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[Hulk_Smash]

What movie or TV quotes do you use in your daily life? Bonus points if it’s too obscure for them to pick up on.

Here are a few that I find myself using a lot:

When I’m out of breath and someone asks me why I was running: “The [place] is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.” -Spaceballs

After burping: “DID YOU HEAR THAT?” - Elf

After apologizing for picking on someone “Now go home and get your shine box.” - “Goodfellas”

After catching a typo “Me fail english? That’s unpossible.” - The Simpsons

After hearing someone stutter- “To-to-today, junior!” - Billy Madison

 

[The Hamburglar]

Everything from snatch.

Alan partridge

 

[Virt McPolygon]

"Fuck the machine!"

 

[INC]

 

[AJUMP23]

Inconceivable!

 

[mango drank]

OP reminded me that I quote from some of the same stuff.

"You got a ladder in here?"

"Don't tell me my business, devil-woman!" (great for any situation, really)

"ERIC?! You're giving the company to Eric?" (any time the name Eric comes up in conversation)

"Atoms! Onetwothrefourfive ... SIX of them!" (any time atoms are mentioned)

"Molto bene ... that's a-nice-a donut."

"Boppity-boopy!" (any time Italian comes up)

"I love lamp"

"Mawwiage!"

 

[Red Rackham's Revenge]

I call any deli meats gabagool - Sopranos

 

[TDiddyLive]

 

[Hulk_Smash]

Whenever my wife makes a point: “You’re right. And when you’re right, you’re right. And you? You’re always right.” - Spaceballs.

“Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’ “ - Shawshank Redemption.

“I’m your huckleberry.” -Tombstone

 

[NecrosaroIII]

"Forth, and fear no darkness" - Theoden, Lord of the Rings Return of the King

"That doesn't look like anything to me." Westworld

"We have to go back." Jack, Lost

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

AWW HELL NAW - any will smith movie
ok.. ok... ok.. - curb
also I like to sing the psychodad themesong

 

[Happosai]

Anytime I want to delay a work meeting from ending early: "Theh's just one mah thing" -Columbo

Anytime I get angry at something quasi-stupid I hear any variation of Moe Howard-isms from the Three Stooges: "You chowderhead!" "Remind me to murder you!" "I'll tear your tonsils/esophagus out!" "Quiet lame brain!" "You im-be-cile"

When starting my work station in the morning: "Green light's for my eyes only" -Dallas from Alien 1979

When putting someone in the waiting room before a morning meet who shows up late: "Ah-ah-ah...you didn't say the magic word." -Dennis Nedry's computer lock in Jurassic Park

 

[Mobilemofo]

**plays the lovely piece of music by nigel tufnel on the piano** aww. That's sound nice.. What's it called?

Me: lick my love pump...

Watching spinal tap now..

 

[Bwesh]

When my wife or daughter wants me to do something when I'm busy.

When I win an easy game of Dota.

 

[Arkam]

“ I turn my back and the bullshit begins” -Steve Zissou ( the life aquatic)

“I thought you were some kind of space potato man” - Fry (futurama)


And endless Simpsons and South Park quotes.

 

[MaestroMike]

if u aint first ur last - ricky bobby

today we dine in hel! - leonidas

this is sparta - lionidas

king kong aint got sh!t on me - denzel washington

fu*k yo couch - rick james

 

[robert14rp]

Godfather, for sure =)

 

[Mistershine.]

Every time my son does something stupid

 

[Peggies]

**plays the lovely piece of music by nigel tufnel on the piano** aww. That's sound nice.. What's it called?

Me: lick my love pump...

Watching spinal tap now..

I love Nigel, he's the best!

"It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black."

 

[Spaceman292]

What movie or TV quotes do you use in your daily life? Bonus points if it’s too obscure for them to pick up on.

Here are a few that I find myself using a lot:

When I’m out of breath and someone asks me why I was running: “The [place] is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.” -Spaceballs

After burping: “DID YOU HEAR THAT?” - Elf

After apologizing for picking on someone “Now go home and get your shine box.” - “Goodfellas”

After catching a typo “Me fail english? That’s unpossible.” - The Simpsons

After hearing someone stutter- “To-to-today, junior!” - Billy Madison

Do you get punched in the face often?

 

[acm2000]

i dont use movie/tv quotes in my every day life because im not a 12 year old on tiktok

 

[Hulk_Smash]

Do you get punched in the face often?

No. I get kicked and stabbed a lot but never punched, why?

 

[V1LÆM]

i used to quote movies when i was like 11-14. not anymore cause it's cringey as fuck.

 

[Hulk_Smash]

i used to quote movies when i was like 11-14. not anymore cause it's cringey as fuck.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Mossybrew]

i used to quote movies when i was like 11-14. not anymore cause it's cringey as fuck.

Seriously, people that constantly quote media are pretty much always insufferably annoying.

 

[Hulk_Smash]

Seriously, people that constantly quote media are pretty much always insufferably annoying.

Productive chat. Glaad you stopped by.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Seriously, people that constantly quote media are pretty much always insufferably annoying.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Mostly just old Simpsons quotes but not on a regular basis.

 

[ResilientBanana]

When someone is stuck in disbelief and they ask the question about the statement you told them:
"What do you mean the battery's dead?" - Saul from Pineapple Express

 

[futurama78]

I say I’ll be back to my cat. Meow.