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[Skiesofwonder]

I'm usually not one to be effected by the celebrity status. I see people scream left and right when someone "big" walks by but I'm too busy thinking "WTF you screaming at this regular guy/girl for?" to even care. But there are some (very few) that cross that threshold in my mind of being a "regular guy/girl" into "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S CLINT EASTWOOD". A few others I can think of are Shigeru Miyamoto, Steven Spielberg, Dido, Kate Winslet, Tom Hanks, Hayao Miyazaki, Michael Jackson, Johnny Cash, and Michael Cane.

Another one is.... Elvis. So imagine my reaction when my mom's best friend tells me that my mom dated Elvis for awhile! Yeah, I totally thought "bullshit!" on that one. But before I knew it my brothers and dad were confirming it to! Later that day my dad pulled out a video type of my mom and fricken Elvis Presley at the Aloha from Hawaii concert (among other stuff). My mind was blown! My mom started going off on story after story about dates with Elvis, talking to him on the phone, getting picked up in a limo and flying with his manager to meet him in Hawaii, receiving loads of presents from him, deep and long conversations, etc.

The craziest part? She told me two years ago! I went 18 years without ever knowing. She rarely even mentioned Elvis to me before, and when she did is was strictly about his music. And his music.... crazy junk goes through my mind when I listen to it now. Stuff I would rather not think of.

But should this not be a big deal to me NeoGAF? Should my mind not be blown? I mean, what if my mom would of married Elvis? WTF would my life be like now? And what if..... I was Elvis's baby?

Spoiler

I'm not of course lol

P.S. My dad hates talking about this subject. :lol

 

[Pochacco]

Your mom must be hot.

 

[Beezy]

The craziest part? This was two years ago!

TIME PARADOX

 

[Zeppu]

Your mom must be hot.

She's probably the Devil in Disguise.

 

[IsntChrisL]

I feel for your dad, he will always be the guy after Elvis. And you will always be the offspring of her second choice. It's bullshit and I think you should have a serious conversation with your mom about getting back together with Elvis.

 

[Dead Man]

Your mum dated Elvis 2 years ago! Mind = blown! But yeah, that is pretty cool, I guess.

Edit: Damn it Beezy! :lol

 

[plasmasd]

That's pretty awesome bro. Should make anything Elvis related hilarious for the rest of your life.

 

[hylje]

TIME PARADOX

88 miles per hour. All you need.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Elvis totally banged your mom.

 

[UFRA]

notsureifserious.jpg

 

[iamcool388]

Sounds crazy! Take pictures of the video of your mom and Elvis.

 

[Salsa]

such a pimp

 

[Kurtofan]

Maybe you're Elvis' son!

 

[ZeoVGM]

I bet your mom gave Elvis a rimjob.

 

[Clydefrog]

Your mom belongs on many, many retarded shows. Milk that son of a bitch.

 

[BocoDragon]

Correction... Elvis FUCKED your mom. That's it.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Did she date fat Elvis or hunk Elvis? That's what's important here.

 

[SolarPowered]

You should ask your mom if he is really dead.

Spoiler

If he faked it then he had to tell someone right?

 

[Exclamation-One]

Sounds like you're all shook up.

 

[bjork]

I also saw the Spice Girls in concert on an August 16. That's the day Elvis died. I spent a lot of time on the toilet and almost died. Coincidence?

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

Do you ever find your lip involuntarily curling up at the edge? Have you ever had a sudden and unexplainable hankering for a peanut butter and banana sandwich? Does your pelvis occasionally spasm and gyrate for reasons unknown?

Your answers to these questions may be incredibly important, fateful even.

 

[SnakeXs]

deep and long conversations

Oh something was deep and long, but it sure wasn't the conversation.

 

[nilbog21]

Correction... Elvis FUCKED your mom. That's it.

aaha so tru probably xD

 

[Skiesofwonder]

I feel for your dad, he will always be the guy after Elvis. And you will always be the offspring of her second choice.

I actually thought about this for along time. But my mom and dad have been together for close to 30 years (married for over 25 I think) so I don't think he is tooo worried about it.

Of all things my mom had to break up with Elvis because of HER MOM. :lol

Not joking, my grandma was totally against it and the traveling.

 

[KTallguy]

I guess your mom got "Returned to Sender".

 

[ZAK]

Big deal, who hasn't spent a few evenings with your mom?

