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[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Just wait till I catch you slipping years from now, saying some shit like how you want The Beatles albums in 5.1

Your ass will be mine.

LOL!!! <3

Spoiler

I do actually... but not for $300

 

[Ela Hadrun]

is it too late for me to make a joke about vampires?

because you can't let ppl into your house

bc they might be vampires

just sayin

 

[marrec]

Now who is the naive one? There are enough knights on Gaf to hurt someone.

I'm not a whiteknight, you should hear the vitriol my Fiancee is saying about the OP.

She watches too much Deadliest Catch. Makes her cuss up a storm, I need to tell her not to...

Fuzzyreactor, how do I tell a woman what to do?

 

[Ricky_R]

Just wait till I catch you slipping years from now, saying some shit like how you want The Beatles albums in 5.1

Your ass will be mine.

hahah

That would rank you up to Lieutenant at least.

 

[Codeblue]

I'm not a whiteknight, you should hear the vitriol my Fiancee is saying about the OP.

She watches too much Deadliest Catch. Makes her cuss up a storm, I need to tell her not to...

Fuzzyreactor, how do I tell a woman what to do?

Well, first you should snatch the remote away from her, pat her on the head, then put it on something good.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Fuck, why is GAF going down in 12 or so hours?!

And why is GAF always awesome when I have a report due?

There is so much awesomeness to spread.

e.g.: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=452480

 

[X26]

Funny how some people itt are acting like they "caught" the OP despite being hostile based on the first post alone, before his other threads were linked

 

[marrec]

Well, first you should snatch the remote away from her, pat her on the head, then put it on something good.

Like Mad Men.

 

[fuzzyreactor]

Like Mad Men.

Just because they are men doesn't mean they have to be mad

 

[Byakuya769]

Are the people acting as if the idea of a fraudulent magazine seller or dangerous intruder is so ridiculous the same who think AIDS(they said AIDS, and not HIV) and stds are around every corner when cheating is involved?

 

[Dead Prince]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31959171&postcount=421
Kinda want to hear the story of this. is the GF allowed to see naked girls now even if the story happens to be one of those bros getting naked because we were too drunk?

 

[cheststrongwell]

I haven't had this much fun on a Thursday night since Seinfeld was on tv.

 

[Rur0ni]

Holy shit thread took a turn for awesome.

 

[CrankyJay]

Why is no one else questioning the recurring theme of the two topics of one man walking into another man's home and asking WTF he's doing there talking to his GF? lol

 

[freddy]

yea, i was going to call it a troll thread cause i was ashamed but no its real too

Small dick and a liar. What do you do for an encore?

 

[commedieu]

doh... mispost...

 

[wonderkins]

Are the people acting as if the idea of a fraudulent magazine seller or dangerous intruder is so ridiculous the same who think AIDS(they said AIDS, and not HIV) and stds are around every corner when cheating is involved?

Yes. Now what, hombre?

 

[Hydranockz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31959171&postcount=421
Kinda want to hear the story of this. is the GF allowed to see naked girls now even if the story happens to be one of those bros getting naked because we were too drunk?

Take a break detective. You're letting your feelings get the better of you.

 

[Escape Goat]

Wow, we are on page 5 already. Gotta post fast! /sonic

 

[Jhriad]

The financial situation is completely unrelated. That was about her spending money on something that we did not want or need simply because she was mad. I personally find that disrespectful. I didnt even bring that up with her. Me paying for bills and her letting stranger in home is completely unrelated.

Wait I thought you said she was going to buy the magazines because she didn't want to say no. Now you're telling us that it's because she was mad?

 

[marrec]

Why is no one else questioning the recurring theme of the two topics of one man walking into another man's home and asking WTF he's doing there talking to his GF? lol

I honestly think we're following the inside story of some homewrecking magazine salesman.

 

[Satch]

i am in tears over this thread

i love all of you

 

[Devolution]

Wait I thought you said she was going to buy the magazines because she didn't want to say no. Now you're telling us that it's because she was mad?

He doesn't know which way to spin it to make himself look better.

 

[Jarmel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31959171&postcount=421
Kinda want to hear the story of this. is the GF allowed to see naked girls now even if the story happens to be one of those bros getting naked because we were too drunk?

