Most pathetic/desperate/obsessed/regrettable thing you have done gaming related?

Spent 45 hours grinding for an ideally leveled Oblivion character. Stopped playing the game as soon as I hit my level goal. Go me.
 
When I was addicted to Halo 3 I was still in school and had 2 months off in the summer, I would play until 4 or 5 am and set an alarm for 9 am and then play again until 4 or 5 am, that's pretty much all I did for at least a month.
 
- I spent $300ish of my boyfriend's money on TF2 keys to open crates three years ago during the Halloween Event. I was hoping to get those Halloween unusuals. Oh boy, was he angry. I had to work my ass off to repay him for that. I regretted that decision.

- I had a one night stand with an old friend of mine for his still sealed and in mint condition Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Collectors Edition. I have a hard time deciding if I regret it or not. On one hand, that night was gross and uncomfortable. On the other hand, I had something worth hundreds for "free". It was pretty pathetic of me though.

- (If this counts) Getting involved with the amiibo craze. Bye-bye, 400+ dollars!

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During my first playthrough of Witcher 3, I read up on a bunch of crucial decisions you're confronted with in the back-half of the game for fear of messing up and getting the bad ending. Really feel like I cheated myself out of one hell of a narrative experience there.
 
I never rotated my saves because I didn't realize it was a thing you should do. DMC3 SE, and accidentally overwrote THE Dante save I had with a Virgil save. I don't make that mistake anymore.
 
My dad had a bunch of 50 cent coins in his closet. I went and bought Knights of the Old Republic with them for Xbox. I don't think he ever found out. That was quite a few coins and no one questioned it. Looking back they were probably worth more now than they were back then. What a dumb decision.
 
At the time, Super Mario Galaxy was about to come out so I became nearly obsessed with it. I always talked about it, I drew stuff for it in class, I listened to the music obsessively and had dreams about it and everything. I annoyed like almost everyone with it.

It was back when game kiosks at GameStop used to have the full versions of games, and I used to go to the mall fairly often, so I basically spent literally hours at the store playing Super Mario Galaxy before I could get it myself, and ended up having my own actual save file at the GameStop. I ended up beating the entire game nearly twice with the time I spent there, and got most of the stars on at least one of the files. It was truly pathetic.

When I got it for that Christmas, I recieved it as a gift during a big family party at my cousins and holed myself up in a room with a bunch of snacks and chips and stuff and basically stayed up until morning to beat it. Again. Got every single star the following day and started Luigi's run right afterwards and got almost every star before I realized how fucking weird I was being and pretty much never touched the game again.

And then they announced the sequel a few years later. It almost happened again.

They're still two of my favorite games of all time lmao

Funny enough the exact same thing happened with Smash Bros. Brawl and I lost a lot of friends from literally NEVER SHUTTING UP ABOUT IT but I guess the Smash hype was just so real at the time, so I wasn't completely alone on that. Kinda. I've learned to be a lot more.... normal in regards to these things since then, the Brawl hype and Mario Galaxy 2 stuff mostly taught me a lesson. I'm way different from those days.

It's actually rather rare that I get really hype about something nowadays. Splatoon was probably the closest I've gotten to it though.
 
When I was addicted to Halo 3 I was still in school and had 2 months off in the summer, I would play until 4 or 5 am and set an alarm for 9 am and then play again until 4 or 5 am, that's pretty much all I did for at least a month.

are you me?

Wasted so many high school Summer's doing this.
 
I met a stranger at night to swap Amiibos.
This one sentence is just so amazing.

First off, the fact that you ''met'' this person for the purpose of swapping Amiibos tells us that it was a PLANNED meeting. However, since this person is a stranger, that means there was no prior contact unless you had a mutual connection like a friend or a cousin. What that implies is one of two things, you came across one another by chance and just so happened to be on the subject of Amiibos or one of you intentionally SEARCHED for a trading partner and the other responded. Both of these are more likely to have happened on the internet.

Now here is what makes it even more interesting: ''at night.''

Obviously, night makes the whole process seem like you were buying drugs. But, once again, we can assume that this was planned, meaning that both parties agreed to a location and time for the exchange. You agreed to meet this person, whom you've possibly only had a brief interaction with on the internet,... at night. The fact that you are posting here with very little detail on this statement must mean that was the ''regrettable'' part of the story, so I will assume that the trade was a success. But, I've got to ask, did neither of you think this could go horribly wrong? Didn't you ask yourself, I am going die for some Amiibos?