 

[cvxfreak]

A few others I can think of are Shigeru Miyamoto, Steven Spielberg, Dido, Kate Winslet, Tom Hanks, Michael Jackson, Johnny Cash, Michael Cane, and Chuck Norris.

Fixed.

Strange but true as well: my mom was within the same social circle as the former Philippine President Joseph Estrada back in the early 70s. She even had the picture to prove it. WTF.

 

[Tashi]

Wow that's pretty fuckin cool actually. Does your mom have the longest blackest hair? The prettiest green eyes anywhere? Is her name Marie?

Spoiler

I <3 Elvis

 

[Exclamation-One]

I guess your mom got "Returned to Sender".

Don't be cruel.

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

Of all things my mom had to break up with Elvis because of HER MOM. :lol

Not joking, my grandma was totally against it and the traveling.

Or maybe grandma was secretly giving Elvis a little sugar of her own behind mom's back. :0

 

[Salsa]

Sounds like you're all shook up.

I guess your mom got "Returned to Sender".

 

[Monocle]

Damn.

 

[AkuMifune]

You passed through a place that Elvis' penis had blessed. You are a holy man.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

Sounds crazy! Take pictures of the video of your mom and Elvis.

I would if I could. I'm in LA and the video is at my mom and dad's home in GA so that is a bit of a tough one. Besides, my mom is VERY private about it. That's why she took 18 years to tell me. :lol

Don't think posting pics or video of it would be the smartest thing to do.

 

[Ominym]

such a pimp

Also, more than likely his "O" face. Can we get verification on this?

 

[wRATH2x]

Oh something was deep and long, but it sure wasn't the conversation.

:lol

Thats fucking awesome dude! How old is your mom by the way?

And post the video!

 

[Dice]

Did she date fat Elvis or hunk Elvis? That's what's important here.

Here is a picture of him from the concert mentioned:

So now here is the question: Did he get fat because she dumped him?

Of all things my mom had to break up with Elvis because of HER MOM. :lol

Not joking, my grandma was totally against it and the traveling.

Did your grandma cause the downfall of Elvis?? Wait, was your mom a minor???

 

[Skiesofwonder]

Did she date fat Elvis or hunk Elvis? That's what's important here.

It was around 1973 if my memory is correct. She was 20.

So hunk I guess.

 

[Gomu Gomu]

That's a hell of an ice breaker if you ever meet her:

 

[wRATH2x]

That's a hell of an ice breaker if you ever meet her:

I love that woman! <3

And did your mom step on his blue suede shoes? Could be the reason you aren't a popular musician today.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

:lol

Thats fucking awesome dude! How old is your mom by the way?

And post the video!

I wish I could.

My mom would kill me if I told you her age! :lol

Spoiler

Like I said she was 20 in 1973 so you can do the math.

 

[rezuth]

Didn't we have a thread like this one a year ago or so ? :lol

 

[Sinatar]

So how are you dealing with the mental image of Elvis bending your mom over the couch and gorilla fucking her screaming "UH HUH.. UUUUHHHH HUUUUUHHHHHHH". That sitting well with you? :lol

 

[xbhaskarx]

aaha so tru probably xD

Probably?? You think Elvis would be flying some girl to Hawaii if he wasn't getting any?

 

[IsntChrisL]

I actually thought about this for along time. But my mom and dad have been together for close to 30 years (married for over 25 I think) so I don't think he is tooo worried about it.

Of all things my mom had to break up with Elvis because of HER MOM. :lol

Not joking, my grandma was totally against it and the traveling.

Man... sure you'd only have half the same genetics and half the same soul, but you'd be a very rich man right now if your grandma hadn't meddled. Your mom might have met your dad after Elvis died shitting too (if you like your dad).

 

[Thunder Monkey]

So how are you dealing with the mental image of Elvis bending your mom over the couch and gorilla fucking her screaming "UH HUH.. UUUUHHHH HUUUUUHHHHHHH". That sitting well with you? :lol

It is with me.

 

[I should be doing hw]

My mom started going off on story after story about dates with Elvis, talking to him on the phone, getting picked up in a limo and flying with his manager to meet him in Hawaii, receiving loads from him, deep and long.

Nice.

 

[wRATH2x]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBmAPYkPeYU

 

[McBacon]

Dido? What the fuck.

 

[pakkit]

Can I add your mom on Facebook?