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[Billen]

From the answers here it seems that there are many 4chan/Neogaf visitors here

To the OP, that's a pretty cool story. Still I have to agree with what was posted, your dad will always be the one after elvis. Then again, he could say that he beat Elvis, which made Elvis turn to drugs and loads of hamburgers in sorrow and desperation

 

[Apocryphon]

But there are some (very few) that cross that threshold in my mind of being a "regular guy/girl" into "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S CLINT EASTWOOD". A few others I can think of are Shigeru Miyamoto, Steven Spielberg, Dido, Kate Winslet, Tom Hanks, Hayao Miyazaki, Michael Jackson, Johnny Cash, and Michael Cane.

Does not compute...

Also, wasn't Elvis into scat?

 

[Skiesofwonder]

So how are you dealing with the mental image of Elvis bending your mom over the couch and gorilla fucking her screaming "UH HUH.. UUUUHHHH HUUUUUHHHHHHH". That sitting well with you? :lol

I try my hardest to never ever think of it. So big thanks for so kindly bringing it to my attention with such great detail, buddy. That was real swell of ya.

Spoiler

Horrible nightmares tonight confirmed.

 

[Korey]

Upload the video to youtube.

 

[itxaka]

Awesome.

And your father should be proud. He gets on with an elvis ex-girlfriend, and it was your mom who dumped him. Superior lover confirmed :lol

 

[Kozak]

I don't know about you guys but I'll call bullshit on this one in a split second.

1.Its GAF
2.Its GAF
3.Its the Internet
4.He could get a tag saying "Elvis fucked my mum and didn't live to tell the story" which gives extra motivation to create a bullshit thread about his mum dating Elvis.

But hey, my grandma dated Bush back in her days. Theres a video of him and her in a conference room.

 

[Krev]

Dido? What the fuck.

Exactly what I was thinking. :lol

I guess he just really likes Dido.

 

[Big-ass Ramp]

Upload the video to youtube.

Seriously. At least let us see it then you can take it down.

 

[Always-honest]

show photo from 40 years ago!!!

 

[AnkitT]

Steal her cereal, and dont replace it. Also, add elvis on facebook and ask him.

 

[Kak.efes]

You gestated where Elvis once ..

 

[Skiesofwonder]

I don't know about you guys but I'll call bullshit on this one in a split second.

1.Its GAF
2.Its GAF
3.Its the Internet
4.He could get a tag saying "Elvis fucked my mum and didn't live to tell the story" which gives extra motivation to create a bullshit thread about his mum dating Elvis.

But hey, my grandma dated Bush back in her days. Theres a video of him and her in a conference room.

Trust me I called bullshit all over this when my mom's friend told me. But then I saw the video and just listened to my mom talk about the experiences she had with him.... she went into enormous detail. Couldn't of been fake.

Like I said, I'm in LA and the video is at my Mom and Dad's house in GA. Besides, I respect my mom's privacy so I would never ever post that.

Exactly what I was thinking. :lol

I guess he just really likes Dido.

You guys seriously telling me you don't like this?

 

[Krev]

You guys seriously telling me you don't like this?

This video contains content from Vevo, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

I like Dido well enough, but she really sticks out amongst the other people on that list.

I actually wouldn't be that mindblown by meeting Michael Caine. Probably because I've read his books, and he seems like a really chill, down to earth, regular guy.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

I like Dido well enough, but she really sticks out amongst the other people on that list.

I actually wouldn't be that mindblown by meeting Michael Caine. Probably because I've read his books, and he seems like a really chill, down to earth, regular guy.

Well it also could be because I find her extremely attractive for whatever reason.

Yeah I could see that. He just kinda has this aura about him like Gregory Peck did. I think it is because even though there are a lot of great actors, there are only a few I really respect. Gregory Peck and Michael Cane have my utmost respect.

 

[BocoDragon]

Yeah I could see that. He kinda has this "thing" over me though like Gregory Peck did. Even though they are a lot of great actors, there are only a few I really respect. Gregory Peck and Michael Cane have my utmost respect.

I hear ya on that. Great personalities.

 

[grandjedi6]

It was around 1973 if my memory is correct. She was 20.

So does this mean we can attribute Elvis's divorce, poor health and mental deterioration to your mom?

 

[Kurtofan]

Does not compute...

Also, wasn't Elvis into scat?

Really?Urk.
I thought he was into peanut butter.

 

[Rewrite]

That's awesome, dude. How cool is it to find out about something like this?!

 

[NewGamePlus]

Err, didn't Elvis start dating a beauty queen right after his divorce.

fake edit: Yeah, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Thompson_(actress)

In July 1972 she began a relationship with the recently separated Elvis Presley;[2] their relationship ended in December 1976.

Elvis' page says she moved in with him before his divorce was finalized. So, if you are indeed telling the truth, your mom is either Linda Thompson or a girl that Elvis was seeing on the side of (basically) his mistress. :/

 

[vicissitudes]

GAF demands pics.

 

[kinoki]

Looks like someone has a tendancy to post threads that scream "Look at me, look at me, please!".

The Boobies and Facebook-threads weren't enough, it seems. I wonder what the next one will be about.

 

[McLovin]

Wow Elvis huh, she must have given him the works... It's Elvis aftercall.

 

[shuri]

Wasnt Elvis into watersports? :lol

 

[Baby Milo]

Err, didn't Elvis start dating a beauty queen right after his divorce.

fake edit: Yeah, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Thompson_(actress)

Elvis' page says she moved in with him before his divorce was finalized. So, if you are indeed telling the truth, your mom is either Linda Thompson or a girl that Elvis was seeing on the side of (basically) his mistress. :/

lolz his mom was a groupie

 

[xelios]

Err, didn't Elvis start dating a beauty queen right after his divorce.

fake edit: Yeah, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Thompson_(actress)

Elvis' page says she moved in with him before his divorce was finalized. So, if you are indeed telling the truth, your mom is either Linda Thompson or a girl that Elvis was seeing on the side of (basically) his mistress. :/

lol, not sure if serious

 

[Desiato]

You should do a DNA test to see if you're the King's son.

