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[Ninja Scooter]

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/715600663846084609

They're trying to send CC back to rehab with that one

 

[XiaNaphryz]

He may already have one!

Are you shooting on DM?

 

[RBH]

Are you shooting on DM?

 

[Snaku]

If baseball is so worried about their shrinking fan base, why are they actively trying to kill them?

 

[UFO]

that front page is making me hungry af right now.

 

[RBH]

New items for the upcoming 2017 season:

Sunrise Dog (Kansas City Royals) - Jumbo hot dog, topped with fried egg, bacon, cheddar cheese and white sausage gravy.

Pulled Pork Patty Melt (Kansas City Royals) - Funnel cake, BBQ pulled pork, fried onion, shredded cheddar, and Monterey Jack cheese, bacon, and Jalapeno pepper skewer

SPAM Grilled Cheese Sandwich (Houston Astros) - Grilled cheese sandwich served with a cut of SPAM on Texas Toast

Apple Pie Nachos (Colorado Rockies)- Cinnamon sugar chips topped with apple pie filling, shredded cheddar cheese, whipped cream and caramel topping

Churro "Dessert" Poutine (Toronto Blue Jays) - Churros served with vanilla ice cream and warm caramel sauce

Italian Roast Pork Stak (Philadelphia Phillies) - Boardwalk fries topped with in-house roast pork, sharp Provolone cheese sauce, cherry pepper aioli and chopped roasted long hots

Green Chili Chicken Stak (Houston Astros) - Fresh cut fries topped with green chicken chili, cotija cheese and pico de gallo

Hogtown Stak (Toronto Blue Jays) - Crisp golden Russet frites, smoked pulled pork, grilled and sliced farmers sausage, smoked bacon BBQ gravy

House BURGHer Stak (Pittsburgh Pirates) - Boardwalk style fries, topped with all the burger essentials, seasoned ground beef, American cheese, grilled onions, our house secret sauce, fresh tomatoes, shaved iceberg, and topped with a toasted brioche slider bun

Short Rib Cheese Curds (Kansas City Royals) - Braised short rib cheese curds with chipotle ranch dip

Braised Kielbasa Reuben (Pittsburgh Pirates) - Beer braised kielbasa, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese and house sauce, served on locally baked thick cut marble rye

Bloor Street Dog (Toronto Blue Jays) - Hot dog topped with butter chicken, chili-lime sour cream, trio of Indian vegetables, fresh chopped parsley

Caribbean Grilled Chicken Salad (Toronto Blue Jays) - House made chicken salad with fresh romaine, marinated black beans, orange segments, pickled red onions, shredded carrots and toasted coconut in a honey lime vinaigrette

Chicken Bacon Smoke Stak (Kansas City Royals) - Waffle fries topped with smoked chicken, bacon creme sauce, red pepper relish, scallions, and sour cream

Colorado Brisket Melt (Colorado Rockies) - Chopped brisket, mixed with sauteed onions and bacon and topped with white American cheese

Colorado Queso Stak (Colorado Rockies) - Jumbo portion of waffle fries topped with house made green Chile queso, pork carnitas, fresh made pico de gallo, fresh cut jalapenos and a drizzle of sour cream

Harry The K's Pastrami Sausage (Philadelphia Phillies) - House cured pastrami sausage, with hickory smoked bacon red cabbage, topped with Tarragon mustard

House Smoked Pork Butt Sandwich (Houston Astros) - House smoked pulled pork served with jalapeno coleslaw on a jalapeno cheddar bun

Italian Grilled Cheese Sandwich (Houston Astros) - Grilled cheese sandwich served with salami, pepperoni, ham, mozzarella cheese, pepperoncini, and basil pesto on rosemary-infused Texas Toast

LaFrieda Steak Frites (New York Mets) - Black angus hand-cut beef, sauteed sweet Vidalia onions, beef au jus, topped with Vermont Monterey jack cheese sauce over fresh fried Idaho waffle fries

