My mom dated Elvis. WTF NeoGAF?!?!?

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YoungHav said:
yeah and she didn't tell you for 18yrs that she fucked Elvis. Nothing to be ashamed about unless she did shameful things. Hey, your mom was single and we all have pasts.
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:lol
 
Are you guys saying that the name of that song isn't "Monster Cock"? I have some important phone calls to make if it's not...
 
So I grew up with an ultra conservative mother who was super strict and never allowed time for fun. She would always rant on how corrupt todays youth was and idealize her childhood. It wasn't until later I found out she actually was some hippie junkie that slept around...for years! Even kept pictures of herself doin drugs and living with hippies. I was like...where did that fun chick go? I guess my dad did too cause he left her as soon as I went to college.

So the moral of the story is parents have stuff they don't always want to tell their children. Your mom could've been some crazy stalker groupie who was young and idealized relationships with men and made up more than that was really there. I'm just saying measure your expectations in case you ever find out the whole truth.:lol
 
Skiesofwonder said:
So let me get this straight. My mom fucked Elvis (according to you guys). Therefore that automatically makes her a slut.

First of all, fucking Elvis does not equal slut. Second.... would your mom not of fucked Elvis if she had the chance?
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It doesn't dude, the more you respond the more they''l respond and the more this shit gets more annoying.
 
wRATH2x said:
So his mom dated Elvis, that doesn't mean you guys should go around calling his mom a slut.

Women have sex, shocking!
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no. stop denying my freedom of speech. his mum is a bit of a whore. lets face it - if elvis was a nobody, this would not have happened.
 
-viper- said:
no. stop denying my freedom of speech. his mum is a bit of a whore. lets face it - if elvis was a nobody, this would not have happened.
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Huh? That's your excuse?

You do know that if a girl has sex with some one(celebrity or not) that doesn't exactly make her a whore. Hell each and every woman back then wanted to shake, rattle and roll with the king, nothing wrong with that.
 
^^ lol quit acting like there's not a difference between a girl having sex and a girl having sex with a celeb. More likely to be less inhibited with the latter and let celeb have his way with her. If it's true that she was only 20 and Elvis was 38, thats even worse. The older you get the more you realize how insecure, naive, and easy girls that age are in general.

greepoman said:
So I grew up with an ultra conservative mother who was super strict and never allowed time for fun. She would always rant on how corrupt todays youth was and idealize her childhood. It wasn't until later I found out she actually was some hippie junkie that slept around...for years! Even kept pictures of herself doin drugs and living with hippies. I was like...where did that fun chick go? I guess my dad did too cause he left her as soon as I went to college.
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See, I don't get this. I know people like that, you'd figure they'd find a middle ground when it comes to raising their own but they get all strict and nazi-like. I was shocked to find out my grandma was a wild drunkard lol.

And where the fuck is RiskyChris!!!???
 
YoungHav said:
^^ lol quit acting like there's not a difference between a girl having sex and a girl having sex with a celeb. More likely to be less inhibited with the latter and let celeb have his way with her. If it's true that she was only 20 and Elvis was 38, thats even worse. The older you get the more you realize how insecure, naive, and easy girls that age are in general.
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Girls are most likely to give it up to celebrity's, yeah. But that doesn't make them sluts.

And I agree that the younger the girl is the easier she may be, but that doesn't mean she's a slut.

I'm not being a RiskyChris or anything, but shes just a woman that had sex. Sure its with Elvis, but that in no way makes her a slut.

If Beyonce came up to me right now and wanted to fuck, I'd fuck her Destin'ys Child brians out. am I a manwhore?
 
Dude, don't worry, your mom's not a slut. I mean, I would have probably had sex with Elvis, too, before he became fat, pill-popping Elvis. Who could deny his hunka hunka burnin' love?
 
Honestly, OP, don't worry about the fact that your mom was slowly stroking Elvis' salty yogurt slinger, bending over, moving it teasingly up and down against her vagina lips, slowly penetrating her pussy with his cock tip, closing her eyes, moaning, slowly sinking her ass toward him to envelope his dick into her, pulling back out, sinking back to him, pulling out again, sinking back to him, tickling his scrotum with her fingernails, turning her head as far around as she could, kissing him as he leans forward over her, moaning faster, moaning louder, opening her mouth in ecstasy, feeling him pull her hair, feeling him thrust into her, smiling, laughing, telling him she's completely his, feeling him thrust harder, feeling him thrust faster, taking it from him for a couple minutes non stop, then feel him pull out, obey him as he orders her to turn around, fall to her knees as she understands what he wants, pick up his dick into her hands, look up at him, gaze into his eyes, open her mouth, and take his dick all the way into her mouth, close her lips around the base of his penis, suck in as hard as she can, slowly pull her head back, making sure keep her lips tight around his cock as she does so, pull her lips all the way back to the tip of his cock, kiss his tip, penetrate her lips again with his dick, slowly sink her lips down to the base of his penis again, gently squeeze his scrotum with her hands, keep her lips tight around his cock again, pull her head back again, kiss his tip again, stick her tongue out to his dick, lick his penis down to the base, lick the scrotum, lick back up to the tip, kiss it again, penetrate her lips one last time with his dick, sink her lips tightly all the way down to the base of his penis again, and hold her lips at the base of his dick, sucking hard as he explodes two tablespoons worth of his semen into her throat, coating her esophagus with his sperm.
 
