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[Symphonia]

Nearly screwed up?

It's not well done.

You DID screw up.

 

[Bananajama]

In some countries

They just cook Steak for you Well Done

And think you're a weirdo if you ask for it 'undercooked'

Argentina for one from one trip

 

[correojon]

A lot of chefs put a bit of butter on a steak while it cools and settles but a) not nearly that much and b) it should be allowed to fully melt down before eating.

Olive oil is much better (and healthier) and it brings out the taste of the meat, instead of disguising it under the butter.

 

[Premium Quality]

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[Xisiqomelir]

Nearly screwed up?

It's not well done.

You DID screw up.

Finally

 

[Kthulhu]

Of course all gaffers (whom are also well-endowed with 13" wangs mind you) are Michelin star chefs whose steaks come out looking like this:

Git gud OP

We also only play video games and watch anime as a hobby and live well adjusted social lives.

Nearly screwed up?

It's not well done.

You DID screw up.

 

[pelicansurf]

Luckily I got off the phone in the nick of time:

You need to cook your steaks on a cast iron over high heat, bro. Are these pancakes? Why is there unmelted butter on the steak!?

 

[peteykirch]

Sous vide a steak last night.

Came out perfectly.

 

[d00d3n]

I can't help but see Trump's hair on that steak. Its a Trump steak. Its terrific. Yuge. The best.

Trump eats his steak well-done, though. Which, frankly, is more insane than his comments about nuclear bombs.

 

[Markoman]

Won't lie...your steak looks like shit. I still would eat it though, coz at the office right now, on diet and super hungry

 

[otapnam]

You need a proper cast iron skillet to pan fry that steak. It looks like it was cooked on some nonstick pan on low.... With the lid on.

 

[PandaShake]

chew

Give it another try. Maybe medium rare. A properly cooked steak should melt in your mouth.

 

[Dead Prince]

these pictures. take notes from irongaf.

 

[Stormhammer]

dont listen to people with more asparagus on their plate than steak.

just get some nice a1 sauce, heinz 57 or ketchup if you dont have either, cook it like so

 

[Grug]

 

[SomedayTheFire]

RIP steak.

 

[SPCTRE]

I know you guys would want to grill me

 

[KibblesBits]

I thought you said nearly? You totally shit the bed with that steak.

 

[Veins]

Why is it so dark in the room? Are you sitting alone in the dark in this room?

 

[BumRush]

Made this a couple weeks ago. You need char, OP...

 

[Vault Dweller 111]

dont listen to people with more asparagus on their plate than steak.

just get some nice a1 sauce, heinz 57 or ketchup if you dont have either, cook it like so

 

[gruenel]

dont listen to people with more asparagus on their plate than steak.

just get some nice a1 sauce, heinz 57 or ketchup if you dont have either, cook it like so

 

[whatsinaname]

Go Sous Vide OP. Can't really screw up the timing with that.

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What kind of animal is going to fall for that bait.

 

[newdayrocks]

OP, plz. *This* is a steak.

 

[otapnam]

Since everyone's uploading proper pics, here's a prime NY steak I cooked with sous vide and finished on my cast iron skillet

 

[Snkfanatic]

Nearly screwed up?

It's not well done.

You DID screw up.

Disgusting

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Aw shit steak thread. I made steak last night too.

Since everyone's uploading proper pics, here's a prime NY steak I cooked with sous vide and finished on my cast iron skillet

It's beautiful ;_;

 

[pelicansurf]

OP, plz. *This* is a steak.

You're a good human.

 

[Hazmat]

This has to be a troll thread, right?

 

[whatsinaname]

Since everyone's uploading proper pics, here's a prime NY steak I cooked with sous vide and finished on my cast iron skillet


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I made some NY Strip (sous vide+cast iron skillet) the day before. And it looks like we may have the same plate too.

 

[shinobi602]

Great thread backfire lol.

 

[otapnam]

I made some NY Strip (sous vide+cast iron skillet) the day before. And it looks like we may have the same plate too.

Lol Ikea? We stocked up on serving plates on clearance awhile back

 

[zeshakag]

Ain't nothing wrong with leaving some butter on a steak.

 

[ExVicis]

Oh jeez GAF Steak threads are goddamn brutal. Poor OP, but they did put themselves out here like this for judgement.

I'd take some burnt as fuck steak covered in ketchup over that shit in the OP.

Jesus guy, don't make me vomit.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

I'd take some burnt as fuck steak covered in ketchup over that shit in the OP.

 

[Bedlam]

Was that thing boiled in butter and one side was left raw completely?

Yeah, that steak looks disgusting. No crust (just slightly brownish on three sides), way too wet.

 

[Kthulhu]

Chicken is fantastic. Now chicken is bad? Because it's a smaller animal?


It's chewable, can taste like whatever you want as well. Steak is hard and just weighs on your teeth and jaw.

Got the perfect food for you buddy:

 

[d00d3n]

dont listen to people with more asparagus on their plate than steak.

just get some nice a1 sauce, heinz 57 or ketchup if you dont have either, cook it like so

Horrible dry steak

Edit: and burned, I guess

 

[Loomba]

Since everyone's uploading proper pics, here's a prime NY steak I cooked with sous vide and finished on my cast iron skillet

10/10 fuck me I'm near salivating.

 

[ExVicis]

I completely understand everyone criticizing the Steak and how unappetizing it looks. But what the hell is the surprise with there being butter melted on top of a steak? Do y'all never cook or do you guys just throw meat on a burner without really caring what you get?

 

[NealMcCauley]

Lately from my experience a good steak pic depends on letting the steak rest on a plate (preferably covered with foil) for ten minutes.

 

[starchild excalibur]

I'd ignored this thread for a day, but kept seeing it pop up. I was curious as to why people kept adding to what seemed like an otherwise banal thread.

Holy shit, now I see. I'm not at all a steak guy, but god damn OP. That... doesn't look very good.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

So the OP intentionally posted a bad picture of steak to get a reaction, right?

 

[Red Liquorice]

Fucking GAF, always gives me a good chuckle. The first page is always littered with "sharp knees, would not bang" type comments, lol.

 

[Budi]

The lack of ketchup in this thread troubles me.

 

[Stormhammer]

op's steak triggered the burner of gaf's grille, and now people are trying to out steak the other steaks

 

[Clark W Grizwald]

You didn't screw it up...it needs another 10 minutes of cooking. Team "Medium well" representing

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

You didn't screw it up...it needs another 10 minutes of cooking. Team "Medium well" representing

Another 10 minutes on that size of a steak wouldn't be medium anything:

 

[Doug Heffernan]

I think OP is just trying to create his own $30 meal/potato lunch/strugglewich thread. It's not working.

 

[>:)]

I think OP is just trying to create his own $30 meal/potato lunch/strugglewich thread. It's not working.

I think it is working actually. Definately needs to go in the italian meal/euro cheesewich/cube sandwich Hall of Fame. Only it should be called the $15 Struggie Steak.