Spicy Chicken Sandwich (Colorado Rockies) - Fresh grilled marinated chicken breast, topped with pepper jack cheese, fried jalapenos, sriracha aioli, lettuce, tomato on jalapeno cheddar bread

Streetcar Tacos (Toronto Blue Jays) - Handcrafted tacos with choice of adobo chicken or vegetarian, on a warm flour tortilla with chopped cabbage

Toasted Tofu (Pittsburgh Pirates) - Citrus-tamari marinated tofu, sriracha mayo, and sticky mint cabbage slaw, made and toasted on gluten free bread

Ultimate Vegan Burger (Pittsburgh Pirates) - A beefless patty, topped with shredded lettuce, sliced tomato, dill pickles, and vegan secret sauce, served on a sesame seed bun

 

[GraveRobberX]

Now I know why all these teams are building new stadiums

Our fat asses are getting so heavy, new foundations need to built to support us
Also less seats cause we need "Widened" seats

 

[v1lla21]

Now I know why all these teams are building new stadiums

Our fat asses are getting so heavy, new foundations need to built to support us
Also less seats cause we need "Widened" seats

One step closer to Wall-E.
It's like they consult Epic Meal Time.

 

[tmarg]

This year seems more restrained than last year.

 

[Sanjuro]

Get the lobstah poutine.

Lobstah is a Bawwwwston food, guy.

 

[Frozenprince]

Get the lobstah poutine.

Lobstah is a Bawwwwston food, guy.

Then get some Bergahs from Mahkey Mahk

 

[RBH]

And the Burgerizza is back for the 2017 season:

 

[CosmicQueso]

I'm just looking forward to having one of these beautiful things at Petco... carne asada, shrimp, avocado, fries, some other stuff. Glorious.

 

[RBH]

Following in Kansas City's footsteps, the Miami Marlins are making an important addition to their selection of hot dogs with the Taco Dog, which comes loaded with chili, cheese, pico de gallo and jalapeños, and then is placed in a tortilla bun.

 

[rekameohs]

Royals won this battle

 

[RBH]

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - BACON CHEESEBURGER WITH MAC & CHEESE

 

[Chris R]

This is the best thread. Can't wait for the season to start... might even get a chance to sample some of these treats this year As it stands now I'll get to 10 games this year, only five of them at Safeco (which probably has new food options inside the stadium, but I'll still stick to Jimmy Johns or the newly added Paseo option).

 

[RBH]

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - CHICKEN FUNNEL CAKE SANDWICH

The Royals aren't the only organization looking to funnel funnel cake into fans' hands this year. With their own funnel cake sandwich, which also includes chicken, strawberry jam and maple syrup for dipping, the Diamondbacks are getting in on the action as well.

NEW YORK METS - LOADED BAYSIDE FRIES

Surprisingly, the Red Sox aren't the team who will roll out these waffle fries mixed with clam strips and clam chowder fondue; the Mets are doing it first. Now, New York isn't exactly known for its seafood, but if this dish turns out right, perhaps one of its stadiums can be.

 

[Bread]

Omg these funnel cake sandwiches are making my heart hurt

 

[LionPride]

I can feel my arteries clogging

I'd need to run twice as much as I do during the week, damn.

That'd be 20 miles? Yeah, worth it

 

[Premium Quality]

New items for the upcoming 2017 season:

SPAM Grilled Cheese Sandwich (Houston Astros) - Grilled cheese sandwich served with a cut of SPAM on Texas Toast

Damn, Astros are struggling this year.

 

[Chris R]

Astros are struggling this year.

Astros added Torchy's Tacos and Shake Shack... sure it is food you can get outside of the park, but they are tasty options.

 

[rekameohs]

I'm getting the AZ chicken+strawberry funnel cake when I'm going to the 4/22 game, so if I survive I'll report.

 

[distantmantra]

This is the best thread. Can't wait for the season to start... might even get a chance to sample some of these treats this year As it stands now I'll get to 10 games this year, only five of them at Safeco (which probably has new food options inside the stadium, but I'll still stick to Jimmy Johns or the newly added Paseo option).