dojokun said:
{what the hell did I just read}
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Hard to believe now that I see the two other threads you made, but if this is true, your mom fucked Elvis and why the fuck would your mom tell you she fucked Elvis. If your mom admitted that, that is some messed up shit :lol
 
OP, just think. If you were born from your mom sleeping with Elvis, the amount of "chicks sending you pics of their boobies" would have likely multiplied a hundred-fold.

Don't be mad that she fucked Elvis, be mad that she was on the pill while doing it.
 
wRATH2x said:
Girls are most likely to give it up to celebrity's, yeah. But that doesn't make them sluts.

And I agree that the younger the girl is the easier she may be, but that doesn't mean she's a slut.

I'm not being a RiskyChris or anything, but shes just a woman that had sex. Sure its with Elvis, but that in no way makes her a slut.

If Beyonce came up to me right now and wanted to fuck, I'd fuck her Destin'ys Child brians out. am I a manwhore?
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dojokun said:
Honestly, OP, don't worry about the fact that your mom was slowly stroking Elvis' salty yogurt slinger, bending over, moving it teasingly up and down against her vagina lips, slowly penetrating her pussy with his cock tip, closing her eyes, moaning, slowly sinking her ass toward him to envelope his dick into her, pulling back out, sinking back to him, pulling out again, sinking back to him, tickling his scrotum with her fingernails, turning her head as far around as she could, kissing him as he leans forward over her, moaning faster, moaning louder, opening her mouth in ecstasy, feeling him pull her hair, feeling him thrust into her, smiling, laughing, telling him she's completely his, feeling him thrust harder, feeling him thrust faster, taking it from him for a couple minutes non stop, then feel him pull out, obey him as he orders her to turn around, fall to her knees as she understands what he wants, pick up his dick into her hands, look up at him, gaze into his eyes, open her mouth, and take his dick all the way into her mouth, close her lips around the base of his penis, suck in as hard as she can, slowly pull her head back, making sure keep her lips tight around his cock as she does so, pull her lips all the way back to the tip of his cock, kiss his tip, penetrate her lips again with his dick, slowly sink her lips down to the base of his penis again, gently squeeze his scrotum with her hands, keep her lips tight around his cock again, pull her head back again, kiss his tip again, stick her tongue out to his dick, lick his penis down to the base, lick the scrotum, lick back up to the tip, kiss it again, penetrate her lips one last time with his dick, sink her lips tightly all the way down to the base of his penis again, and hold her lips at the base of his dick, sucking hard as he explodes two tablespoons worth of his semen into her throat, coating her esophagus with his sperm.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Look guys I know deep down that it probably did happen, but just let me live in innocent bliss for now ok? Is that too much to ask? And if it did happen I gotta believe it was more romantic then like... casual relationship material. I mean 2 years talking over the phone after they stopped seeing each other! It had to at least be something deeper then just sex.

It's just like with Michael Jackson. Yeah he invited hundreds of little boys over, and yeah he probably is a pedophile. But dammit ..... until they prove it, I'm still going to go on believing that Michael Jackson was just someone who wanted to create a childhood he never received by building Neverland and inviting kids over for innocent fun.

Byakuya769 said:
OP, just think. If you were born from your mom sleeping with Elvis, the amount of "chicks sending you pics of their boobies" would have likely multiplied a hundred-fold.

Don't be mad that she fucked Elvis, be mad that she was on the pill while doing it.
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Meh. I'm perfectly happy with the life I live and who I am. Of course lots of money and fame could potential make it even better... but if I ever do achieve that in this life, I can guarantee you it will be much much sweeter knowing that I did it myself instead of being born into it.

Besides, I know all that Elvis did was great... but my Dad served his country for 8 years, and help built a business that he now owns. He works 6 days a week and supported a family of seven. We all turned out pretty darn good too. Not to mention I have a great relationship with my dad, so I really couldn't ask for more.

And I love my mom to death the way she is, so I'm scared to even think how being married to Elvis could of potentially changed her. My mom and dad would never even touch a drug (including alcohol) and I find that extremely respectable. And I couldn't imagine my Mom raising a family of seven as well as she did if tied to Elvis and all the drugs/fame/money.