Of course, you posted here so you are alive, but I can't help but imagine the possibly that you and this stranger might have families at home and BOTH of you decided to meet this stranger to exchange AMIIBOS. I just can't fathom the amount of trust or fear you might have had in this situation. Either one of you could have knocked the other out and steal their Amiibo, I mean who would call the police? And if they did, besides the assault, would the police even take the theft that seriously? But, that did not happen, you just met at the planned place and time, traded some Amiibo, and went your separate ways.

THAT, is absolutely amazing.
 
I had moved to a whole new city with my girlfriend at the time. Completely drained my bank account in the process of moving and getting the apartment ready. About a week after moving my PS3 died. Completely kaput. It was our primary movie machine so we were fucking bored to tears with nothing to watch movies on. So I created a scheme I'll never be proud of and actually regret. I called my parents and told them I found out I had some kind of infection and needed money for medicine. Around $400 or so would cover it. They bought it, and I bought a new PS3. I am an asshole for that, and aside from this post, will take this to my grave.
 
11 years ago, playing GTA San Andreas, I literally bit my Dualshock 2, letting my teeths marks on it, after raging against the remoted controlled airplane mission!

I mean... Yeah, I still hate that mission, but that was too much of an overreact! Lol

At least, after that happened, I actually realized it was a very stupid thing to do. Since then I learned self control while gaming and when I rage I get up and get away from my console and controller. Lol


Other than that... I spent a lot of money buying a lot of Steam games I have little to no interest, just because they were in a special promo and I could, maybe, play them in the future. Well, I still don't want to play them.

Learned this lesson too though. There's quite a long time I dont give a fuck for steam sales! :D
 
Spending like $250 on RO1 in half a year when I was still in college.
It was too much for me at the time.
Regretted it since I could've spent it on other stuff I can use. Yay me.

Also, using a leave to watch Sony Pre-TGS 2015 to be half disappointed.
 
Looking back over games I've 100%'d, that was time wasted. Glad I stopped caring about that around the time achievements became a thing.

Not sure if this counts as I don't regret it one bit but... instead of going to an exam I downloaded and completed a portable version of Metal Gear Solid on extreme.
 
I really hate and love the latest Nobunaga Ambition but found the data sorting totally lacking in game.

Being a working adult, I have little time to deal with this kind of nonsense in game. But I can't help but feel I'm playing with one hand tied behind my back because I kept making the least optimal choices when assigning officers to my army.

Then it hit me. To excel, I must first do Excel.
So I open MS Excel while at work and loaded up my dropbox with all my screenshots and started doing it myself.

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I bought Duke Nukem Forever, at full price. even though I heard the reviews of it said it was terrible.

I was thinking, "I want more Duke games, may as well buy it to support the IP."

Terrible logic

The less that's said about me purchasing Operation Raccoon City and Resident Evil 6 at full price, the better.
 
I'm currently living out my most shameful moments.

Every day for the past two years, and I'm serious, every. single. day. I conduct a daily search for new information about Zelda NX/WiiU. Never just once a day, either. Multiple times. Sometimes upwards of 20 times. I spend hours of each day thinking about this game and researching it with a variety of different methods.

At this point I hope the NX does launch late 2016 because I can't wait until 2017 for it and it sure as hell isn't coming out until after the NX is released.
 
I use to play this online game called Rumble Fighter. I learned how to scam people of their items and in game currency the hard way. Now I couldn't stop scamming people and I literally only played the game to get more items, I didn't enjoy the actual gameplay anymore. I even purposely kept my character ranked with amateurs so I could scam them easier. I would get perma banned, make a new account and start again. This occurred for at least two years. So many kids wasted their Christmas money because of me.
 
- I spent $300ish of my boyfriend's money on TF2 keys to open crates three years ago during the Halloween Event. I was hoping to get those Halloween unusuals. Oh boy, was he angry. I had to work my ass off to repay him for that. I regretted that decision.

- I had a one night stand with an old friend of mine for his still sealed and in mint condition Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Collectors Edition. I have a hard time deciding if I regret it or not. On one hand, that night was gross and uncomfortable. On the other hand, I had something worth hundreds for "free". It was pretty pathetic of me though.

