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[cashman]

Wainwright is trash

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Time to see if our lineup can do anything against Lester.

 

[Sanjuro]

Ortiz is a fucking wizard at first.

 

[vikki]

Just got home in time to see Papi rip one around first base. Good thing to come home to.

 

[Sanjuro]

HEY

HEY

ASSHOLES?

...

EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS

 

[BFIB]

Papi brought out the top shelf roids for this series.

 

[Sanjuro]

Papi brought out the top shelf roids for this series.

He needs the kind Beltran has. Then we can stick him in RF.

 

[Dragon]

Papi brought out the top shelf roids for this series.

This post is kinda funny considering your avatar.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

HEY

HEY

ASSHOLES?

...

EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLALPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

I think I got it pretty good.

 

[Flo_Evans]

Hmm we are looking tired tonight.

Edit: wainwright looking better this inning.

 

[Malo]

Papi brought out the top shelf roids for this series.

Alex needs to get in contact with his supplier asap.

 

[ReMaKe]

Poor drew.
At least he's good defensively.

 

[Sanjuro]

Alex needs to get in contact with his supplier asap.

My perfect scenario for Alex.

He gets some new German Kobe steroids. Uses them, hits over .400 for the season. People crying in the stands, no idea what to do with their boners while Yankees win number twenty-eight.

Then the next season he contracts AIDS from the needles used. Traded to the Dodgers, Magic rejects him. Dies.

The Rock plays him in his too-soon biopic. Jennifer Lawrence plays Cameron Diaz feeding him popcorn.

/fin

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Wainwright is trash

Jajajaja

 

[Dragon]

My perfect scenario for Alex.

He gets some new German Kobe steroids. Uses them, hits over .400 for the season. People crying in the stands, no idea what to do with their boners while Yankees win number twenty-eight.

Then the next season he contracts AIDS from the needles used. Traded to the Dodgers, Magic rejects him. Dies.

The Rock plays him in his too-soon biopic. Jennifer Lawrence plays Cameron Diaz feeding him popcorn.

/fin

I'm about to join you with some good Goose Island.

 

[DarkFlow]

Almost 40 pitches in 2 innings. Keep getting them strike outs, you won't be around past the 5th.

 

[BFIB]

Think Waino is a tad pissed.

 

[ReMaKe]

6 outs 6 strikeouts! Shit!
We making him work though. He's hovering around 40 pitches in 2 innings.
At this rate he'll be out by the 6.

 

[Malo]

My perfect scenario for Alex.

He gets some new German Kobe steroids. Uses them, hits over .400 for the season. People crying in the stands, no idea what to do with their boners while Yankees win number twenty-eight.

Then the next season he contracts AIDS from the needles used. Traded to the Dodgers, Magic rejects him. Dies.

The Rock plays him in his too-soon biopic. Jennifer Lawrence plays Cameron Diaz feeding him popcorn.

/fin

And this is why you're the best council member. Bravo sir.

You get a k and you get a k! YOU ALL GET K'S!!

 

[vikki]

Poor drew.
At least he's good defensively.

I was hoping that at some point he would turn the corner and start getting hits. Right now he presents now match-up problems for the Cardinals pitching.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

My perfect scenario for Alex.

He gets some new German Kobe steroids. Uses them, hits over .400 for the season. People crying in the stands, no idea what to do with their boners while Yankees win number twenty-eight.

Then the next season he contracts AIDS from the needles used. Traded to the Dodgers, Magic rejects him. Dies.

The Rock plays him in his too-soon biopic. Jennifer Lawrence plays Cameron Diaz feeding him popcorn.

/fin

I was with you up until the part where he was traded to the Dodgers.

 

[ReMaKe]

I was hoping that at some point he would turn the corner and start getting hits. Right now he presents now match-up problems for the Cardinals pitching.

Yeah, he needs to bat with at least two men on late in the game. That's when the magic happens. He's the only one who really hasn't done anything.

Fuck! Lead off hit to beltran..

 

[DarkFlow]

I have a feeling Craig is going to be a double play machine with how slow he is. Unless he's hitting deep balls, he's fucked.

 

[ReMaKe]

Lester looking good. Now for that double play.

 

[TheFatOne]

Lester looking sharp.

 

[DarkFlow]

I'm ready for my contract Fox, I'll be here all night.

 

[Sanjuro]

Fuck you Lestah. RUN!

 

[Little Green Yoda]

I'm ready for my contract Fox, I'll be here all night.

You can replace McCarver with that kind of hard-hitting analysis!

 

[DarkFlow]

You can replace McCarver with that kind of hard-hitting analysis!

That's my plan, if he can do it, my 1 year old has a shot.

 

[ReMaKe]

2 quick outs. Not what we wanted to do.

 

[Square Triangle]

Just caught up on the game, why are the Cards still pitching to Ortiz?

 

[eznark]

Papi brought out the top shelf roids for this series.

Smartest cycler in baseball.

 

[Dragon]

That was pretty borderline,

 

[BFIB]

Hard to get anything going when that pitch is called a strike on an inside out of the zone pitch.

 

[ReMaKe]

Again!!
LOL
Why pitch stl?

 

[ActStriker]

Why is Wainwright even giving Ortiz good pitches to hit?

 

[TheFatOne]

Why even risk pitching to Ortiz right now? The man is locked in. Just walk him.

 

[MechaX]

Especially after last game, I'm surprised they even still pitch to Ortiz.

 

[BFIB]

Lucky that was only a single.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Ortiz is fuckin awesome.

 

[ReMaKe]

Some experts did say he was gonna get the Barry Bonds treatment. I'm guessing Adam thinks he can get him out. Not been the case.

 

[ReMaKe]

Great... -_-

 

[Sanjuro]

That wasn't a home run. Fucking bullshit camera angles.

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Holliday <3

 

[Malo]

Everyday is a Holliday!!

 

[zychi]

Welp, holliday just shot his wad for the rest of the series. Lil early this time

 

[Syphon Filter]

 

[Square Triangle]

Did Silent Hill set in over St.Louis?

 

[Dragon]

Wtf at the smoke. Is this the minors?

 

[DarkFlow]

Almost, needs to up the roid dosage next AB.