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[sillentassasin]

That's his wife?

I understand.

 

[dream]

Well, this is interesting. Why would Bones "Philippians 4:13" Jones have 2 white girls that are not his white wife with him at such a late hour?

 

[NomarTyme]

Jones should be getting hotter women than that.

 

[Jaladinozozo]

Nick Diaz got them mad nunchuck skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFqHHQTDOBo

Bruce Lee/Ninja Turtle-Gaf be jelly?

 

[dream]

Do you guys think he was planning on kissing the two white girls who were not his white wife?

 

[Chamber]

Wife

.

 

[Heel]

Do you guys think he was planning on kissing the two white girls who were not his white wife?

Going to bible class. Nothing to see here.

 

[dream]

Do you think he had consumed too much blood of Christ before picking up the two white girls that were not his white wife on their way to bible study?

 

[Heel]

Perhaps, dream.

This little meeting he had with Uncle Dana and Uncle 'Zo is beginning to make a lot more sense. Maybe they gave him a few pointers on infidelity and the keys to their down low condo.

 

[Chamber]

Patrick Cote is back and this time, he's coming for Cung Le.

 

[dream]

Welp, that fight is worth about $2.50 on my pay per view value scale.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Wife

 

[Chamber]

Welp, that fight is worth about $2.50 on my pay per view value scale.

That's about $2.50 too much.

 

[Heel]

My God, Plywood's heel turn was a fucking masterstroke.

 

[Keen]

Well, this is interesting. Why would Bones "Philippians 4:13" Jones have 2 white girls that are not his white wife with him at such a late hour?

He was obviously only giving two white choir girls a ride home after bible study thru the rough neighborhoods of Los Angeles. That he had partaken of the bloof of Christ beforehand does not negate his good deed!


...or something.

 

[industrian]

Jon Jones is now just one wide-stanced dick suck away from embracing the full Christian evangelist angle.

Patrick Cote is back and this time, he's coming for Cung Le.

Well that answers my question.

My God, Plywood's heel turn was a fucking masterstroke.

We're getting uncomfortably uncomfortable here. MMAGAF's invasion of Wrasslin GAF. The resulting MMAGAF Civil War between those whom "get it" and the members of the Jon Fitch Athletic Combat Purists Club. Combine this with Gaming Side's crazy week and we got ourselves quite the maelstrom.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Wife

She's like....... all face.

Like Bones.

 

[industrian]

Let's turn back the clock here to 2009:

http://mmajunkie.com/news/13853/jon-jones-grounded-in-reality-heading-into-ufc-94.mma

"I'm 21 and really living the American dream. If I was a single, I'd probably really be 'wow' and having a great time in life. But I enjoy life and being committed with someone. Being married at age 21 helps me stay focused and stay in the gym.

Looks like he wanted a great time in life. Shame about his two kids though.

 

[AwesomeSauce]

http://www.mmafighting.com/news/201...fighter-dies-in-unregulated-south-dakota-news

This deathsport should be outlawed.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Let's turn back the clock here to 2009:

http://mmajunkie.com/news/13853/jon-jones-grounded-in-reality-heading-into-ufc-94.mma



Looks like he wanted a great time in life. Shame about his two kids though.

2009, man so long ago. Gotta go back.

 

[industrian]

2009, man so long ago. Gotta go back.

It's when I moved to Asia. Hard to believe that time has went by so quickly.

 

[Maklershed]

Patrick Cote is back and this time, he's coming for Cung Le.

Nice. Solid match up there. I love Cote. I hope he beats Cung Le's ass and has a triumphant return a la Varner.

 

[yacobod]

Debateable.

cosigned.

 

[BigKaboom2]

I like both new matchups more than the originals. Franklin-Silva I was a classic and I'm glad to see Cote get another shot.

 

[Maklershed]

Some might be interested in this. Don't know why the US isn't getting any love though ...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38350098&postcount=9597

 

[yacobod]

Wife

what's worse, his wife or his outfit?