Safeco is gonna have a barrel-aged beer cart behind home plate this year, replacing the cask beer offerings we've had in the past. A bunch of bourbon barrel aged 10+% ABV beers sounds a bad idea...

 

[Chris R]

Safeco is gonna have a barrel-aged beer cart behind home plate this year, replacing the cask beer offerings we've had in the past. A bunch of bourbon barrel aged 10+% ABV beers sounds a bad idea...

I'm at Safeco the end of May for the Rockies/Twins series... but I'm not driving and my airbnb is just two light rail stops away.

Can't wait!!! And Paseo by the ballpark, going to be a blast.

 

[RBH]

New category of alcohol beverage at ballparks this season. The Nationals & others will carry Spiked Seltzer, which is owned by A-B

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/846810400486252546

 

[RBH]

New at @dodgers games: Loaded Tater Tots with garlic, oil and Parmesan (H/T @RowanKavner)

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/845718028201447424

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Ay, Go Tribe.

 

[RBH]

New at @Dbacks Games: Tater Tot Topped Hot Dog pic.twitter.com/euohcW552L

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/845331753829064709

At @Mets Games: Off the menu item from @momofuku in a helmet, including those crazy spicy chicken sandwiches ($42) pic.twitter.com/JsLNXfHKWF

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/844956795860856833

 

[Sanjuro]

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/845331753829064709

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/844956795860856833

Dear lord.

 

[Bread]

I can feel my arteries clogging

I'd need to run twice as much as I do during the week, damn.

That'd be 20 miles? Yeah, worth it

solid humble brag

 

[Mesousa]

solid humble brag

It takes skill.

 

[Sanjuro]

I got an ovation for finishing the Ranger's boomstick.

I feel like I would get fired from my job if they found out I ate most of these.

 

[kris.]

those new Royals concessions
BLESS
i'm gonna be fucking FEASTING April 12th.

 

[RBH]

I got an ovation for finishing the Ranger's boomstick.

I feel like I would get fired from my job if they found out I ate most of these.

Or promoted!

 

[RBH]

Tampa Bay Rays:

 

[Frozenprince]

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/845331753829064709

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/844956795860856833

Oh fuck

Tampa Bay Rays:

It's kinda sad that even THIS manages to look cheap as sin.

Team needs to move.

 

[Tall4Life]

this is why baseball should be banned

 

[tmarg]

Oh fuck

It's kinda sad that even THIS manages to look cheap as sin.

Team needs to move.

I mean, its basically a regular burger with double cheese and bread, which doesn't sound that great.

 

[bonesmccoy]

Tampa Bay Rays:

Wow those are depressing.

 

[Sanjuro]

We need to have a MLB meet and eat this season.

 

[RBH]

More from Tampa Bay:

Urban Chicken and Waffle Cone: Fried chicken in a waffle cone with maple drizzle is paired with mac and cheese from the Urban Dugout.

Brunch Bloody Mary - Bloody Mary served in a collectible plastic mason jar that sports a skewer as long as a samurai sword impaling two doughnuts, a chicken and waffle assemblage, a hard-boiled egg and a bacon-wrapped sausage. Oh, and there's a shrimp lurking somewhere in the murky, tomatoey depths. Available only for day games, this is a one-and-done brunch spectacular and the priciest quaffable at $16.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Of all the dumb concession food escalations, the bloody mary is the most nonsensical.

At least that one still doesn't look as lazy as the pizza one from a few years back.

 

[tmarg]

TB should maybe invest in proper lighting.

 

[Dominican Power]

Y'all see that all caps on promo? So obvious who they trying to target.

 

[Falchion]

I've never been more proud of my team.

 

[RBH]

New at @astros games: Sweet Chipotle Fried Chicken on a Blue Cheese Sweet Potato Waffle

 

[RBH]

New at @Nationals Games: Ice cream push pops filled with black and white cookies from @OnRyeDC

 

[RBH]

New at @Phillies games: The Italian Roast Pork Stak -- Fries w/roast pork, provolone, cherry pepper aioli & roasted long hot

 

[RBH]

New in suites at @whitesox games this season