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Threads like these make me wonder:
How is it like to post at GAF as a Mormon?
Ronito and ex-Mormons need not answer.
How is it like to post at GAF as a Mormon?
Ronito and ex-Mormons need not answer.

ronito said:So to sorta sort out stuff between this and Maher:
Mormons believe Indians came from Middle East: True. However, their argument is that civilization was mostly wiped out (and it is in the Book of Mormon) so they'll make the argument of, of course there's no DNA they were destroyed. That and the section of civilization was so small and remote they just haven't found it 'yet".
Brigham Young and Race mixing: True. In fact even in some circles my wife and I get comments (I'm latino and she's white) like "Such a shame she couldn't find a white boy." Or nasty looks and stuff. Once I got "Aren't you so lucky that in heaven you'll both be white?" from an old white lady.
Trillions of planets by countless gods? Not really doctrine. Conjecture at best. Yes the church does teach that there are trillions of planets (yay!) and it does teach that Jesus created the earth. And it also did espouse the teachings that there could be other gods. Now putting all that together you COULD get to realization that there could be tons of gods for tons of worlds. But it's not fomally doctrine or something the church espouses oficially anymore.
Elohim born as a man There's a couplet that says "As man is God once was, as God is man can be." That's really about as far as official church doctrine goes. And even the last prophet Gordon B. Hinckley said on Larry King live that he "didn't know" if it was true.
God has a body: Very true. A basic pillar of mormonism.
God has many wives on Kolob Again conjecture. There is one scripture where it says God lives on planet close to Kolob. The scriptures don't talk much about a female godess. But the early church used to teach that a man could only get into heaven if he had many wives. So therefore one could conjecture that God has multiple wives. However, the church no longer believes in polygamy and hasn't for 1890 (at least on paper) and 1904 when they said "No we really mean it." So if you ask a modern mormon about this they'll be shocked and say it isn't true. If you asked a mormon back in the days of polygamy, it's possible they'd agree.
Celestial sex: Again sounds hawt but there's nothing in mormon doctrine about having sex to make spirit children, it just says that there are spirit children. It's conjecture (but not entirely out of place) that this would happen through "celestial sex".
Head of Mormon gods called a council: Half-true. it is taught there was a council and there was one god there.
Lucifer Jesus's brother and 1/3 that followed him: Yeah of course Lucifer and Jesus are brothers. Didn't God create both? If not then who created him? As to the 1/3 that followed him to become demons that's also true, though officially it's taught they never had bodies so they're just evil spirits.
Less valiant = dark skin: Sadly true. Prominent Apostle McConkie believed this through and through and this was even written in the first few editions of "Mormon Doctrine" which is a staple in mormon teaching. After the whole allowing the blacks the priesthood the church had this section removed and McConkie was famously quoted as saying "Throw everything that I or anyone else ever said about this away. We were speaking with an imperfect understanding."
Valiant people were born mormon Certainly I heard this up and down until the late nineties after that the church has sorta backed away from this.
White and delightsome Very true. In fact some apostles still teach that as the african and latino races get more righteous they're getting lighter in complexion.
God came was Adam: Brigham Young was adamant about this and taught that if you didn't believe that God was Adam you'd go to hell. After he died however the church abandoned this teaching.
Elohim came in human form to impregnate Mary: Absolutely false. Mormon teachings about this is similar to catholic and other christian denominations.
Jesus had multiple wives: First off, it's not remarkable to think that Jesus was married they called him rabbi and rabbis were typically married. But mormon belief is that Jesus set the example for us, in getting baptized going to the temple, praying and such, so it makes sense he'd get married as that's required to get to the highest degree of heaven. As to multiple wives, well that's of course been backed off from since polygamy was disavowed. There's actually no "Offical" teaching about Jesus' wife(wives). Most mormons will just reply they don't know.
Joseph Smith saying he was a descendant of Jesus Yeah, he said a lot of crazy stuff. Technically he said he was a descendant of Joseph sold into Egypt, and the bible says Jesus descended from him so...
Jesus came to the Americas: True. Basic mormon teaching.
