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[TrainedRage]

She is a bit older than I am. But is in great shape because she is all about CrossFit and being active etc. Anyhow. She txted me last night and asked If I wanted to come over for some beers this afternoon.
I have been working with her for like 5 years and we have never done anything sexual or romantic. Its just kinda out of the blue and Im wondering what I should prepare for?

Like do I get all dolled up and ride the motorcycle over there or do I show less interest and drive the car over and act meh?
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[jufonuk]

Do it and report back.

 

[quickwhips]

Maybe she wants to know what kind of person you are out of work because she is thinking of promotions. I do this shit alot.

 

[lifa-cobex]

Maybe she wants to know what kind of person you are out of work because she is thinking of promotions. I do this shit alot.

I bet you do, you dirty old sod.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Maybe she wants to know what kind of person you are out of work because she is thinking of promotions. I do this shit alot.

Possibly this. Don’t get weird, OP. Just be yourself.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Definitely ride your bike. Play a few sets of beach volleyball with the boys before you go. Show up a little late, but nice and sweaty. When you finally arrive, ask if you can take a quick shower before you take her breath away.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[TheMan]

don't fuck it up by being a weirdo expecting to get it in

 

[Elektro Demon]

Go with the bike. She wants the D.
If she's hot, why not?

 

[Tesseract]

constant k

 

[MaestroMike]

Bait for getting metoo'd it's a trap bruv tread lightly honestly stay away say u don't drink

 

[DragoonKain]

Show her the RE thread.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Pics or it didn’t happen

 

[TIMSTER_777]

You got this OP

Take the motorcycle

 

[Yoshi]

Say that beer does not mesh well with your diet.

 

[MudoSkills]

Show up and fuck the beer.

 

[Barnabot]

i'd say go for it but also be careful 'cause she' s your boss. things may so south.

 

[eot]

Say that beer does not mesh well with your diet.

 

[AlteredForms]

My boss invited me over for some 'beers" today at her house

 

[Spukc]

Take off all your clothes.
Take the biggest chocolate box you can find.
Cut a hole in it. And stick ur dick in it.
Wrap the box.

Maybe some whipcream on your nips as desert.

GLHF and enjoy that promotion.

 

[-Troid-]

Go in your car and keep it casual. If she's dtf I think she'll probably let on to that. Otherwise just act casual/professional.

 

[autoduelist]

You victim, you.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

gl

 

[Ingeniero]

Act casual and not sexual at all.
Don't suppose she wants to have sex...that's the play here.
She's evaluating you secretly, as a person, ..... if you fuck up, no sex, no promotion, no job, etc.

She also has your work PC browsing records, so she knows you post on GAF and has already read this thread, so be careful OP.

 

[cryptoadam]

What if you bust too quick, then you gotta face her every day at work while she thinking your a 10 second man.

 

[Ornlu]

Take the motorcycle!

Go, have fun, see where it goes. Bring a condom.

 

[Tesseract]

make sure you are plenty pumped

lots of water, bruv

i believe in you

 

[TTOOLL]

BOYS CLUB ALERT!! BOYS CLUB ALERT!! BOYS CLUB ALERT!! BOYS CLUB ALERT!!




PS: DO IT!

 

[TaySan]

Don't shit where you eat

 

[Kamina]

Swear you will update us OP
SWEAR IT!

 

[Bonfires Down]

Make sure to show off your skills.

 

[DeafTourette]

Maybe she wants to know what kind of person you are out of work because she is thinking of promotions. I do this shit alot.

^^ this TrainedRage

 

[Tesseract]

you guys are a bunch or mirror dimension reality portal destroyers

neptune collapse ye

 

[DESTROYA]

Oh boy your just asking for trouble, be your normal self she sees at work thats what she expects.

 

[Kadayi]

you guys are a bunch or mirror dimension reality portal destroyers

 

[TheWanderingOgre]

 

[Papa]

i'd say go for it but also be careful 'cause she' s your boss. things may so south.

I think that’s the goal

 

[ScarletSpider]

.

 

[Papa]

Don't shit where you eat

I wouldn’t be taking social advice from TS here

Go smash and report back

 

[nush]

Prepare to smash.

 

[TrainedRage]

I went over on the bike.

When I pulled up she was at the door.

Her neighbors garage caught on fire (Friday) and part of her house was essentially melted.

She seemed pretty frazzled.

I gave her a big hug and we had beer.

She unloaded on me about how she was so upset and felt like a dream.

Thanked me for being such a good friend.

I reassured her and told her I would be fine if she needed to take some time off.

(I told her I had shit to do,to seem busy and extra cool) She said I have to take her for a ride on my bike sometime.

She gave me another big hug and wants to get together this weekend when she can 'have more fun'.


________

I think I have my foot in the door between friend zone and smash. Im breaking that shit down next time.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I went over on the bike.

When I pulled up she was at the door.

Her neighbors garage caught on fire (Friday) and part of her house was essentially melted.

She seemed pretty frazzled.

I gave her a big hug and we had beer.

She unloaded on me about how she was so upset and felt like a dream.

Thanked me for being such a good friend.

I reassured her and told her I would be fine if she needed to take some time off.

(I told her I had shit to do,to seem busy and extra cool) She said I have to take her for a ride on my bike sometime.

She gave me another big hug and wants to get together this weekend when she can 'have more fun'.


________

I think I have my foot in the door between friend zone and smash. Im breaking that shit down next time.

Oh she most deff wants the D.
Good for you bro.

 

[The Scrivener]

this weekend

Americans. This is this weekend.

Good luck next weekend though.

 

[Papa]

I went over on the bike.

When I pulled up she was at the door.

Her neighbors garage caught on fire (Friday) and part of her house was essentially melted.

She seemed pretty frazzled.

I gave her a big hug and we had beer.

She unloaded on me about how she was so upset and felt like a dream.

Thanked me for being such a good friend.

I reassured her and told her I would be fine if she needed to take some time off.

(I told her I had shit to do,to seem busy and extra cool) She said I have to take her for a ride on my bike sometime.

She gave me another big hug and wants to get together this weekend when she can 'have more fun'.


________

I think I have my foot in the door between friend zone and smash. Im breaking that shit down next time.

good lad

mah ginga

 

[Tesseract]

why must the fun start next weekend?

as your half light, i cannot accept this reality.

 

[Stouffers]

Here’s what you do this NEXT weekend: Ride over to her house on your sick-ass bike. Hide a walky-talky under the fuel tank. Ring her doorbell and hide behind some bushes. When she comes out, start talking to her like you are the bike.. like you were hit by ball-lightening a few days prior while riding and you and the bike became one. If she falls for that shit, you’re in.

 

[TaySan]

I wouldn’t be taking social advice from TS here

Go smash and report back

I like to think I give pretty decent advice. This is a bad idea especially if she is his boss and shit goes south. OP do you live in a at will state?

 

[Schattenjäger]

would love a description of her so can imagine her

 

[triplestation]

let her give you the raise

AAAAAAHAWWWW HAWW HAWWW HAW HAW HAWWWWWWWW HAWWWWWWWWH AWAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[lock2k]

Good. Now you can produce evidence and blackmail your way to the top