Schattenjäger
Gabriel Knight
reeeeeeeeeee what's the update
My boss invited me over for some 'beers" today at her house
- Thread starter TrainedRage
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GeorgPrime
Banned
So? Whats up? Did you dip into the fish sauce? Did you dig up the gold with your showel? did you find oil on paradies island?
Nymphae
Banned
Not happening folks
I fucking gave up on that shit. She is too concerned with COVID. I have moved on, but if anything does ever happen you can expect me to bump that thread. I guess my friends wife is trying to set me up with a nice black girl who is like 10 years younger than I am.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Teachable moment, kids. This is why you fuck in the first 30 minutes.
captainraincoat
Banned
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epicnemesis
Member
OP can never drink coffee again.
Bolivar687
Banned
When she showed you that text of a guy in the friend zone telling you "don't be like this," she was telling you to let it go. She realized it would have been a mistake and made the big girl decision.
You should be thankful.
You should be thankful.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
just another standard neogaf thread, i guess
The Hamburglar
Banned
I was hoping you fucked her bareback tbh
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
So, shall we all agree to bump this every few weeks just to remind everyone of this failure?
The Hamburglar
Banned
congratulations on not getting laid. The average gaffers weekend.
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Tesseract
Banned
Phunkydiabetic
Banned
Also. Make the thread after you've accomplished your goal.
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Musky_Cheese
Banned
TrainedRage
Banned
STHAP NAO!
Musky_Cheese
Banned
TrainedRage
Banned
Jesus Carbomb
From Water into Guinness
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
The best kind of blue balls.
And by "best" I mean "worst".
And by "best" I mean "worst".
TrainedRage
Banned
...How do you ignore threads again?
Tesseract
Banned
embrace the fall...How do you ignore threads again?
TrainedRage
Banned
….Fine
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
TR, this is how you make an "I smashed" thread.
Who else is playing Dragon Quest Walk? I spent 3 days walking around Tokyo and I can't stop playing this fucking game.
(Dragon Quest Walk is basically Pokemon Go, but with Dragon Quest. It's only out in Japan for the time being) I met a girl in Tokyo who is into Dragon Quest, and she told me to install this new game so I can play it with her. I didn't like Pokemon Go because it wasn't really like Pokemon, but...
TrainedRage
Banned
You slut!TR, this is how you make an "I smashed" thread.
Who else is playing Dragon Quest Walk? I spent 3 days walking around Tokyo and I can't stop playing this fucking game.
(Dragon Quest Walk is basically Pokemon Go, but with Dragon Quest. It's only out in Japan for the time being) I met a girl in Tokyo who is into Dragon Quest, and she told me to install this new game so I can play it with her. I didn't like Pokemon Go because it wasn't really like Pokemon, but...www.neogaf.com
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I am a merchant of love.
The Pleasure
Gold Member
Not until you play spelunky in her pussy.
TrainedRage
Banned
I wanna smash a cute Japanese girl.
The Pleasure
Gold Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Nothing's stopping you!
Unless you have ED, I guess.
In hamster culture, we call it AD. It stands for "Alfalfa Dick".
TrainedRage
Banned
….I used to be.
bender
What time is it?
GeorgioCostanzaX
Member
I smashed one and asked her to marry me after 8 months at the age of 22...big mistake lol. Not the smashing but I was such a dumb lovestruck idiot I scared her off.
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
This is how you should have gone about it
THEN FUCK
THEN FUCK
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
OP, you have brought shame to GAF, NeoGAF, yourself, your local convenience store, and the next pair of shoes you buy.
Cato
Banned
I am so proud of you.
You respected her boundaries and did not force your toxic masculinity onto her/into her. Even when she asked you to.
Well done. Over at Ree they will have a special hero badge for you to celebrate how non-toxic you are.
Just a few years more and you will get your wizard powers! Stay strong F*****.
You respected her boundaries and did not force your toxic masculinity onto her/into her. Even when she asked you to.
Well done. Over at Ree they will have a special hero badge for you to celebrate how non-toxic you are.
Just a few years more and you will get your wizard powers! Stay strong F*****.
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GymWolf
Member
This guy looks like a fit donal logue...
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hariseldon
Unconfirmed Member
GAF staff are like the postman - they always deliver.
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Foamy
Unconfirmed Member
Couldn't close the deal huh?
You let your penis down.
You let your penis down.