Dark skinned people killed all the light skinned people and gold plates: all true
all christian creeds were an abomination True, mormonism teaches that only the mormon church has the "whole" truth.
Standing judgement before Joseph Smith, Jesus and Elohim: Joseph and Brigham both taught that they and others would be "sentitnels" or guards that you had to pass on the way to heaven, but final judgement was supposed to be between Jesus and Elohim.
Polygamist Gods: It is true that to get into the celestial kingdom you must be married in the temple, the polygamist part of it has of course been removed. Mormons no longer believe that.
Joseph smith said he did more than any other man including jesus chirst for man's salvation.: No, it was Brigham Young that said that.
Mormons can become gods: This used to be a central belief of the mormon church, but since Hinkley the church as backed off from this teaching.
doomed1 said:Alright, I should probably admit my prejudice. As far as I'm concerned, Mormons are a bunch of heretic cultists (though that's really more because I'm Orthodox Catholic. Basically anyone protestant of any type is a heretic to me). This continues on with the cult label. Keep in mind, I keep a broad definition of cult as well. A cult is any group, religious or otherwise, that believes only the ones in the cult can be "saved" or some other similar concept, excluding outside figures, and erasing any doubt of such beliefs from their minds.
ronito said:Joseph smith said he did more than any other man including jesus chirst for man's salvation.: No, it was Brigham Young that said that.
Yeah, that is always something to look out for.Hitokage said:Be wary of this book. Although I've heard the weirder stuff is what he got right, the scholarship on this book is suspect and the author has an interest in pushing "true christianity" rather than telling history.
ronito said:Elohim came in human form to impregnate Mary: Absolutely false. Mormon teachings about this is similar to catholic and other christian denominations.
I agree with everything you said except this. It actually was Joseph Smith who said it.
gerg said:Out of curiosity, how does someone justify following the "letter of the law" but not the "spirit of the law"? Doing so sincerely seems to involve either some complex mental gymnastics (doublethink comes to mind) or not thinking about the meaning of the law in its entirety.
gerg said:Out of curiosity, how does someone justify following the "letter of the law" but not the "spirit of the law"? Doing so sincerely seems to involve either some complex mental gymnastics (doublethink comes to mind) or not thinking about the meaning of the law in its entirety..
While we're on the subject, can we talk about the underwear situation?
I've heard people hinting and such but really there's set doctrine accepted by the whole church that says God came to Mary's door pimpin.Thaedolus said:Really? I was taught this in Seminary during my Senior year by a man who's now the bishop of my home ward (my dad's his first counselor,) and he's not the only one I heard it from. In fact, they seemed to mock the idea of the immaculate conception, scoffing at the impossibility of it...Mormons mocking other religions for convoluted teachings, of course, now seems preposterous, but whatever.
No, that quote came after his death. It's in the Doctrine and Covenants in a section written by John Taylor. Verse 3
Joseph Smith said:A large majority of the whole have stood by me. Neither Paul, John, Peter, nor Jesus ever did it. I boast that no man ever did such a work as I. The followers of Jesus ran away from Him; but the Latter-day Saints never ran away from me yet. - History of the Church p. 409
what you want to know?lennedsay said:While we're on the subject, can we talk about the underwear situation?
ronito said:I've heard people hinting and such but really there's set doctrine accepted by the whole church that says God came to Mary's door pimpin.
As to the quote I guess Joseph said it as well as Brigham Young, my bad:
Does the LDS church consider itself to be monotheistic?
lennedsay said:While we're on the subject, can we talk about the underwear situation?
Enojado said:You mean mormon garments? Here's a pic for you http://hiscrivener.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mormon-holy-underwear.jpg - may be considered NSFW???
I'm guessing more than a pic is wanted?Enojado said:You mean mormon garments? Here's a pic for you http://hiscrivener.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mormon-holy-underwear.jpg - may be considered NSFW???
