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[whytemyke]

Morgan Webb. How long 'til she's actually hired by a big network? gorgeous and talented women don't last long on third teir television networks... can we get a pool on how long it'll be until she's hired by MTV or something?

I've got 9 months.

 

[Slo]

Not until the WWE gets it's own network.

 

[Ronald_mcd]

I thought you were gonna ask how long her penis was.

 

[sprsk]

shes one of the worst on air personalities ever.

 

[Flynn]

Since when does scrunching up your face and furrowing your brow pass for personality?

 

[whytemyke]

agreed. she's the embodiment of the old saying: "Better seen than heard." Which is exactly why I think MTV will be on her ass before too long.

 

[mrmyth]

I need a widescreen TV just to fit her fucking jawline, and you want to put her on more channels? Screw you and that right-angle faced heifer.

 

[Flynn]

agreed. she's the embodiment of the old saying: "Better seen than heard." Which is exactly why I think MTV will be on her ass before too long.

No way. MTV is majorly about cultivated cool, of which Webb has none.

I hate to admit it, but actually takes some TV chops to be a VJ.

The best Morgan can hope for is Directv Program Guide Cohostess.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Ummm...?
TTIUWP?

 

[demon]

Morgan Webb.... how long?

7 inches I've heard?

 

[Wario64]

WHY DOES ADAM GET TO HOST A GAME TV SHOW? I KNOW EVERY GAME DEVELOPER FOR EVERY MAJOR GAME RELEASE IN THE LAST 20 YEARS!

WHY DO YOU GET TO SPEND EVERY DAY WITH MORGAN WEBB????

ERG

 

[mrmyth]

Ummm...?
TTIUWP?

You brought this on yourself.

 

[cubicle47b]

I don't think she's pretty and I have low standards.

 

[WasabiKing]

WHY DOES ADAM GET TO HOST A GAME TV SHOW? I KNOW EVERY GAME DEVELOPER FOR EVERY MAJOR GAME RELEASE IN THE LAST 20 YEARS!

Well, that tells YOU about your talent level. :lol

To be honest, if Morgan Webb was some random girl walking down the street, I'd probably stare for no more than 3 seconds and move on. That's just how it is out here in San Francisco, lots of gorgeous women passing by when you're walking out for some coffee. And since I don't watch G4 or whatever station that carries the show, she could really be walking by and I may not even notice.

Poor lass, the girl's like the Farrah Fawcett of gaming nerds everywhere.

 

[mrmyth]

Well, that tells YOU about your talent level. :lol

To be honest, if Morgan Webb was some random girl walking down the street, I'd probably stare for no more than 3 seconds and move on. That's just how it is out here in San Francisco, lots of gorgeous women passing by when you're walking out for some coffee. And since I don't watch G4 or whatever station that carries the show, she could really be walking by and I may not even notice.

Poor lass, the girl's like the Farrah Fawcett of gaming nerds everywhere.

He's quoting a too-often played commercial on G4 featuring an obsessed Webb stalker.

 

[ManaByte]

She'll be hired for the next live-action Masters of the Universe movie. They don't even need to do a Skeletor mask for her.

 

[WasabiKing]

He's quoting a too-often played commercial on G4 featuring an obsessed Webb stalker.

I think I've seen it once... haha, gotcha...

EDIT: No no no, J.Lo's new husband will be Skeletor

 

[Spectral Glider]

I dunno, she's certainly not some breathtaking beauty, but I'd take an evening to jam an atari joystick up in her and send her to the next level. There's a zillion girls on this planet uglier than her, and don't pretend there isn't.

 

[Stryder]

I honestly thought this thread was going to be about hold long before she gets fired from XPLAY and is forced to resort to posing nude on the internet before her legions of internet fanboys.

But this works too.

Me too! :lol

 

[Slo]

I dunno, she's certainly not some breathtaking beauty, but I'd take an evening to jam an atari joystick up in her and send her to the next level. There's a zillion girls on this planet uglier than her, and don't pretend there isn't.

Yeah, but this is the internet.

 

[Flynn]

I dunno, she's certainly not some breathtaking beauty, but I'd take an evening to jam an atari joystick up in her and send her to the next level. There's a zillion girls on this planet uglier than her, and don't pretend there isn't.

Good choice. Apparantly Morgan Webb likes Atari.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Good choice. Apparantly Morgan Webb likes Atari.

:lol

But I dunno what's funnier, the fact that she likes atari, or the fact that you pulled up that link so fast.

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

I don't think she's pretty and I have low standards.

LOL.

I'm sorry, that cracked me up more than it should have.

