Moana (Vaiana for EU bros) - Live-Action Teaser

Moana is a good film. I don't see the point of this, they could just put it back in the cinema if they wanted even more money from it.

Easier to earn more of a "loss" by making a new production.

Hollywood be:
Get a big pile of cash
Spend it on making a movie by paying themselves to make the movie
Release movie at a "loss"
Oh no, can't pay taxes on loss
 
Moana is a good film. I don't see the point of this, they could just put it back in the cinema if they wanted even more money from it.
On top of that, for something thats very straight forward and hard to fuck up, they'll still find a way to fuck this up like they did Lilo and Stitch.

Like making the heart the sea an actual villain instead of a heartless antagonist, or not including that shiny schafrillas tomato tomba guy (or butchering his song like they did to 'be prepared' in the lion king movie)
 
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On top of that, for something thats very straight forward and hard to fuck up, they'll still find a way to fuck this up like they did Lilo and Stitch.

Like making the heart the sea an actual villain instead of a heartless antagonist, or not including that shiny schafrillas tomato tomba guy (or butchering his song like they did to 'be prepared' in the lion king movie)
They'll probably add like a 45 minute subplot telling Maui's origin story.
 
I'll just take this opportunity to recommend Chief of War. The best show I've seen this year and for quite some time.
 
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Zero diversity, sadly I'll have to pass on this one.
There were some blonde kids in the beginning, bet they get cooked and eaten with the comment "Yum, tastes like vanilla!" :P

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Unpopular opinion but I thought the original Moana is pretty unremarkable and probably one of the weakest movies Disney has redone in live action. There's like two characters for 90% of the film.
 
Unpopular opinion but I thought the original Moana is pretty unremarkable and probably one of the weakest movies Disney has redone in live action. There's like two characters for 90% of the film.
Water graphics were great in that movie. Also the rock.
 
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