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[Insane Metal]

She is wearing a black bra today.

Damn, girl.

 

[Ornlu]

What happened to that other dude that made a thread about the big breasted red head and the married woman he was banging along with two other dudes?

I think he's busy trying to get Catalonia to secede, if I'm thinking of the right story.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I think he's busy trying to get Catalonia to secede, if I'm thinking of the right story.

Is she playing with me?

So, a year ago I entered this job and one of my co-workers was this beautiful dark haired milf (she's 46). Months passed by and we barely knew each other, we talked from time to time but nothing out of the extraordinary, just the typical chit chat that goes nowhere. But then one day she came to...

www.neogaf.com

found it

 

[GeorgPrime]

Any updates? o.o

 

[Stouffers]

The woman is the boss....

 

[NecrosaroIII]

It's the weekend. Are they meeting up today or tomorrow.

 

[Javthusiast]

My sources tell me OP is currently in her bathroom while she is...

 

[ThatStupidLion]

I can sense it now. The hogs parked out front. The black bra is currently on the floor.

 

[Papa]

Hurry the fuck up and smash you filthy daywalker

 

[Ikutachi]

 

[jshackles]

 

[Kamina]

TrainedRage , we are in dire need of good news!

 

[GHG]

Coronavirus is scuppering this for TrainedRage as we speak.

 

[Cunth]

Coronavirus cock block

 

[slugbahr]

OP too busy to update

 

[Armorian]

Coronavirus cock block

 

[Flintty]

I completely missed this thread but I'm all caught up now. It's like when I missed the party with Game of Thrones and played catch up, just in time to watch the final season as it happened.

Don't disappoint, TrainedRage , GAF expects.

 

[Scopa]

OP dallied too long and so I fucked her instead.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

At this point just lie to us if nothing good happened

 

[SirTerry-T]

 

[Stouffers]

 

[Kamina]

OP better be at his boss right now, otherwise there is no excuse not to update us.

 

[davepoobond]

At this point just lie to us if nothing good happened

I just got a text from the OP, there were so many noises and strange fluids coming out of the house they quarantined the place and initiated a travel ban

 

[Tesseract]

I just got a text from the OP, there were so many noises and strange fluids coming out of the house they quarantined the place and initiated a travel ban

until we can figure out what the hell is going on

 

[Stouffers]

I just got a text from the OP, there were so many noises and strange fluids coming out of the house they quarantined the place and initiated a travel ban

To find the house, just look for the circling seagulls.

 

[*Nightwing]

OP's boss is a praying mantis confirmed?

 

[Stouffers]

OP edged all week in anticipation.

 

[davepoobond]

OP edged all week in anticipation.

If you really think about this it is horrifying.

 

[DragoonKain]

When OP worries about going over and one of them getting the coronavirus, but then realizes if he has it and passes it on to her and she dies, he can take over as the new boss.

 

[sol_bad]

If op says he benged, how do we know he tells the truth?

 

[dan76]

If op says he benged, how do we know he tells the truth?

Who cares, I just want to believe.

 

[MaestroMike]

If op says he benged, how do we know he tells the truth?

something called the honor system dooy

 

[Diddy X]

I think he died.

 

[Grinchy]

If op says he benged, how do we know he tells the truth?

 

[Scopa]

Wait...what if he is down in her dungeon rubbing lotion on his skin?

 

[NecrosaroIII]

The boss had her boyrfriend skin him

 

[switchback27]

This thread is friggin' hilarious. I'mma get me some popcorn,

 

[davepoobond]

I think he lied.

Fixed

 

[Kamina]

I am starting to worry about OP.
Lets hope she fucked him dry this weekend and he is back today.

 

[E-Cat]

Wait...what if he is down in her dungeon rubbing lotion on its skin?

Fixed.

 

[Scopa]

Fixed.

Lol, I originally wrote "it's" but changed it because I wasn't sure people would get the reference.

 

[autoduelist]

 

[LemmingWithaParachute]

My sources tell me OP is currently in her bathroom while she is...

mmm Corey Chase.

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[TrainedRage]

Legit fuck the corona virus. We had plans but then everything shut down. She had to go out of town to help her elderly parents. And I doubt we will be going anywhere soon.

My hope now is that when she comes back she gets bored not having work and we just meet at one of our houses.

I'm going to ask her if she would want to chill and catch up on some Netflix or something.

Sorry guys. I know I let you all down. But in these times of global pandemic know that my first priority is to SMASH!!!!

 

[Steve.1981]

God damn this corona virus! It's ruining everything!

 

[mekes]

Not a good look that she is putting her parents before the D

 

[GHG]

Legit fuck the corona virus. We had plans but then everything shut down. She had to go out of town to help her elderly parents. And I doubt we will be going anywhere soon.

My hope now is that when she comes back she gets bored not having work and we just meet at one of our houses.

I'm going to ask her if she would want to chill and catch up on some Netflix or something.

Sorry guys. I know I let you all down. But in these times of global pandemic know that my first priority is to SMASH!!!!

Using family as an excuse is the first stage of being friendzoned.

Cut your losses, quit your job, hit the gym, there's no saving this situation now.

 

[Ingeniero]

You took too long OP, I knew it.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Legit fuck the corona virus. We had plans but then everything shut down. She had to go out of town to help her elderly parents. And I doubt we will be going anywhere soon.

My hope now is that when she comes back she gets bored not having work and we just meet at one of our houses.

I'm going to ask her if she would want to chill and catch up on some Netflix or something.

Sorry guys. I know I let you all down. But in these times of global pandemic know that my first priority is to SMASH!!!!

your sperm are self-quarantining

expect blue balls for the next 2-8 weeks.

 

[Ornlu]

Legit fuck the corona virus. We had plans but then everything shut down. She had to go out of town to help her elderly parents. And I doubt we will be going anywhere soon.

My hope now is that when she comes back she gets bored not having work and we just meet at one of our houses.

I'm going to ask her if she would want to chill and catch up on some Netflix or something.

Sorry guys. I know I let you all down. But in these times of global pandemic know that my first priority is to SMASH!!!!

When she comes back, use my favorite line (100% success rate!): "Well why don't you come over to my place, I'll cook us a nice dinner. In the morning you can make breakfast. What time would you like to come over?"