The thought of a wife telling your church that you jerked off is bizarre. That just seems so wrong in so many ways. Someone squeezed one off . . . so what? And why would the church care? And what kind of wife would squeal on you to the church? I just can't wrap my head around all that. :lolMotorbreathX said:He also told us of how his uncle was shunned from the church after his wife told them he was masturbating. Eventually they let him back in when they realized she wouldn't have sex with him. It had been like 4 years. He divorced her (another no,no) and still let him in.
So here is a stupid bizarre question . . . if the dark skin is viewed as a bad thing, do some Mormons actively avoid the sun to keep their skin light? Are there very few tanning salons in Utah?Hitokage said:Like I said.Extermination? Heavens no, ideally they'll become righteous and then freed from their dark skin.
speculawyer said:The thought of a wife telling your church that you jerked off is bizarre. That just seems so wrong in so many ways. Someone squeezed one off . . . so what? And why would the church care? And what kind of wife would squeal on you to the church? I just can't wrap my head around all that. :lol
You made Tom sad.LovingSteam said:Honestly, the Mormon faith fascinates me almost more so than any other religion. My undergrad was in Religious Studies and my Masters was in biblical studies so that may be a reason why. The Mormon faith (if we ignore Native Americans) is the first and only world religion that originated in the states.
speculawyer said:You mad Tom sad.
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LovingSteam said:Happens in religion of Jehovah's Witnesses. The girl I was dating at the time was 'forced' to confess that we had done sexual stuff (everything but intercourse) to her parents in front of the elders (who were all male). Their response was to reprove her, removing all privileges she had in the Kingdom Hall.
WTF? I'm stunned.LovingSteam said:Happens in religion of Jehovah's Witnesses. The girl I was dating at the time was 'forced' to confess that we had done sexual stuff (everything but intercourse) to her parents in front of the elders (who were all male). Their response was to reprove her, removing all privileges she had in the Kingdom Hall. The backing is in the Bible (depending on your interpretation) which is why their are Catholic priests to confess your sins to. Obviously its different to confess a sin to someone you cannot see/or don't know then your parents/in front of the entire congregation.
Count Dookkake said:Yeah, that's pretty disgusting and borders on sex abuse.
speculawyer said:WTF? I'm stunned.
What exactly are 'privileges she had in the Kingdom Hall'? Unless it is like a club where you get free drinks and massages, I don't think that is much of a loss.
BTW, Forced to confess? I think the word for that is torture. Perhaps Cajoled.
Do you think catholic confession borders on sex abuse? Serious question, but I doubt I'll get a non hyperbole serious answer.Count Dookkake said:Yeah, that's pretty disgusting and borders on sex abuse.
elrechazao said:Do you think catholic confession borders on sex abuse? Serious question, but I doubt I'll get a non hyperbole serious answer.
elrechazao said:Do you think catholic confession borders on sex abuse? Serious question, but I doubt I'll get a non hyperbole serious answer.
That might be concerning to me if the jehova's witnesses were a government agency, and not a society voluntarily joined that people can walk away from at will.LovingSteam said:I would say that is different (obviously the question wasn't asked of me). The Catholic Church doesn't ask exactly what type of sin you committed but rather asks you to confess your sins. Asking is different than demanding. The Jehovah's Witnesses demand that their members confess their sin in detail.
Count Dookkake said:1) There are seemingly too many differences in the way both situations are handled for them to be considered the same. The JW version as it is practiced seems worse due to the public shaming aspect. However, bad Catholic priests take advantage of their access to kids, so I imagine the privacy of confession has its drawbacks, too.
2) Fuck you. Since when am I known as hyperbole guy?
Being on the cover of the 'Watchtower' magazine sounds like the real loss to me.LovingSteam said:The types of privileges are answering questions, giving talks, basically being able to converse with the fellow members. It was a 6 month punishment. In terms of it not being a loss, it is very much so when your entire family are members and your grandparents were on the cover of an 'Watchtower' magazine for having the ideal marriage.
speculawyer said:Being on the cover of the 'Watchtower' magazine sounds like the real loss to me.
Hey . . . do the JW people ever go out door to door alone? I want to talk to the young guy that comes to my door but he always brings some frumpy old person. How am I supposed to spread my heresy when they are double-teaming me?
