My mom dated Elvis. WTF NeoGAF?!?!?

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Bro.


Elvis fucked your mom


HE inserted his penis INTO the canal you came out from. You bet your mind should be blown.
 
Slayer-33 said:
Bro.


Elvis fucked your mom


HE inserted his penis INTO the canal you came out from. You bet your mind should be blown.
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Dude, you kinda make it sound like she never cleaned herself. That's not nice.

But everything else is true.

Semi-related: I met one of my uncle's friends who dated my mom. I kinda wanted to punch him for no reason whatsoever. My father approved.
 
Byakuya769 said:
The myth that he said "the only thing a shine/negro/nigger can do is shine my shoes and buy my records."
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So you're basing your hate on him for something he may or may not have said
 
Tenks said:
So you're basing your hate on him for something he may or may not have said
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According to Wikiquote:
Misattributed in "He wasn't my king" by Helen Kolawole in The Guardian (15 August 2002) apparently citing an unsourced anecdote, that has been debunked in Counterpunch (29 August 2002) which cites an article in Jet magazine (1 August 1957):
Missisissippi-born Elvis declared: 'I never said anything like that, and people who know me know I wouldn't have said it.'"
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Yeah I seriously doubt that he was ever racist. Hell according to most people his music came from jazz, blues, old southern gospel which is predominantly "black" oriented. Even his dancing style was considered "black". Those comments just confuse me and prove that people latch onto anything if they want to believe something is racist without doing any actual research into it.
 
It wasn't REALLY Elvis...
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She probably licked his ass with the same mouth she kissed you good night with as a kid. He was into that sort of stuff.

[edit] Oh shit this was in his coke days? Yeah, she definitely rimmed him.
 
Kurtofan said:
I just remarked the OP only mentions "Elvis" and not "Elvis Presley"!
Well done OP,well done...
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I shouldn't be having so much fun at work reading the responses in this thread by all of the posters.

It was definitely Bruce Campbell.
 
Skiesofwonder said:
I'm usually not one to be effected by the celebrity status. I see people scream left and right when someone "big" walks by but I'm too busy thinking "WTF you screaming at this regular guy/girl for?" to even care. But there are some (very few) that cross that threshold in my mind of being a "regular guy/girl" into "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S CLINT EASTWOOD". A few others I can think of are Shigeru Miyamoto, Steven Spielberg, Dido, Kate Winslet, Tom Hanks, Hayao Miyazaki, Michael Jackson, Johnny Cash, and Michael Cane.

Another one is.... Elvis. So imagine my reaction when my mom's best friend tells me that my mom dated Elvis for awhile! Yeah, I totally thought "bullshit!" on that one. But before I knew it my brothers and dad were confirming it to! Later that day my dad pulled out a video type of my mom and fricken Elvis Presley at the Aloha from Hawaii concert (among other stuff). My mind was blown! My mom started going off on story after story about dates with Elvis, talking to him on the phone, getting picked up in a limo and flying with his manager to meet him in Hawaii, receiving loads of presents from him, deep and long conversations, etc.

The craziest part? She told me two years ago! I went 18 years without ever knowing. She rarely even mentioned Elvis to me before, and when she did is was strictly about his music. And his music.... crazy junk goes through my mind when I listen to it now. Stuff I would rather not think of.

But should this not be a big deal to me NeoGAF? Should my mind not be blown? I mean, what if my mom would of married Elvis? WTF would my life be like now? And what if..... I was Elvis's baby? :o
I'm not of course lol

P.S. My dad hates talking about this subject. :lol
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My liege!
 
A while ago one of my coworkers told a bunch of us about how his mom had dated Bret Michaels briefly back in the day. We proceeded to clown on him saying that Bret was probably his dad and he got all butthurt telling us not to joke about that. Our response was to Photoshop his face onto a pic of Bret and litter the workplace with printouts of it. His head almost asploded.
 