 

[OptimoPeach]

Err, didn't Elvis start dating a beauty queen right after his divorce.

fake edit: Yeah, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Thompson_(actress)

Elvis' page says she moved in with him before his divorce was finalized. So, if you are indeed telling the truth, your mom is either Linda Thompson or a girl that Elvis was seeing on the side of (basically) his mistress. :/

You should be a detective

 

[plasmasd]

Err, didn't Elvis start dating a beauty queen right after his divorce.

fake edit: Yeah, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Thompson_(actress)

Elvis' page says she moved in with him before his divorce was finalized. So, if you are indeed telling the truth, your mom is either Linda Thompson or a girl that Elvis was seeing on the side of (basically) his mistress. :/

LOL that would make the OP one of the "Princes of Malibu." Somehow I doubt that :lol Yes, the OP is currently dating Avril Lavigne and is a gaffer :lol

 

[Jtones]

awesome man, elvis banged your mom!

 

[NewGamePlus]

Huh wut? I was just pointing out that it's funny/sad that OP's mom definitely wasn't so much dating Elvis as fucking Elvis. Either that or OP is a liar.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Really?Urk.
I thought he was into peanut butter.

Have you ever had a closer look at peanut butter?

 

[wRATH2x]

EDIT:Never mind

 

[beelzebozo]

obligatory mention of the FOOL'S GOLD LOAF

Fool's Gold Loaf is a sandwich made by the Colorado Mine Company,[1] a five-star restaurant in Denver, Colorado. The sandwich consists of a single warmed, hollowed-out loaf of bread filled with one jar of creamy peanut butter, one jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. The name of the sandwich is derived from its price of $49.95. In later years, it was priced closer to $100 for the sandwich and a bottle of Dom Pérignon.

On the night of February 1, 1976, Elvis Presley was at his home Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee, entertaining Capt. Jerry Kennedy of the Denver, Colorado, police force, and Ron Pietrafeso of Colorado's Strike Force Against Crime. The three men began discussing the sandwich, and Elvis decided he wanted one right then. The Mine Company was a five-star restaurant known for its rip-roaring parties and as the 'place' to be seen at the time. Elvis had been to the restaurant before while in Denver.

Kennedy and Pietrafeso were friends of the owners and hung out there often, so they were driven to the Memphis airport and boarded Elvis's private jet, the Lisa Marie, and flew the two hours to Denver. When they arrived in Denver at 1:40 AM, the plane taxied to a special hangar where the passengers were greeted by Buck Scott, the owner of the Colorado Mine Company, and his wife Cindy who had brought 22 fresh Fool's Gold Loaves for the men. They spent three hours in the hangar eating the sandwiches, washing them down with Perrier and champagne. Presley invited the pilots of the plane, Milo High and Elwood Davis, to join them. When they were done, they flew back to Memphis without ever having left the airport.[2]

elvis kicks so much fucking ass for doing this.

 

[shuri]

I remember reading how Elvis really wanted to treat people right and being generous with them.

 

[Chorazin]

Man, I've by that time in his life Elvis had chicks do some sick ass shit to get him off, regular fucking wasn't cutting it for the King. :shudder

 

[Guzim]

obligatory mention of the FOOL'S GOLD LOAF

elvis kicks so much fucking ass for doing this.

http://insanewiches.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/foolsgold.jpg

I want that so bad.

A few years ago they had peanut butter and banana Reese's Cups. They were really good.

 

[beelzebozo]

I want that so bad.

A few years ago they had peanut butter and banana Reese's Cups. They were really good.

look at the picture of elvis in the background. he's like, "god damn that sandwich, uhhhhh"

 

[Shanadeus]

Maybe your mom dated an Elvis impersonator?
That'd be a neat twist to this story.

 

[szhred]

Junior GAF DEMANDS PICTURES!

and stuff

 

[pringles]

Dido? What the fuck.

This is what the thread should REALLY be about imo.

Just... WTF. He put her in the same company as MJ, Clint Eastwood, Elvis etc. :lol

 

[Baron Doggystyle von Woof]

Your mom a MILF confirmed? just kidding. Great story.

 

[Zeppu]

What's a Dido anyway?

 

[Apocryphon]

What's a Dido anyway?

A vibrator that doesn't vibrate.

 

[Zeppu]

A vibrator that doesn't vibrate.

So a plastic penis?

Why would you need to put a plastic penis between Spielberg and Kate Winslet?

Ooooooh...

 

[Apocryphon]

So a plastic penis?

Why would you need to put a plastic penis between Spielberg and Kate Winslet?

Ooooooh...

Dunno but it would get my Oscar nomination!

 

[cwmartin]

Shigeru Miyamoto

I lol'd

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Wait, how old was your mom when this happened?

I only ask because Elvis was known to not be so concerned about the age consent. I mean' he wasn't a pedophile, but wasn't above dating 16 year olds.

 

[Monroeski]

If she told you this two years ago, why did you make a topic that sounds like you found out twenty minutes ago?

 

[scorcho]

Milo High is the greatest name for a pilot. Ever.

 

[J-Rod]

Before he was a big star, my grandmother took two of my aunts to see him play guitar in this little podunk Mississippi town. One aunt went and got his autograph afterwards, and the other didn't, because she was so unimpressed with him.