My boss invited me over for some 'beers" today at her house

I think he's busy trying to get Catalonia to secede, if I'm thinking of the right story.
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The woman is the boss....
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I completely missed this thread but I'm all caught up now. It's like when I missed the party with Game of Thrones and played catch up, just in time to watch the final season as it happened.

Don't disappoint, TrainedRage TrainedRage , GAF expects.
 
When OP worries about going over and one of them getting the coronavirus, but then realizes if he has it and passes it on to her and she dies, he can take over as the new boss.

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Legit fuck the corona virus. We had plans but then everything shut down. She had to go out of town to help her elderly parents. And I doubt we will be going anywhere soon.

My hope now is that when she comes back she gets bored not having work and we just meet at one of our houses.

I'm going to ask her if she would want to chill and catch up on some Netflix or something.

Sorry guys. I know I let you all down. But in these times of global pandemic know that my first priority is to SMASH!!!!
 
Legit fuck the corona virus. We had plans but then everything shut down. She had to go out of town to help her elderly parents. And I doubt we will be going anywhere soon.

My hope now is that when she comes back she gets bored not having work and we just meet at one of our houses.

I'm going to ask her if she would want to chill and catch up on some Netflix or something.

Sorry guys. I know I let you all down. But in these times of global pandemic know that my first priority is to SMASH!!!!

Using family as an excuse is the first stage of being friendzoned.

Cut your losses, quit your job, hit the gym, there's no saving this situation now.
 
Legit fuck the corona virus. We had plans but then everything shut down. She had to go out of town to help her elderly parents. And I doubt we will be going anywhere soon.

My hope now is that when she comes back she gets bored not having work and we just meet at one of our houses.

I'm going to ask her if she would want to chill and catch up on some Netflix or something.

Sorry guys. I know I let you all down. But in these times of global pandemic know that my first priority is to SMASH!!!!

your sperm are self-quarantining

expect blue balls for the next 2-8 weeks.
 
Legit fuck the corona virus. We had plans but then everything shut down. She had to go out of town to help her elderly parents. And I doubt we will be going anywhere soon.

My hope now is that when she comes back she gets bored not having work and we just meet at one of our houses.

I'm going to ask her if she would want to chill and catch up on some Netflix or something.

Sorry guys. I know I let you all down. But in these times of global pandemic know that my first priority is to SMASH!!!!

When she comes back, use my favorite line (100% success rate!): "Well why don't you come over to my place, I'll cook us a nice dinner. In the morning you can make breakfast. What time would you like to come over?"

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