Skiesofwonder said:
Another one is.... Elvis. So imagine my reaction when my mom's best friend tells me that my mom dated Elvis for awhile! Yeah, I totally thought "bullshit!" on that one. But before I knew it my brothers and dad were confirming it to! Later that day my dad pulled out a video type of my mom and fricken Elvis Presley at the Aloha from Hawaii concert (among other stuff). My mind was blown! My mom started going off on story after story about dates with Elvis, talking to him on the phone, getting picked up in a limo and flying with his manager to meet him in Hawaii, receiving loads of presents from him, deep and long conversations, etc.
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gotta say... Fun story
 
Associations with fame are weird things. My third cousin twice removed is Amy Winehouse.

My great uncle was Frankie Vaughan. However, by far the most interesting thing about him was that after making "Let's make Love", which he starred in with Marilyn Monroe, he was asked to stay around and do more movies. He turned Hollywood down because that would have meant staying around Marilyn Monroe, who had been making advances on him, and he was married so he kept rejecting her. My great uncle turned down Marilyn Monroe repeatedly and left behind fame in Hollywood to remain faithful, which I think's pretty cool.
 
Dido?

Do you mean Dido, the pet cat of Daedalus, an evil wizard who is the chief villain and nemesis of Hercules in 'The Mighty Hercules' animated series? For my money, Helena was WAY more attractive.
 
Skiesofwonder said:
I'm usually not one to be effected by the celebrity status. I see people scream left and right when someone "big" walks by but I'm too busy thinking "WTF you screaming at this regular guy/girl for?" to even care. But there are some (very few) that cross that threshold in my mind of being a "regular guy/girl" into "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S CLINT EASTWOOD". A few others I can think of are Shigeru Miyamoto, Steven Spielberg, Dido, Kate Winslet, Tom Hanks, Hayao Miyazaki, Michael Jackson, Johnny Cash, and Michael Cane.

Another one is.... Elvis. So imagine my reaction when my mom's best friend tells me that my mom dated Elvis for awhile! Yeah, I totally thought "bullshit!" on that one. But before I knew it my brothers and dad were confirming it to! Later that day my dad pulled out a video type of my mom and fricken Elvis Presley at the Aloha from Hawaii concert (among other stuff). My mind was blown! My mom started going off on story after story about dates with Elvis, talking to him on the phone, getting picked up in a limo and flying with his manager to meet him in Hawaii, receiving loads of presents from him, deep and long conversations, etc.

The craziest part? She told me two years ago! I went 18 years without ever knowing. She rarely even mentioned Elvis to me before, and when she did is was strictly about his music. And his music.... crazy junk goes through my mind when I listen to it now. Stuff I would rather not think of.

But should this not be a big deal to me NeoGAF? Should my mind not be blown? I mean, what if my mom would of married Elvis? WTF would my life be like now? And what if..... I was Elvis's baby? :o
I'm not of course lol

P.S. My dad hates talking about this subject. :lol
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Lol you're just like your friends :lol

Id probably want to go crazy only with kojima and jackso. But id restrain myself every other celebrity ever? Meh
 
NewGamePlus said:
Err, didn't Elvis start dating a beauty queen right after his divorce.

fake edit: Yeah, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Thompson_(actress)

Elvis' page says she moved in with him before his divorce was finalized. So, if you are indeed telling the truth, your mom is either Linda Thompson or a girl that Elvis was seeing on the side of (basically) his mistress. :/
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From what I remember my mom told me she was seeing Elvis Presley during the Divorce with Priscilla. If Linda Thompson was already living with him or not I have no idea. But I do remember my mom telling me that Elvis would tell her how he had zero real feelings for Linda Thompson and the relationship with Linda was to hide how much the divorce was hurting him so bad.

I think they were only seeing each other for maybe 3 months before my grandma basically squashed the thing. But Elvis and my mom continued to talk over the phone for the next year or two. Crazy stuff.
 
Can we get Skiesofwonder's mom a GAF account and put it on the fast track for approval? :lol
 
Skiesofwonder said:
A few others I can think of are Shigeru Miyamoto, Steven Spielberg, Dido, Kate Winslet, Tom Hanks, Hayao Miyazaki, Michael Jackson, Johnny Cash, and Michael Cane.
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What...?
 
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