LovingSteam said:No, they always go in pairs; both for safety precautions and the example in the New Testament. I remember when I did that a few times while I was studying; man was I nervous and embarrassed. One thing that I learned in the last decade through my experience with the JW's and other congregation/denominations is that the regular folks who you see are usually the nice ones. Unfortunately they are the ones who get a rough time from those outside of the organization. Many times they are in the religion because their families have/are in, they simply enjoy the relationships, have recently overcome a hardship, or just believe what they are doing. It's the leadership that I have a problem with. The folks who have the power and the influence. Those are the ones who really bother me.
Thaedolus said:Are JW's allowed to take literature from other religions? I ask because some dropped by my house when I was in high school and, being the diligent Mormon boy I was, offered them a Book of Mormon in exchange for their pamphlet or whatever. I didn't know who they were at the time, but they refused to take it, and told me to have a nice day as they promptly left.
Maybe it's just because they figured this house was a lost cause? :lol
Hmm . . . maybe that is what I should do next. Offer them a copy of "The God Delusion".Thaedolus said:Are JW's allowed to take literature from other religions? I ask because some dropped by my house when I was in high school and, being the diligent Mormon boy I was, offered them a Book of Mormon in exchange for their pamphlet or whatever. I didn't know who they were at the time, but they refused to take it, and told me to have a nice day as they promptly left.
Maybe it's just because they figured this house was a lost cause? :lol
ronito said:I'm guessing more than a pic is wanted?
speculawyer said:Hmm . . . maybe that is what I should do next. Offer them a copy of "The God Delusion".
I've got a couple copies of the Book of Mormon, so I could do that.
I'd like to try the Koran just to see how they would react, but I've only got one of those.
Got it from here.
http://www.freekoran.com/
Sign up and get your own free copy.
Interesting book . . . as I've said elsewhere, reading it makes me feel that Islam is a religion with small man's complex.
gerg said:I fear that my question will be lost on the last page...
Sorry.gerg said:I fear that my question will be lost on the last page...
You are encouraged to find the answer for yourself, but there is only one correct answer. It's similar to the church's corruption of "free will" into "free agency", which is free will at gunpoint.ronito said:Here's the thing and it's a bit ironic really. The mormon church is all about going out and "finding the truth for yourself" however, you'll have a hard time finding another church that tells its membership what it should and shouldn't do so much in volume or as often.
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) - The Mormon church has bought about 13 acres of real estate in downtown Salt Lake City.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints bought a 10-acre block directly north of the Little America Hotel and another 2- to 3-acre parcel directly north of the Grand America Hotel. The parcels are across from each other on either side of Salt Lake City's Main Street.
The land was owned by The Sinclair Companies, which are controlled by oil magnate and billionaire Earl Holding. Holding also owns both the Little America and Grand America hotels.
Church spokesman Scott Trotter confirmed Thursday that the purchase was made by its Property Reserve Inc. He says the land is a long-term investment and there are no immediate plans for development.
The price paid was not disclosed.
At the risk of a tangent, the temple ceremonies are the reason I'm at home right now and my wife and kids are at church. Really the writing was on the wall when I got my endowment before our wedding, as that was one of the most fucked up experiences I've ever had. It's when I started really questioning the church and what led directly to my eventually backing out completely.ronito said:I'm guessing more than a pic is wanted?
They're called garments, and are part of the temple ritual. When you go through the temple for the first time you get them. It's a symbol of the ceremonies done there and have masonic symbols on it (like most things in the temple ritual).
you're not alone. More and more when I see young people going through the temple the first time I always hear their elders saying something like "Now, make sure you don't freak out."GhaleonEB said:At the risk of a tangent, the temple ceremonies are the reason I'm at home right now and my wife and kids are at church. Really the writing was on the wall when I got my endowment before our wedding, as that was one of the most fucked up experiences I've ever had. It's when I started really questioning the church and what led directly to my eventually backing out completely.
Just an intensely strange, almost traumatizing experience that I refused to ever go through again.