- (If this counts) Getting involved with the amiibo craze. Bye-bye, 400+ dollars!

You cannot be serious. You fucked your friend for a sealed OoT? :O

He probably could have gotten a way better hooker than you if he sold it.

Gonna be honest here, that kinda stung.

Let me try and fix this: waaaay better hooker, mind blowingly hot yeah
 
- I had a one night stand with an old friend of mine for his still sealed and in mint condition Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Collectors Edition. I have a hard time deciding if I regret it or not. On one hand, that night was gross and uncomfortable. On the other hand, I had something worth hundreds for "free". It was pretty pathetic of me though.

He probably could have gotten a way better hooker than you if he sold it.

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I bought Duke Nukem Forever, at full price. even though I heard the reviews of it said it was terrible.

I was thinking, "I want more Duke games, may as well buy it to support the IP."

Terrible logic

The less that's said about me purchasing Operation Raccoon City and Resident Evil 6 at full price, the better.

My friend bought Tony Hawk 5 brand new full retail.
Sigh

I spent over $75 dollars on an amiibo.

I want them all, damn it!

Hey, its your money, the only problem is that it supports the cycle.
 
You cannot be serious. You fucked your friend for a sealed OoT? :O

Yeah, I was 16, maybe 17, poor, and desperate, so I did it. I felt like it was a good deal and I didn't really value my body during those times. Sex for such a rare item felt like a steal.
 
Bunch of broken controllers, 1 headset and a few game disks.

Once broke a pad, went and got a new one and broke that one the same day.

And had to buy mgs 3 subsistence 3 times because I broke the disk with the online mode 2 times.
 
I broke about 4 or 5 Dualshock 3s. DS3s cost a lot of fucking money, but hey, I get angry sometimes, so be it. I'm not perfect.
 
I've definitely skipped a few showers because of games. Also missed some social events, but that was mainly during my WoW addiction.
 
...probably played maybe hundreds of hours trying to unlock every costume in Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 for all the girls.... >___________>

Not my proudest moment in life, hahaha.

....

>___________>
 
Most of these aren't even that bad, but here goes:

Played Unreal tournament 2004 from 2003 to 2005/6 and basically wasted a ton of weekends staying up and playing the game. Would wake up at like 1 am and start playing until sunrise and stay awake the rest of the day, i was usually pretty energetic. This must be why I started developing dark circles around my eyes.

I basically developed a habit of doing my homework at school as early as 5th grade, which is pretty bad. Thankfully I rapidly become a much better student and was genuinely curious about learning new things as I got older, so it was easier for me to retain information even if I wasn't always putting in as much effort as I should, and I got way more A's than not throughout high school. Though it meant I went home, told parents I "didn't have homework" and played video games. It was much less of a problem in college but other things would happen like...

Skipped a few classes in college to play Tales of Vesperia

Asked a teacher in high school once if I could skip his class to work on something for another subject, he said yeah, then I went to the library and finished the Cygnus Wing scenario for Mega Man Star Force. I can't even believe I pulled this off really, but at the same time the teacher and I were cool (and nobody else talked to him or took him seriously so...yeah on my part there was something exploitative about it)

Skipped several school assemblies to play video games. My homeroom teacher assumed I was absent ( and he didn't teach me in other subjects with the exception of one semester/attendance wasn't reported for assemblies), so yay for me

Stupid amount of hours in Battle Network 2 and 3

A high school dance was taking student submissions for songs to play there, I wasn't going so a friend and I decided to put video game music. He put a bunch of Halo stuff. I thought there was the possibility the stuff was going to be vetted, but it turns out it wasn't. Not a lot of people were going but people still complained about it the following week and I felt...kinda bad. Still thought it was hilarious at the same time.

In my senior year of high school instead of taking electives like computer graphics and creative writing I ended up taking free periods and just used it to goof off. I mean I still hung around other people and did extracurricular things too but I wish I did learn some things in hindsight

When Sonic Adventure 2 for the Dreamcast came out, I remember being shocked at discovering the Last story and was determined to beat it. But for god knows what reason, I was struggling to beat the Biolizard. I really needed to see the end of the story though, so after three hours worth of consecutive failed attempts I finally beat it, then beat the real last boss, and then cleared the game. If you know how short the boss battles should be, it should be clear I went for crazy number of retries.

