Moana (Vaiana for EU bros) - Live-Action Teaser

Moana is a good film. I don't see the point of this, they could just put it back in the cinema if they wanted even more money from it.

Easier to earn more of a "loss" by making a new production.

Hollywood be:
Get a big pile of cash
Spend it on making a movie by paying themselves to make the movie
Release movie at a "loss"
Oh no, can't pay taxes on loss
 
Moana is a good film. I don't see the point of this, they could just put it back in the cinema if they wanted even more money from it.
Even the boring + pointless Moana 2 from last year made a shitload of money. They are going to milk this franchise for all it's worth.
 
Moana is a good film. I don't see the point of this, they could just put it back in the cinema if they wanted even more money from it.
On top of that, for something thats very straight forward and hard to fuck up, they'll still find a way to fuck this up like they did Lilo and Stitch.

Like making the heart the sea an actual villain instead of a heartless antagonist, or not including that shiny schafrillas tomato tomba guy (or butchering his song like they did to 'be prepared' in the lion king movie)
 
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On top of that, for something thats very straight forward and hard to fuck up, they'll still find a way to fuck this up like they did Lilo and Stitch.

Like making the heart the sea an actual villain instead of a heartless antagonist, or not including that shiny schafrillas tomato tomba guy (or butchering his song like they did to 'be prepared' in the lion king movie)
They'll probably add like a 45 minute subplot telling Maui's origin story.
 
They should do something similar for moana pozzi aswell.

she's the reason Moana is called Vaiana in Europe btw.
both due to the connotations of having the same name as a porn star, and because she actually had that name registered as a trademark.
 
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