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[Little Green Yoda]

Please score. I can just feel the Heath Bell appearance nearing.

Sticking w/ Scrabble is pressing our luck...

3rd straight K on 3 pitches for Goldschmidt...

 

[HarryDemeanor]

GIANTS squash Beiber team

Beiber? BEIBER? He's a Yankees/Rangers/Giants fan!

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Another inning of damage dodged. Another inning closer to Heathcliffe.

 

[rekameohs]

 

[Blearth]

Our starting pitchers have an ERA of 0.00

LOLincecum

 

[G-Fex]

CARDS!

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Here we go again!

 

[Sir Alemeth]

Our starting pitchers have an ERA of 0.00

LOLincecum

Yeah I just noticed that. Sweet.

 

[G-Fex]

Not cool Boggs

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Great, let's put two runners on for their two hottest hitters.

 

[Corran Horn]

This is Bochys new Good Luck method for going to the pen.

 

[rekameohs]

Bunts

Why did it have to be bunts

 

[G-Fex]

10 more innings

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Ok, hold them here. We need some Heath Bell action.

 

[rekameohs]

Oh thank goodness Prado

 

[Little Green Yoda]

To the 13th

 

[rekameohs]

Out of positions players; time for real baseball to start.

 

[Little Green Yoda]

All about which pitchers suck more at this point.


Or which manager gives away more free outs, ugh.

 

[rekameohs]

We've reached HEATHCON 1, scoring is vital.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Fun facts on Roy Halladay's start tonight:

-- First pitcher in the modern era (since 1900) to strike out at least 9 while throwing less than 4 innings

-- First Phillies pitcher since Curt Schilling in 1998 (also against Braves) to record first 8 outs as strikeouts

-- First time he's ever allowed a home run to a player making his Major League debut (Evan Gattis)

-- Fourth time he's ever allowed a player's first career home run (Gattis, Freddie Freeman - 2010, Jerry Owens - 2007, Terrence Long - 2000)

-- Threw 57.9% strikes, his lowest strike percentage since September 20, 2008 (lower strike percentage in only 15 of his previous 377 career starts)

-- Threw only 50.5% fastballs, his third-lowest single-game total since the start of the 2009 season

-- First time he's thrown at least 40 pitches in an inning since July 12, 2007

-- Fewest innings pitched in a game where he threw at least 95 pitches

-- Most pitches he's ever thrown in a game with 3.1 innings pitched or fewer

 

[Little Green Yoda]

We've reached HEATHCON 1, scoring is vital.

Boggs has looked like crap and Salas is Salas. Walkoff is imminent.

 

[Blearth]

Cards radio announcers are so bad.

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Depending on Collementer batting instead of Bell pitching. Good call lol.

 

[rekameohs]

AND THE GAME GOES ON

Second time through for Collmenter - aka herewego.gif

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Please go past 20 innings.

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Salas time. Hard hit balls for all!

1st batter, 1st hit.

 

[rekameohs]

Now I agree with bunting, because Josh Wilson is fucking horrible.

EDIT: Um, case in point

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Now I agree with bunting, because Josh Wilson is fucking horrible.

Pops it straight up instead :lol

Parra/Prado will destroy Salas

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Ugh, Yadi. Too high.

 

[G-Fex]

haha didn't see that steal coming

 

[Blearth]

Punk ass Yadi

 

[Opiate]

Pops it straight up instead :lol

Parra/Prado will destroy Salas

False

 

[Little Green Yoda]

False

Maybe Salas can surprise me like Scrabble did earlier.

Time for the Heath Bell experience! Oh wait, Collementer's still in?

 

[Blearth]

A Monsanto ad on the Cards radio broadcast? So weird.

That shit would never fly here.

 

[rekameohs]

Gotta love that Collmenter grit™

 

[Opiate]

A Monsanto ad on the Cards radio broadcast? So weird.

That shit would never fly here.

I don't get it. Why not?

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Welp, that was quick.

 

[lazybones18]

yay, fireworks

 

[rekameohs]

lol @ the paper airplane

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Ump just took one to the cup.

To the 16th!

 

[Sir Alemeth]

Crazy...it's like they're playing 2 games in 1.

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Wow, Pennington.

 

[rekameohs]

Holy shit there's a lot of pitches hidden in that trimmed beard, Josh.

and damn Pennington, that was slick

 

[Blearth]

I don't get it. Why not?

There's not much us San Francisco folk hate more than Monsanto.

 

[rekameohs]

Josh Collmenter threw more pitches than Brandon McCarthy

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Josh Collmenter threw more pitches than Brandon McCarthy

WHERE IS HEATH BELL?

 

[G-Fex]

collmenters beard is amazing

 

[rekameohs]

WHERE IS HEATH BELL?

Looming

 

[Opiate]

There's not much us San Francisco folk hate more than Monsanto.

Huh, that's strange. Is it anti-GM crop woo or just a hatred of monopolistic corporations? I mean, Monsanto has done some terrible things, don't get me wrong, but so has Apple, for that matter. I always feel like the dislike of Monsanto is intrinsically tied to some ridiculous fear of GM crops.

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Damn it, we're going to lose it just as Heath Bell is ready to come in.