LectureMaster
Has Man Musk
Stellar Blade for modern audiences.
Timberwolf25
Member
That's more in line with modern technology as opposed to "modern audiences".
SwordofOlympus
Banned
Max Payne is emasculated and killed five minutes into the game and is replaced by a blue-haired landwhale social worker.
Danny Dudekisser
I paid good money for this Dynex!
Everyone is ugly and my mouth tastes like hooker spit.
TexMex
Member
Yeah OP has a fundamental misunderstanding of what this phrase means.
Success
Member
Modern Audiences want modern technology.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
As an audience member living in the modern age, I approve of these changes.
Timberwolf25
Member
The technology, YES. You can see from the reception of Concord, Dustborn, the Marvels, the Acolyte and other content tailored for the "modern audience", the answer is almost clearly a NO.
CuckooBananaNuts
Banned
I don't think you have any clue what Modern Audiences means.
Magic Carpet
Gold Member
Pacman live service, season pass includes tunnel access and 2 extra power pellets.
Skins selection updated regularly, vote on your favorite maze.
New update increases fruit values.
Skins selection updated regularly, vote on your favorite maze.
New update increases fruit values.
Ridicululzz
Member
The characters will now also have their pronouns listed on the selection screen.
CuckooBananaNuts
Banned
I mean ... that's literally what you get with Concord.The characters will now also have their pronouns listed on the selection screen.
Moriarty1889
Member
Modern audience meaning woke politically correct trash.
CuckooBananaNuts
Banned
I thought the idea for this thread would be fun ... until I read OP's example.
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
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semiconscious
Member
'modern audiences' - an imaginary group of people who play video games, based on a group of actual people who, in reality, don't...
_Idea_of_Evil_
Member
For the lulz, Bloodborne:
- Pronoun selection in character creation
- Mini-map with quest markers
- Mtx blood echoes, armors, weapons, loot bundles
- Live service daily quests (e.g., "Kill 40 pigs"), season rewards
- Mix of orchestral, with EDM and rap/hip-hop beats as the OST
- Brighter pastel color palette
- Focus on wider inclusivity and racial representation
- Blood and gore On/Off option
- Easy mode
Seriously, all I would want would be 4k textures, 60-120fps, lamps behaving as bonfires/graces, blood "bell bearings", and the ability to respec. Chalice Dungeon improvements too, including all cut Chalice Dungeon bosses in a completed state.
- Pronoun selection in character creation
- Mini-map with quest markers
- Mtx blood echoes, armors, weapons, loot bundles
- Live service daily quests (e.g., "Kill 40 pigs"), season rewards
- Mix of orchestral, with EDM and rap/hip-hop beats as the OST
- Brighter pastel color palette
- Focus on wider inclusivity and racial representation
- Blood and gore On/Off option
- Easy mode
Seriously, all I would want would be 4k textures, 60-120fps, lamps behaving as bonfires/graces, blood "bell bearings", and the ability to respec. Chalice Dungeon improvements too, including all cut Chalice Dungeon bosses in a completed state.
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Fahdis
Member
MagusMajul
Member
Diablo 2, the game just plays its self. Except we already have that and its called WOW
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MagusMajul
Member
the sex doll in the hunter's dream would remain the same
MostlyPeaceful
Banned
The sad part is…even though the trailer was excellent, the next installment in one of my favorite game franchises is very likely being made for "modern audiences"
www.bloomberg.com
I will be jumping for joy if I turn out to be wrong about that, though.
Rockstar Games Cleaned Up Its Frat-Boy Culture — and Grand Theft Auto, Too
With a new tone at the company and a change in creative direction, GTA VI will probably feel very different from its predecessor
www.bloomberg.com
I will be jumping for joy if I turn out to be wrong about that, though.
Danny Dudekisser
I paid good money for this Dynex!
Syphillis
Cyberpunkd
Member
Thief: Dark Project
Actually they already made it - Thief (2014). Here's my expert review:
Actually they already made it - Thief (2014). Here's my expert review:
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
DICK'S
CompleteGlobalSaturation
Member
"10/10 GOTY. A diverse and inclusive game, empowering for women. "Stellar Blade for modern audiences.
- ResetEra
CompleteGlobalSaturation
Member
This is a quite a good summary of 'modern video games'
We no longer have video games produced for men. Instead, games are produced for women, men transitioning into women.
We no longer have video games produced for men. Instead, games are produced for women, men transitioning into women.
STARSBarry
Gold Member
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
FunkMiller
Banned
Silent Hill 2. Where they turn it from a psychological horror game, into a Resident Evil clone with none of the atmosphere or -
OH SHIT.
OH SHIT.
sigmaZ
Member
I don't know what is, nor do I want to. lolYiffing would also be involved
Madserb2023
Member
I know quite a few people who would fit into the modern audience category, but they don't play games and spend all their time on Ticktock. I don't see why they can't see the obvious.
Mr Reasonable
Completely Unreasonable
All I want to know is why can't everyone aspire to be 80s Schwarzenegger or Playboy Bunnies? Is that too much to ask?
There, now everyone can stop crying because someone got asked if they wanted to be called he or she.
There, now everyone can stop crying because someone got asked if they wanted to be called he or she.
CompleteGlobalSaturation
Member
Pussification of society.
Everyone is offended by everything.
My theory? I blame the estrogen and microplastics. Likely the reason why more and more are such pathetic bitches.
Stephen Fry:
"It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."
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tomato shrub
Member
Any of my action adventure or RPG favorites, doesn't matter which one, is now inferior Ubisoft trash for ADHD audiences with glowing breadcrumbs and quest markers everywhere and no actual exploration left.
Also, with autosave and mid-boss checkpoints everywhere nothing in them feels truly rewarding anymore. And idiots will defend these new versions with "bruh, I don't have time for boring walking in my games" while I'll be thinking "bitch, then go watch a movie".
Also, with autosave and mid-boss checkpoints everywhere nothing in them feels truly rewarding anymore. And idiots will defend these new versions with "bruh, I don't have time for boring walking in my games" while I'll be thinking "bitch, then go watch a movie".
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SlicedBread3
Member
Sackboy becomes SackUndecided.
Wildebeest
Member
No such thing as a modern audience. They probably made a game for nobody.
Sintoid
Member
And rainbow Ghosts
Gojiira
Member
Dont forget the villain will be a fellow blue hair fighting the patriarchy, Max was just a toxic white male who oppressed her.
Shake Your Rump
Banned
Nah, she is still mildly attractive here. Needs to be more ambiguous, and add a helmet.Stellar Blade for modern audiences.
darth.shrimp
Member
It's up to Illia to go rescue Link after he was turned into a wolf, all the while suffering from her memory loss.