 

[Host Samurai]

Well at least Cung Le will get his 1st UFC win.

 

[Chamber]

what's worse, his wife or his outfit?

The outfit. Nothing worse than a suit with tennis shoes.

 

[Host Samurai]

Jones needs to take notes from Evans when it comes to dressing, not his moves.

 

[Maklershed]

Well at least Cung Le will get his 1st UFC win.

Nope. Not gonna happen. Ma boy Cote got this.

 

[Heel]

Nope. Not gonna happen. Ma boy Cote got this.

Yeah, Cote is gonna rearrange Cung's nose.

 

[yacobod]

cote got a granite chin, not sure how he loses to cung.

 

[TheKaeptain]

what's worse, his wife or his outfit?

Yaco is wearing sneakers with a suit the more retarded look ever, yes or no?


My ex-best friend wore some at his wedding. Horrible just fucking horrible.

 

[TheNatural]

Yaco is wearing sneakers with a suit the more retarded look ever, yes or no?


My ex-best friend wore some at his wedding. Horrible just fucking horrible.

You're right. The correct footwear in this situation is flip flops. The only way to travel in style.

 

[VASPER]

God Jones is such a tool.

 

[Host Samurai]

cote got a granite chin, not sure how he loses to cung.

Chins are meant to be cracked.

 

[TheKaeptain]

You're right. The correct footwear in this situation is flip flops. The only way to travel in style.

This is where the giant hook would have pulled you off stage.

 

[TheNatural]

This is where the giant hook would have pulled you off stage.

That's not right, you know damn well my sandals would probably fall off.

 

[Gr1mLock]

cote got a granite chin, not sure how he loses to cung.

He could pile drive him or wait for him to blow a random joint out.

 

[Heel]

The Life and Times of Drew Fickett

"While they were filming the show, I was sitting in jail like an idiot. Kenny Florian and Diego [Sanchez] and Chris Leben got the good road. I got to go to jail for a couple months."

Bizarrely enough, it started over a free pizza. Or rather, it started over what was supposed to be a free pizza, according to a coupon that Fickett and a friend had, but which escalated into a silly and pointless argument over the phone when they called in to redeem it. You can imagine how this goes. Fickett calls and asks for his free pizza, but the guy on the other end isn’t so excited about delivering it. He gives Fickett some attitude. He feels pretty tough over the phone. The next thing he knows, Fickett is promising to come down there and hold the guy accountable for his words.

"I drove down there and kicked the door in, threw a computer on the ground, then I drove off in my truck," says Fickett. "They ended up arresting me for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon for throwing the computer."

TUF: The Comeback 2, starring Drew Fickett

Book it.

 

[yacobod]

Chins are meant to be cracked.

not by chubby movie star tomato cans.

Yaco is wearing sneakers with a suit the more retarded look ever, yes or no?

yes

 

[ldcommando]

FUEL TV (twitter)

Fight Fansdanawhite will be making a BIG announcement on the ‪#TUFFinale‬ Weigh-In tonight on @FUELTV at 7/4p ET/PT.

Free UFC 147 maybe?

 

[Chamber]

Another disappointing announcement from Uncle Dana.

 

[TheNatural]

 

[TheKaeptain]

Rehost that shit thenatural.

 

[Maklershed]

^ How long til that's someone's avatar?

Chins are meant to be cracked.

I know Cote's record insn't sterling but lets keep in mind that Cung Le lost to Scott "Hands of Stone" Smith

 

[Maklershed]

TUF: The Comeback 2, starring Drew Fickett

Book it.

I want a Comeback 2 season so bad.

 

[Chamber]

I know Cote's record insn't sterling but lets keep in mind that Cung Le lost to Scott "Hands of Stone" Smith

Not to mention 2011 Wanderlei Silva. Almost as bad as Bisping losing to the 2010 version.

 

[BigJonsson]

Cote is going to beat Le, and then get a rematch with Anderson

 

[TheKaeptain]

Anderson is going to need someone after he kills sonnen in the first round.