sport about getting his ass handed to him.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

There but for the grace of God go we.

 

[b&jy77VjiKn$#F]

I bet it's gonna be 10 times more exciting then MayPac.

 

[joedan]

Are those mom jeans? Mormon jeans?

 

[Carl2291]

Bahaha, from the Bleacher Report page.

Experts are already predicting that no matter how easy (or not easy) Holyfield takes it on Romney, the fight will be 1,000 times more entertaining than the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight.

 

[Couleurs]

Romney is a robot. He doesn't feel pain or get tired.

We knew that, but now he's a rock em sock em robot

 

[BobTheFork]

If you are reading this Evander... I know it's just a charity fight but I need you to land exactly 47% of you punches. I'm not getting enough Romney jokes lately.

 

[andycapps]

Can't be worse than Mayweather and Pacquiao.

 

[Spider from Mars]

What if Evander just goes HAM on Romney right out the gate?

 

[Fury451]

The fact that he just straight says his options are basically lose immediately or be knocked unconscious is pretty funny.

 

[mnannola]

I mean Evander does absolutely nothing, or he kills Mitt. I don't see any middle ground.

 

[ant1532]

US is more Russia than Russia is.


mitt would promote violence and fighting as entertainment in correlation with charity.

 

[vas_a_morir]

I can say this for him... he ain't a pussy.

Would YOU get in the ring with a former champ? Hell no.

 

[Byakuya769]

Once you build your own company from the ground up by going around asking for investments from your rich family and friends, you can do anything.

Bet against Mitt, brehs.

 

[SapientWolf]

What if Evander just goes HAM on Romney right out the gate?

I was thinking the same thing. What if instinct takes over and the whole thing goes bad? It would be amazing.

 

[Veritigo_X]

Where can we watch this? Is there a stream or is it on TV?

 

[smurfx]

event will probably be something similar to this.

 

[vas_a_morir]

event will probably be something similar to this.

lol. That sell!

Yeah, he ain't gonna box Romney for real. It would be an ugly scene if he did.

 

[thefro]

Romney/Holyfield Fight Promo

Doesn't seem like there's a live stream from the fight website
https://www.cvfightnight.org/

 

[alr1ght]

Hopefully this is Rocky vs Thunderlips.

 

[Vanillalite]

Would be crazy if a stray right hook accidentally dropped Mitt.

 

[JBourne]

Romney/Holyfield Fight Promo

Doesn't seem like there's a live stream from the fight website
https://www.cvfightnight.org/

Funny promo.

I'm shocked this is happening. Gotta find a way to watch.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

I propose a new amendment to the Constitution that all failed presidential candidates must fight a former heavyweight champion before the next presidential term is over.

 

[bengraven]

Which channels are this going to be on?

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

jesus

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Would rather see Mike Huckabee jam with Dough Pinnick.

 

[acheron_xl]

Goddamn it Mitt, don't make me like you. Fucking goofball.

 

[Bornstellar]

Actually really cool of him to take a beating for charity.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

rip holyfield

 

[Jarrod38]

Live stream but yet they cant film the right way.
https://t.co/1Z9JyLLpjg

 

[Ether_Snake]

Our potential next prime minister in Canada did this with another senator, and he beat the fuck out of him. Everyone was saying he was a mama's boy, while the other guy looked like a complete douche (and has been arrested due to various illegal activities later). There was a bunch of conservatives there hoping to see him get knocked out, and note that this broadcast is from Sun News, the equivalent of Fox News. There's even blood! lol. Good times.

Watch him get wrecked! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuSpZ3_5pTc

edit: Yes, the tattooed beefcake was a senator.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

What if Evander just goes HAM on Romney right out the gate?

It would make me really, really happy.

 

[Pitch]

Oh god he's got no chance

 

[World SkiFree]

Wouldn't be surprised if Rick Perry is part of his entourage and they approach ringside via tank or jeep. Not sure who will be with Mitt.

 

[uncredited male]

Holyfield isn't going to body Romney in a charity fight.

Probably.

Maybe.