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Mugabe orders arrest of athletes after Zimbabwe wins no olympic medals

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Wonder if the IOC'll do anything about this.

It appears Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe was banking on a precious metal inflow from Rio to fix his nation's ailing economy as he has ordered the arrest of all 31 Zimbabwean Olympic athletes arrested and detained for daring to return home with no medals.


“We have wasted the country’s money on these rats we call athletes. If you are not ready to sacrifice and win even copper or brass medals (referring the 4th and 5th positions) as our neighbors Botswana did, then why do you go to waste our money” he said.

”If we needed people to just go to Brazil to sing our national anthem and hoist our flag, we would have sent some of the beautiful girls and handsome guys from University of Zimbabwe to represent us.”

He added that, the money invested in the team to represent the country could have been used to provide amenities and build schools.

“This situation is like an impotent man who is married to five women, what is the essence? I will make sure we share the cost across board for all of them to pay back to government chest even if it takes 10 years to recoup, now it turns out to be a soft loan we have given them to go and visit Brazil as tourist, they are useless” he concluded.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-...thletes-after-zimbabwe-wins-no-olympic-medals
 

SpaceWolf

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.....WHAT?

“This situation is like an impotent man who is married to five women, what is the essence? I will make sure we share the cost across board for all of them to pay back to government chest even if it takes 10 years to recoup, now it turns out to be a soft loan we have given them to go and visit Brazil as tourist, they are useless” he concluded.

.....WHAT?
 

Ahasverus

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Sounds like a satire. Damn this world is too damn unjust for some people. I understand why to believe there is no God.
 
It would've been nice if they could've moved to a different country like that Ethiopian runner who protested against his government. I guess Mugabe decided to keep quiet about his intentions until they were back in the country. What a dickhead!

Edit: Apparently the link is untrustworthy? Serves me right for not clicking on the link and commenting based on the thread title/first post.
 

Shaanyboi

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“This situation is like an impotent man who is married to five women, what is the essence? I will make sure we share the cost across board for all of them to pay back to government chest even if it takes 10 years to recoup, now it turns out to be a soft loan we have given them to go and visit Brazil as tourist, they are useless” he concluded.

...oh. Is that what it's like.

...okay...
 

BiggNife

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Hard to tell if this is credible. Google is giving me another article saying that Zimbabwe has denied the claims and that the original article that reported this was a Nigerian news site that did not source its claims.

http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1003072.shtml

Of course, maybe that article is bullshit. I dunno. Doesn't seem definitive in either case.
 
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