 

[Flynn]

:lol

But I dunno what's funnier, the fact that she likes atari, or the fact that you pulled up that link so fast.

hehe

It's all thanks to the Anti-Morgan Webb essay I wrote a while back.

I doubt the TechTV link is still live, but one of her selling points in her bio was that she, gasp, actually played Atari back in the day.

 

[Shinobi]

I need a widescreen TV just to fit her fucking jawline, and you want to put her on more channels? Screw you and that right-angle faced heifer.

:lol :lol :lol

I dunno, she's certainly not some breathtaking beauty, but I'd take an evening to jam an atari joystick up in her and send her to the next level. There's a zillion girls on this planet uglier than her, and don't pretend there isn't.

Agreed...though that doesn't make the negative cracks about her any less funny. :lol

 

[Rorschach]

She looks deformed to me. She's a fucking monster!

Or maybe these guys got to her:

 

[Vormund]

She's female and she (apparently) plays games so she must be hot!!!!11!!1one

 

[karasu]

She's cute, but she's not very good at her job. She's far too condescending and seems to take herself way too seriously. Diane Mizota ownz her, and so do half of the G4 girls.

 

[Eminem]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol @ thread

 

[soundwave05]

She's cute, but I thought some of the girls that used to be on Electric Playground a few years ago were a lot hotter.

 

[Flynn]

She's cute, but she's not very good at her job. She's far too condescending and seems to take herself way too seriously. Diane Mizota ownz her, and so do half of the G4 girls.

I have to agree. Diane Mizota knows how to work in front of a camera, that's why she gets other TV gigs.

 

[dskillzhtown]

I have to agree. Diane Mizota knows how to work in front of a camera, that's why she gets other TV gigs.

And Movie gigs. If Diane had some boobs, she would be ultra-hot. But she is hot the way she is.

 

[Flynn]

And Movie gigs. If Diane had some boobs, she would be ultra-hot. But she is hot the way she is.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0594601/

I had no idea.

I'm gonna have to rent Boogie Nights again.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Morgan Webb looks like a younger version of Molly Price (Faith Yokas) on Third Watch

 

[tedtropy]

Yep, Diane has a little something that Morgan needs to study up on - personality. She has this one little sardonic, smartass 'let's-make-fun-of-Adam' persona that's getting REAL old. And while, yeah, she can look cute somtimes, there's other times where it just ain't working for her. Mizota, on the other hand, is a persistent babeasaures sex. I hope to see her in more stuff, and I'd like to see me in...well, you know where this is going...

 

[bjork]

No way. MTV is majorly about cultivated cool, of which Webb has none.

I hate to admit it, but actually takes some TV chops to be a VJ.

The best Morgan can hope for is Directv Program Guide Cohostess.

I like Morgan and all, but that Tanya Memme Direct TV lady... mmm

 

[Kabuki Waq]

If she didnt have big boobs everyone would call her ugly on the spot.

 

[bjork]

If she didnt have big boobs everyone would call her ugly on the spot.

I like the jaw.

 

[Eminem]

since they're not in here yet....

OBSERVE THE HOTNESS/HORROR

 

[mrmyth]

Knee high athletic socks can never be hot on anyone. And I swear I see bulge in that second pic. Almost as big as her jaw.

 

[tedtropy]

That Maxim shoot was terrible. She had a few decent shots in her FHM spread, but she certainly doesn't have a supermodel's body, and needs to stop posing in mags where it's the norm. Now Diane Mizota, she's needed to get 'Maxim'-ized STAT.

 

[impirius]

All I can think of when I see "Morgan Webb" is the X-Play commercial where she makes a sound like "BOWN"... it just won't get out of my head.

 

[Rorschach]

That's just nasty.

 

[karasu]

She looks alot better than she does in those photos. Real people aren't like frozen moments in time or anything.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[lexy]

Broad shoulders, square jaw, bulge in neck...

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

She's like the chick at the office that everyone takes a run at. The hoochy mama look doesn't work for her at all, but fuck can she wear a cardigan. :lol

 

[Dead]

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egads!

 

[hobbitx]

The best Morgan can hope for is Directv Program Guide Cohostess.

Oddly enough the two hosts from the DTV channel are ex G4 hosts. :lol

Seriously though, I really don't get what it is people are so hyped up about her for. If she looks this funny with makeup, I can't even imagine how she looks day to day off set. God that chin, she's gonna pokes someone's eye out one day with that thing.

Sarah Lane is way hotter, get with the mf'n program you guys seriously.

 

[karasu]

Because you see, the presence of a possible "flaw" doesn't necessarily make someone unattractive. We all have them. It is called the real world.