Point being, I'm perfectly happy with how everything turned out. So I wouldn't ever wish for that to happen, but even if it did I find it hard to believe that life could of been better for me.

Still blows my mind though just thinking that actually could of happened......
 
wRATH2x said:
Girls are most likely to give it up to celebrity's, yeah. But that doesn't make them sluts.

And I agree that the younger the girl is the easier she may be, but that doesn't mean she's a slut.

I'm not being a RiskyChris or anything, but shes just a woman that had sex. Sure its with Elvis, but that in no way makes her a slut.

If Beyonce came up to me right now and wanted to fuck, I'd fuck her Destin'ys Child brians out. am I a manwhore?
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It makes her a groupie. If Beyonce wasn't famous, you'd still fuck her. I think whoever called her a slut was just trolling.
 
Skiesofwonder said:
Look guys I know deep down that it probably did happen, but just let me live in innocent bliss for now ok? Is that too much to ask? And if it did happen I gotta believe it was more romantic then like... casual relationship material. I mean 2 years talking over the phone after they stopped seeing each other! It had to at least be something deeper then just sex.

It's just like with Michael Jackson. Yeah he invited hundreds of little boys over, and yeah he probably is a pedophile. But dammit ..... until they prove it, I'm still going to go on believing that Michael Jackson was just someone who wanted to create a childhood he never received by building Neverland and inviting kids over for innocent fun.



Meh. I'm perfectly happy with the life I live and who I am. Of course lots of money and fame could potential make it even better... but if I ever do achieve that in this life, I can guarantee you it will be much much sweeter knowing that I did it myself instead of being born into it.

Besides, I know all that Elvis did was great... but my Dad served his country for 8 years, and help built a business that he now owns. He works 6 days a week and supported a family of seven. We all turned out pretty darn good too. Not to mention I have a great relationship with my dad, so I really couldn't ask for more.

And I love my mom to death the way she is, so I'm scared to even think how being married to Elvis could of potentially changed her. My mom and dad would never even touch a drug (including alcohol) and I find that extremely respectable. And I couldn't imagine my Mom raising a family of seven as well as she did if tied to Elvis and all the drugs/fame/money.

Point being, I'm perfectly happy with how everything turned out. So I wouldn't ever wish for that to happen, but even if it did I find it hard to believe that life could of been better for me.

Still blows my mind though just thinking that actually could of happened......
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If Elvis was your dad life couldn't have been better, your dad would be dead. You're better off now.
 
:lol this thread is amazing.

OP: "MY mom? nooooooooo...."

GAF: "Elvis did sexual things to YOUR mom."

too good. :lol :lol :lol
 
Next time you see your mom, focus on her hands. Realise that one time they were wrapped around Elvis' tool

Yeaahhhh!
 
shuri said:
Next time you see your mom, focus on her hands. Realise that one time they were wrapped around Elvis' tool

Yeaahhhh!
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No. The OP should focus on her vagina, ass, and mouth. Realize that Elvis was in each of those.
 
Skiesofwonder said:
Look guys I know deep down that it probably did happen, but just let me live in innocent bliss for now ok? Is that too much to ask? And if it did happen I gotta believe it was more romantic then like... casual relationship material. I mean 2 years talking over the phone after they stopped seeing each other! It had to at least be something deeper then just sex.
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Yeah, phone sex.

Do you really think she stopped seeing him for those 2 years? If what they had was so special, why didn't he marry her?

These questions make me wonder.
 
Beardz said:
OP, why do you think your father get so mad when they talk about Elvis? ;)
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This is a good question. The easy answer would be your mom fucked Elvis and your dad feels like he can't live up to Elvis in the sack or your dad feels like he was her second choice. Only an egotistical, self-centered douchebag would care, though, who his wife was sleeping with before they began dating. That only leaves four possible options:

1. The movie Indecent Proposal is actually a true story based on your mom and Elvis.

2. Elvis was cock blocking your dad for two years.

3. Your mom was fucking Elvis while she was still with your dad.

4. While your dad was overseas defending our country, Elvis was fucking your mom.

My vote is on 1 or 2.
 
Beardz said:
OP, why do you think your father get so mad when they talk about Elvis? ;)
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Not necessarily mad. More like he tried to act like it was no big deal, but I could tell it kinda bothered him still. I sensed a bit of jealousy for sure.

Point taken though.


Arment said:
Yeah, phone sex.

Do you really think she stopped seeing him for those 2 years? If what they had was so special, why didn't he marry her?

These questions make me wonder.
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According to my mom, He would call about once a month (on average) for those two years. They would talk about an hour or two about only god knows what. He would send presents with letters as well.

