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[ItIsOkBro]

Yep.

At first I was just like whatever. But the more I thought about it the more creeped out I got. Especially since one of the two bagels was on a second-floor window. How could it have possibly gotten there?

Pics of bagel:

 

[Leunam]

Did you taste it?

 

[SolsticeZero]

Youarealreadydead.gif

 

[Courage]

It saw its wife fucking the croissant neighbor and it's about to kill itself.

 

[Veritas_]

Squirrel.

 

[OldRoutes]

Squirrel.

 

[Borgnine]

It's a warning from Murder Inc.

 

[Wallach]

Maybe some local birds jacked some bagels from a nearby house.

 

[Forearms]

Birds?

 

[Sinatar]

Youarealreadydead.gif

youarealreadybread.gif

 

[John Kowalski]

It's a jumper, don't let him do it!!!

 

[sfedai0]

Its free food. Stop questioning the circumstance and just eat it. Or are you too good for free food?

 

[Sinfamy]

Is there cream cheese on the roof?

 

[Wes]

Is that a bear trap on your lawn?

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

This may be the greatest mystery that the GAF Detectives have ever faced.

 

[Acorn]

Squirrel.

Squirrel.

Goose!

 

[ЯAW]

Secret admirer?

 

[kirblar]

Is that a potato bagel? You should feel honored.

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

So that's why he hasn't been as talkative lately

 

[Malvolio]

That's one lumpy ass bagel. I'd hide in a window sill if I was that lumpy too.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Squirrel.

Squirrel.

I think any animal would have eaten the bagel or returned to eat the bagel.

 

[Zweizer]

Eat it, then post results on GAF.

 

[AlteredForms]

I once read a story about a man who poisoned a pack of Coca-Cola and sent it to a family. All them died, except the daughter who drank a diet alternative. Lucky girl, but also a sad one.

 

[terrisus]

Bagels
Member

 

[rtcn63]

Soon.

 

[Green Wiggly]

Ghost baker...do NOT eat.

 

[Zarovitch]

Attack of the Killer Bagels

 

[Guiberu]

Have you recently offended any bakers?

Maybe this is like their version of leaving a horse head in your bed...

 

[Metalmarc]

Im not saying its birds

But Birds Aliens

 

[Baron Doggystyle von Woof]

 

[Chairhome]

Is that a bear trap on your lawn?

It was a bread trap. obviously defective.

 

[strangedopamine]

Squirrel.

Squirrel.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

 

[Delta Assault]

The Jewish Tooth Fairy left it for you?

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Is that a bear trap on your lawn?

Yes and no.

 

[Shadowlink]

Viral marketing for Watch_Bagels?

 

[Rich!]

mmmmmm......mysterious bagels...

 

[Neuromancer]

This may be the greatest mystery that the GAF Detectives have ever faced.

I did some research. But it's giving me more questions than answers.

Gothamist has been contemplating the mysterious incident of the bagel stuck between window bars and the window over at Verbose Coma (go over there to see the picture). We totally empathize with Deirdre, who writes:

Mostly this bagel worries me because I don't know how to get rid of it. I don't know how to take out my screen and I don't have access to my backyard to pull it out through the bars. What will happen when it thaws? Will I be plagued by families of squirrels and crows fighting over its seed packed goodness? Will it grow mold and make it so I can't open my window without breathing it's deadly stink? What will my landlord say if I call him over to dispose of a mysterious bagel?​

Gothamist suspects that beyond squirrels and birds, rats may also considering making a run for some baked treats - and we feel those suckers could probably yank it out. Our only other suggestion is to open the window, stick a tiny toothpick through the holes of the screen, and spend a lot of time trying to disintegrate the bagel.

http://gothamist.com/2005/02/01/mystery_bagels_embeds_itself_in_nyc_windowsill.php#.

 

[User 100115]

You have been visited by Bagels, who is leaving tokens of his affection.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

The Jewish Tooth Fairy left it for you?

Oh my lol is there something with Jewish people and bagels I don't know?

 

[Not Spaceghost]

Oh my lol is there something with Jewish people and bagels I don't know?

They're responsible for producing the worlds most delicious bagels.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Oh my lol is there something with Jewish people and bagels I don't know?

Bagels are a Polish-Jewish invention, probably the best argument for them being the chosen people if you ask me.

 

[bigmf]

It got there as a result of a family disagreement with a pissed-off drug dealer who was bringing breakfast to his family.

 

[WascallyWabbit]

They're responsible for producing the worlds most delicious bagels.

and it's not even close

 

[swecide]

You have been visited by Bagels, who is leaving tokens of his affection.

All I ever got was a letter with a "Moxie" logo on it.

 

[hoggert]

Grossest bagel I've ever seen. Burn down everything.

 

[BinaryPork2737]

OP, how many breads have you eaten in your life?

 

[emb]

Do you live with anyone? Have any friends that know where you live? Most likely it's just someone like that trying to make you laugh/freak you out, I'd think. It's not hard to imagine someone with a ladder and/or a long stick, or someone from inside playing a goofy prank.

Or it's possible that kids were being dumb and throwing bagels at the building. Or even someone above dropping a bagel on accident as they looked out the window. In either of those cases though, you'd have to get extremely lucky...

Another option: the killer is still inside your house, and the bagel was a distraction. Now that you took time to post it on GAF, he/she will strike.

Also possible: you're facing mental health issues, and put it there without remembering.

 

[jb1234]

You have been visited by Bagels, who is leaving tokens of his affection.

Whelp, time to board up the apartment...

 

[Alucrid]

The fuck kind of bagel is that

Looks like a bulky roll