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My boss invited me over for some 'beers" today at her house
- Thread starter TrainedRage
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Kamina
Golden Boy
But why so negative? What if she meant for him to eat her out?It's kind of the point everyone's making
She invited him to eat . . .
Dunedain_Ranger
Member
Make sure to wear your mask while smashing
Sakura Doritos
Member
Your date could have simply to have a picnic on the back of a bike after a nice ride. OP you have failed us as someone to live vicariously through during this cooch drought.
Cato
Banned
If OP has not scored yet ...
He should change his profile picture. He does not deserve to have Joker as his avatar.
He should change it to one of those four guys with fat pink in Florida.
Either the guy that beat up the baby or that guy with the glasses, some crazy-person beard, and a face that looked like it got squeezed adn deformed before he got born. You know who I mean.
Hey
TrainedRage
change your profile picture. You don't deserve to use Joker as avatar anymore.
Use this image. Is good.
He should change his profile picture. He does not deserve to have Joker as his avatar.
He should change it to one of those four guys with fat pink in Florida.
Either the guy that beat up the baby or that guy with the glasses, some crazy-person beard, and a face that looked like it got squeezed adn deformed before he got born. You know who I mean.
Hey
TrainedRage
change your profile picture. You don't deserve to use Joker as avatar anymore.
Use this image. Is good.
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The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
. . . some pussy?
HellforLeather
Member
Incel Joker is actually kinda perfect.
OP, I hope you learned something here. Never, EVER share a "maybe" story here; post up after you've smashed! You started out as a hero to all of us...
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
Oh
TrainedRage
you have disappointed us all - and skulking around the forum posting anywhere but here, knowing you've let us down. For shame.
TrainedRage
you have disappointed us all - and skulking around the forum posting anywhere but here, knowing you've let us down. For shame.I imagined being invited over for literal shit and giggles, now I cannot un-imagine it.
TrainedRage
Banned
There are no updates. She is quarantined and we can’t go out and drink etc. I’m seeing her on Monday so maybe I will have more for y’all. It’s a marathon not a sprint you thirsty fans!!!
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
You’ve left it too long. You’re in the friend zone.
TrainedRage
Banned
Nah, just on pause due to global pandemic. I promise. She has been sending me Snaps
Schattenjäger
Gabriel Knight
only fair you share some as you’ve been leaving us hangingNah, just on pause due to global pandemic. I promise. She has been sending me Snaps
Kamina
Golden Boy
Details, for fucks sake, post details.Nah, just on pause due to global pandemic. I promise. She has been sending me Snaps
TrainedRage
Banned
Nothing too "naughty" sometimes she is like mmm, drinks. and will send a picture, she had to dress up for some reason and sent me a picture, working from home pics.... Being cute etc...
Im not sure how you even save snapchat pictures or if you can. Also I aint posting that shit LOL!!!
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Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
You can take a screenshot but it’ll notify the sender afaik.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
So go drink at her house
TrainedRage
Banned
That's pretty much the only thing there is to do... Im working on it without trying to seem thirsty. You guys are making me question my pace. Should let you guys know by Monday.So go drink at her house
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Well, considering that the initial invitation was to do that very same thing, I don't see why that would seem so unusual.
Papa
Banned
lol friend zone
GeorgPrime
Banned
Send a dick pic and wait for her response.
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The good thing for you is... after quarantine she will be damn thirsty for some dick. a female friend of mine was thirsty too. She got help now lol
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Cato
Banned
Nah, just on pause due to global pandemic. I promise. She has been sending me Snaps
Fuck the pandemic. Just go over there and give her the sausage. Or else you must switch to the avatar picture I curated for you.
Your choice.
wondermega
Member
unless you take a picture of a picture with another device
Ikutachi
Member
Hey
Use this image. Is good.
Grinchy
Banned
If she sends a picture of her drink or something, send one back of your drink, but have your dick shown off to the side, in the background.
If she is offended you can pretend you were just focusing on the drink and apologize about the error, but you are a nudist and do not wear clothes at home. You never meant for that to be in the picture and you're so embarrassed.
And if she likes the dick pic, you don't have to pretend any of that. This is the kind of advice you can get from my $9.99/month lifecoach service.
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
Is this hookup still in the works? 2 months in the making? Get on it, TR
Quarantine can't stop The Sex.
Quarantine can't stop The Sex.
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nush
Member
Nope, reflecto-porn that dick with a chrome cup.
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
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Foamy
Unconfirmed Member
He's been withholding so he can paint the walls when it finally goes down.
Kamina
Golden Boy
Schattenjäger
Gabriel Knight
any updates?
Covid seemed be letting up..
i guess to get that bootie
TrainedRage
will have to pick up some riot gear and avoid flying trash cans and molotov cocktails
Covid seemed be letting up..
i guess to get that bootie
TrainedRage
will have to pick up some riot gear and avoid flying trash cans and molotov cocktails
Stouffers
Banned
Just make sure you clear your bowels 12 hours before the date.
TrainedRage
Banned
Yeah honestly it lost some momentum, due to COVID. Things do seem to be opening up so im thinking of just inviting her to drinks when they do and go from there. Trust me I will update if stuff happens.any updates?
Covid seemed be letting up..
i guess to get that bootie
I am supposedly getting 'set up' as well by my friends wife. So Things may be picking back up soon.
Alter_Fridge
Member
That would sound boss but you need to specify the time to sound extra bossWhen she comes back, use my favorite line (100% success rate!): "Well why don't you come over to my place, I'll cook us a nice dinner. In the morning you can make breakfast. What time would you like to come over?"
epicnemesis
Member
My single buddy got laid in quarantine, this is all just head trash OP. Make the move. It’s time. Us married guys are pulling for you. Invite her to dinner at your place and make her steaks. I can walk you through making bomb steaks like I did my friend. It worked for him.
GeorgPrime
Banned
Tell her "Lets fire it up... the Starbucks i mean"
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Papa
Banned
You gonna bitch out m8
Ornlu
Banned
True! Word it however you want; it's a YMMV kinda thing.
HellforLeather
Member
No way shes held out this long waiting for OP. She got that lockdown D somewhere else.
and 3 others
Banned
Fucking plow her OP, these married fucks need to live vicariously through you!!!
Schattenjäger
Gabriel Knight
damn..this thread gave me the same blue balls that
TrainedRage
has
TrainedRage
has
TrainedRage
Banned
Stop bumping this!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEdamn..this thread gave me the same blue balls that
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