I have no idea if she stopped seeing him completely. That's what she says, so I believe her. I'm not saying it was necessarily special (if I did then I misspoke) just trying to say it must of been at least a little deeper then sex.

I should mention that my grandma was very controlling, old, and a HUGE Christan. I'm sure she hated Elvis and was on top of that every single second of the day. Not to mention my mom went to college in the same town as to where she was born and her parents lived, so I'm guessing it wasn't too easy to sneak off. Though she did at one point go to different college that was a bit further away, but not sure if that was during this time period.....
 
GillianSeed79 said:
Only an egotistical, self-centered douchebag would care, though, who his wife was sleeping with before they began dating.
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C'mon man be realistic. My GF fucked guys before me and I don't care. There's a difference b/t that and her fucking Lil Wayne for example. Groupies fuck famous people and leave all inhibitions at the doorstep. (not saying OP's mom falls into this category at all) Groupies do the most degrading shit, like fucking the whole crew if the celeb asks them to etc... you don't have to be an egotistical douchebag to have such concerns.
 
GillianSeed79 said:
This is a good question. The easy answer would be your mom fucked Elvis and your dad feels like he can't live up to Elvis in the sack or your dad feels like he was her second choice. Only an egotistical, self-centered douchebag would care, though, who his wife was sleeping with before they began dating. That only leaves four possible options:

1. The movie Indecent Proposal is actually a true story based on your mom and Elvis.

2. Elvis was cock blocking your dad for two years.

3. Your mom was fucking Elvis while she was still with your dad.

4. While your dad was overseas defending our country, Elvis was fucking your mom.

My vote is on 1 or 2.
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All false. My dad didn't stat dating my mom until around 1975-1976 I think. Which I guess it was possible for Elvis to still be in the picture then...

Holy shit! Just pictured my dad picking up my mom's phone and being greeted by:

?????: This is Elvis Presley, may I speak to ___________?

Dad: Wait Wh-

Elvis: Thank ya, thank ya very much.

:0
 
Skiesofwonder said:
Look guys I know deep down that it probably did happen, but just let me live in innocent bliss for now ok? Is that too much to ask?
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If that is all you wanted than why you would make yet another attention whoring thread about it?
 
let's be real here: if it's true that your mom dated elvis, then yeah, she fucked him. come on, man, it's elvis. he was on the road a lot; he didn't have the time to take her out to a movie and a dinner and buy her gifts and shit. no, he wanted to get into her pants. and your mom wanted him to. that's the it was and still is to this day. the man was constantly surrounded by pussy. if your mom didn't open up, some other broad would.

so what, though? it's elvis. your mom had sex with elvis, dude. the next time you go to a high school reunion and some fuckin' douchebag starts rambling about how he's a fortune 500 ceo, you tell him that your mom fucked elvis.
 
AdventureRacing said:
If that is all you wanted than why you would make yet another attention whoring thread about it?
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What are you talking about? I have never made a thread about Elvis dating my mom before. In fact you guys are the first people I have ever told since I was shown that tape two years ago. It feels pretty darn good to get it off my chest.
 
dojokun said:
Honestly, OP, don't worry about the fact that your mom was slowly stroking Elvis' salty yogurt slinger, bending over, moving it teasingly up and down against her vagina lips, slowly penetrating her pussy with his cock tip, closing her eyes, moaning, slowly sinking her ass toward him to envelope his dick into her, pulling back out, sinking back to him, pulling out again, sinking back to him, tickling his scrotum with her fingernails, turning her head as far around as she could, kissing him as he leans forward over her, moaning faster, moaning louder, opening her mouth in ecstasy, feeling him pull her hair, feeling him thrust into her, smiling, laughing, telling him she's completely his, feeling him thrust harder, feeling him thrust faster, taking it from him for a couple minutes non stop, then feel him pull out, obey him as he orders her to turn around, fall to her knees as she understands what he wants, pick up his dick into her hands, look up at him, gaze into his eyes, open her mouth, and take his dick all the way into her mouth, close her lips around the base of his penis, suck in as hard as she can, slowly pull her head back, making sure keep her lips tight around his cock as she does so, pull her lips all the way back to the tip of his cock, kiss his tip, penetrate her lips again with his dick, slowly sink her lips down to the base of his penis again, gently squeeze his scrotum with her hands, keep her lips tight around his cock again, pull her head back again, kiss his tip again, stick her tongue out to his dick, lick his penis down to the base, lick the scrotum, lick back up to the tip, kiss it again, penetrate her lips one last time with his dick, sink her lips tightly all the way down to the base of his penis again, and hold her lips at the base of his dick, sucking hard as he explodes two tablespoons worth of his semen into her throat, coating her esophagus with his sperm.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol

You should write erotic fiction!
 
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