Janssen is automatic
blow it all up. Disband the team.
what the fuck is wrong with kimbrel, already has 3 blown saves
People are just running into his fastball and hitting homers. He'll be fine.
AKA hitting his pitches. lol
He's not throwing his slider enough this year to throw anyone off.
at least the angels suck
Turns out it was a byproduct of Miller Park all along!Cards bats didn't make the trip from Milwaukee.
No, just teams that are below 500.Man I really hope this "beat up on the division" plan works out because we blow against everyone else.