If he has an 8-inch penis and a girl is making fun of it due to how small it is, then god damn I feel bad.

 

[Dead Prince]

Wait I thought you said she was going to buy the magazines because she didn't want to say no. Now you're telling us that it's because she was mad?

must be on drugs. hope there's no surprise drug test tomorrow at work.

 

[Hydranockz]

He doesn't know which way to spin it to make himself look better.

Gaf will crucify him either way.

 

[fuzzyreactor]

Take a break detective. You're letting your feelings get the better of you.

Yes, i used to be a real douche, am well endowed, used to smoke weed, got fired, quit another job, and dont like strangers in my house.

anything else gaf

 

[outunderthestars]

Are the people acting as if the idea of a fraudulent magazine seller or dangerous intruder is so ridiculous the same who think AIDS(they said AIDS, and not HIV) and stds are around every corner when cheating is involved?

yes. STD transmission rates are much higher than the violent crime rate. I don't really see what you are getting at.

20% - 25% of the adult population has genital herpes. 25% of the adult population is not going to break into my home and hurt me.

 

[Satch]

Yes, i used to be a real douche, am well endowed, used to smoke weed, got fired, quit another job, and dont like strangers in my house.

anything else gaf

but who was phone?

 

[Ominym]

Wow, you know, just wow. Thank you OP.

 

[SoilBreak]

What a great thread.

 

[Devolution]

Gaf will crucify him either way.

He made his bed.

Spoiler

It's filled with magazines

but who was phone?

Change your av already, you already have the mag!

 

[marrec]

Yes, i used to be a real douche, am well endowed, used to smoke weed, got fired, quit another job, and dont like strangers in my house.

anything else gaf

Are you the guy who gave UC3 an 8.0?

 

[Hydranockz]

Yes, i used to be a real douche, am well endowed, used to smoke weed, got fired, quit another job, and dont like strangers in my house.

anything else gaf

I applaud your honesty if that helps :/

 

[fuzzyreactor]

Wait I thought you said she was going to buy the magazines because she didn't want to say no. Now you're telling us that it's because she was mad?

yea it was because she was afraid to say no, not mad.

 

[Baconbitz]

You should probably not let her out of the house alone either. It's a dangerous place for a delicate little flower like her.

Keep her on one of those electric fence leashes.

 

[Dead Prince]

almost a year.

new girl or same?

for a year. almost a year. feels like a year? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28150127&postcount=231

 

[marrec]

Keep her on one of those electric fence leashes.

They get used to the pain.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Yes, i used to be a real douche, am well endowed, used to smoke weed, got fired, quit another job, and dont like strangers in my house.

anything else gaf

One of these things is not like the others.

 

[Tashi]

I still think OP was trying to protect his girl and home in this situation. However, can't defend his other shit

 

[Jarmel]

Keep her on one of those electric fence leashes.

Restrict it to the kitchen.

 

[3N16MA]

One of these things is not like the others.

Love how he tried to slip in that he is well endowed but his previous thread points out that he is below average.

 

[SamuraiX-]

Thread backfire of the month.

Incredible stuff. lol

 

[Byakuya769]

Yes. Now what, hombre?

Fight me.

 

[marrec]

I still think OP was trying to protect his girl and home in this situation. However, can't defend his other shit

Oh! Now she's his property?

>.>

But seriously, it's their home, not his.

 

[Devolution]

new girl or same?

for a year. almost a year. feels like a year? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28150127&postcount=231

Major League Pulling Out should be on his tags.

 

[Kinyou]

You've never been here man, burglars and rapists roam the streets foaming at the mouth and carrying magazine subscriptions.

:O

 

[fuzzyreactor]

new girl or same?

for a year. almost a year. feels like a year? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28150127&postcount=231

dude you are trying to hard. didnt realize every post i made had to be literally factual 100%. Same girl i said a year cause it was easier than saying how many months. big whoop

 

[outunderthestars]

Major League Pulling Out should be on his tags.

to be fair he has an advantage in that it doesn't take him nearly as much effort to pull out.

 

[Dead Prince]

dude you are trying to hard. didnt realize every post i made had to be literally factual 100%. Same girl i said a year cause it was easier than saying how many months. big whoop

is the OP 100% factual? i need confirmation.