On the note of Sonic Adventure 2, I faked being sick one day of school because in the morning I had been working on reproducing enlarged versions of the official art for Sonic and Shadow onto pieces of paper without tracing I really wanted to finish my project, I don't know if it was particularly hard, but I just had to focus. Since that sort of thing doesn't take 7 hours I also ended up doing the same thing with the Maverick select screen from Megaman Xtreme, down to the similar color choices (just a combination of one color, black/white, and yellow.) Was proud of both and I had a good day.

That's pretty much it. In my first high school I was one of the first people to spread proxy avoidance options (to browse 1337 gaming sites and stuffs) and gaming related things for personal use but that's not really degenerate though people ended up getting in trouble for not watching their backs when teachers came. I'm hardly a tech savvy person too

The most obsessive thing I've done for gaming was handwrite out the Gold code (or whichever one let you transfer all djinn, gear and items) from Golden Sun and then entering the code into The Lost Age. Not once, but twice, because after I finished TLA I went and replayed Golden Sun again haha. Then many years later my little brother had finished Golden Sun and was trying to enter the Gold code but he had a mistake somewhere and was upset to the point of crying so I painstakingly went through his code and fixed his mistakes for him so he could transfer all his stuff. No regrets. He still remembers as well and I believe he is eternally grateful LOL.

I also kept the handwritten code from one of the playthroughs with my keepsakes for many years... I did eventually throw it out after having a good laugh at myself.

Oh that's not that bad, I did it too. It's just pretty tedious.

Well...it's really, really, REALLY tedious.


holy shit
 
I wore a suit to the FA Cup final on my Championship Manager save with Arsenal

I was drunk, don't know why I thought it was clever, but yeah

I don't understand any of this. You were playing Championship Manager and your character was wearing a suit? Or you were wearing a suit? Sorry, non-Brit here.

Mine revolves around the game Digimon World 2 on PS1. I was obsessed with it. So obsessed that I charted out my digivolution tree throughout the game. I had pages and pages of digivolutions and DNA digivolutions. Also, I started doing the digimon animations myself in time with the digimon as they did their moves as a kind of aerobic exercise... yeah, it was weird.

Oh and I 100%'ed that crappy match 3 Fat Princess game on Vita. I have no idea why, I'm not a trophy whore, and I didn't like the game that much, at the end it just devolved into mindless grinding.
 
Hey guys, as a 30 year old gamer who has had his fair share of forehead slapping moments upon reflection I thought it would be a hilarious topic for us all to reflect and air some dirty laundry. I hope I am not alone in the things I am going to admit in terms of cringe-worthy moments but here goes. I don't have a huge list compiled and will just rifle them off as they come to me and ill continue to post in this thread as things come back to me.

- buying shit loads of discount doritos and mountain due in an attempt to win an xbox one with forza 5 ( I did ....about 80 $ later but that is besides the point )

- as a kid getting my dad to drive me 2.5 hours to try a gamecube before launch at a "local" mall

- spending my life savings as a kid on an imported dreamcast and shenmue. I had to play the ENTIRE game looking at a printed out translation of the game

- spending over 200 on an import copy of a fishing game/reel for imported dreamcast

- buying anything and everything that had a mortal kombat symbol on it

- working at eb games

- as an ADULT driving to various cities/towns to try systems/games before they come out

- conning my grandma to buy me MK3 ultimate on genesis when my parents wouldn't

- spending too much money on PSO ver.2 for my imported dreamcast only to get banned doing a dupe glitch

- using vacation days/sick time to play new releases

- buying EVERY system at launch since the N64



......will update with more later

Explain.
 
Buying the FFIX strategy guide as a kid (though that's more on the guidemakers being assholes, I suppose). Also, at one point, I printed out an entire, giant gamefaqs guide for Castlevania Circle of the Moon. Even 3-hole punched it and put it in a binder.

Blowing a 50 dollar XBL card I had on ME3 multiplayer packs. In one sitting.

Savescumming the shit out of XCOM Enemy Unknown on my first playthrough. No regrets, tho.

Getting sucked into WoW by my housemates during college. Could spent that time waaaaay more productively than raiding 3 nights a week, lol. Lich King was pretty damn slick, though.
 
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