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[Mendrox]

This is my haircut

It's probabaly the most popular haircut at a Hispanic Barber shop in Los Angeles that I go to though

I'm assuming that half the posts in this thread or sarcastic btw...if not...

Not sarcastic like with Pepe which also is not allowed to be used anymore

 

[Struct09]

True story, I was going to get an undercut until I noticed this trend

 

[freenudemacusers]

Even the Nazis on The Man in the High Castle runs with it.

At least I think it's a picture from The Man in the High Castle.

... that's not an undercut

 

[demon]

http://www.sadeez.com/men-fashion/trendy-mens-haircuts-2016-2017-for-winter

It remains in the lead and a long version of “undercut”, which provides shaving temporal zone. Hair can be removed in a stylish ponytail or combed optional. This hairstyle is perfect for men with an elongated shape and a square face that adds the image of brutality and underlines the leadership traits of strong appearance.

lol

First, hit of the year will be the classic “hedgehog” with redesigned smooth curves. This form will be the ideal option for men with a round face shape

It remains in the lead and a long version of “undercut”, which provides shaving temporal zone. Hair can be removed in a stylish ponytail or combed optional. This hairstyle is perfect for men with an elongated shape and a square face that adds the image of brutality and underlines the leadership traits of strong appearance.

what the hell are they talking about?

 

[xxracerxx]

Any time you have a specific hairstyle instead of a regular-ass haircut, you look like a goober. People talk about those things like they are poorly, but they look stupid at the time as well.

What pray tell is a 'regular-ass haircut'?

 

[FallingEdge]

What pray tell is a 'regular-ass haircut'?

generic ass flattop

casual af

 

[Cels]

Even the Nazis on The Man in the High Castle runs with it.

At least I think it's a picture from The Man in the High Castle.

Since we don't use hats anymore, have to go with the next best.

might be gauche to say it but these two nazis have got style

 

[Keasar]

... that's not an undercut

It's not? Looks like it to me. Does it have to be a cm short on the sides to qualify or?

might be gauche to say it but these two nazis have got style

I think the world usually agrees on "The Nazis were really goddamn evil but man I want their tailor."

 

[xxracerxx]

generic ass flattop

casual af

You mean the military buzz cut?

Haha at flattops looking good on everyone. Yuck.

 

[Auctopus]

Not gonna lie, when I see this haircut on someone I assume they're a Nazi.

You must think 90% of men between the ages of 15 and 25 are Nazis then, what the fuck?

 

[jstripes]

Yup. When I see this hair cut it sends up red flags for me.

 

[freenudemacusers]

generic ass flattop

casual af

It's all about the recon cut brah boot up

 

[Pyrokai]

So what's next? I can't use this haircut if fascists are. Nope nope nope nope.

 

[radios shipping overview]

Yeah, it's done. Let's let them have it, so we can recognize them by it. I'll stick with a fade.

might be gauche to say it but these two nazis have got style

Most Nazis did. They hired Hugo Boss to design their uniforms.

 

[Brianimaniac]

What does this even mean? How the fuck are people this judgmental over a haircut?

Rock what you like and what you think looks good on you.

If you choose to look stupid, of course I'm going to judge that. You chose it, so it reflects your taste.

 

[Auctopus]

"But if it was requested by name by a client, our barbers would ask them to get the fuck out of the chair. This is a stupid attempt at a hurtful rebrand of a popular haircut. "

Judging people on a haircut they want is so stupid unless they're clearly like "make me look like the Neo-Nazi/Nazi I saw on TV".

Might as well call anyone that wear Hugo Boss clothes or cologne, drives a BMW or buys H&K guns a Nazi too.

 

[Omadahl]

I finally get a hairstyle that looks good on me and Nazis fuck it up. This is how people must have felt about Hitler's mustache.

 

[Anton Sugar]

might be gauche to say it but these two nazis have got style

Didn't Hugo Boss design the Nazi Party's uniforms?

 

[T.O.P]

lolno keep rockin it

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

I call it the Nazi cut.

 

[xxracerxx]

It's not? Looks like it to me. Does it have to be a cm short on the sides to qualify or?

No that is blended...so it isn't an undercut in the traditional sense.

 

[Jeevesmeister]

If you're getting your fashion advice from NeoGAF you're already hopeless.

 

[Owari]

Finally the undercut will die the death it has always deserved.

 

[radios shipping overview]

I mean, even when it's not called the Hitlerjugend, it's called the Fashy. Fascist.

 

[NESpowerhouse]

Good. That hairstyle deserves to die.

 

[Carpe Libertatem]

Judging people on a haircut they want is so stupid unless they're clearly like "make me look like the Neo-Nazi/Nazi I saw on TV".

Might as well call anyone that wear Hugo Boss clothes or cologne, drives a BMW or buys H&K guns a Nazi too.

They're saying they'll refuse if the customer says they want a "fasci." I don't think the barber from this quote would have a problem with a customer asking for an undercut.

 

[Biske]

It's true.

Was at my barber and talking about hair and I do longer on the top shorter on the sides and he was like, lets not go extremely short on the sides, you'll look like a Nazi.

 

[Netherscourge]

We talking about this style?

(Richard Spencer, Alt-Right founder)

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

Dammit, it's one of the few haircuts that actually look good on me.

 

[BioHazard]

I have the "long on top and shorter on the sides" look and put the hair back with a little bit of product, but I hate the undercut style. Just don't shave the sides down to a buzzcut. The juxtaposition of buzzed hair to like this dense, floppy clump on top has always looked terrible.

EDIT: the Richard Spencer pic above is exactly what I'm referring to

 

[Pickman]

Yeah, it's not great having an undercut and a full beard as a giant white guy. I've noticed a lot of uber drivers who are Trump supporters start immediately talking politics with me lately, where that wasn't really a thing before the alt-right went ham on the style.

 

[jstripes]

Most Nazis did. They hired Hugo Boss to design their uniforms.

That's why I don't like calling people like Richard Spencer neo-Nazis. Neo-Nazis are white trash and skinheads. Spencer is a straight up original Nazi.

 

[Anton Sugar]

Geralt rocks it, but he also goes full ponytail.

 

[Netherscourge]

Kinda-sorta like that? Although, he was also working-in a combover by then.

 

[Sullichin]

Haircut was more popular in NY/NJ a couple years ago. It looks dumb imo but I guess they're just late to the trend.

 

[FallingEdge]

You mean the military buzz cut?

Haha at flattops looking good on everyone. Yuck.

I have no idea. I'm just taking a guess.

We talking about this style?

(Richard Spencer, Alt-Right founder)

Yeah. And he looks exactly how I think a neo-nazi fuck would look like. soft af.

It's all about the recon cut brah boot up

you first, friend.

 

[forrest]

I was thinking about this the other day while getting my haircut. I've been wearing undercut variants for a couple of years now. I never go super tight all the way up and prefer a nice fade/taper to blend to the longer hair on top.

I like the look on me, but have been feeling that the style is pretty stale. Maybe this will usher in some new looks.

 

[letmetrythisname]

Good thing I thought it looked goofy as fuck before "alt-right" was even a term.

Also, wasn't ruining iconography kinda part of the Nazi agenda? There are tons of centuries-old European symbols and icons that were appropriated by Nazis if I'm not mistaken.

 

[Lulubop]

If you choose to look stupid, of course I'm going to judge that. You chose it, so it reflects your taste.

Wow bro, I look stupid? Really? You could fuck off with that

What's stupid is judging a person on the haircut they wear.

 

[friskykillface]

I'm more mad they took Pepe, that dumbass frog made me laugh.
That hair is eh, don't like it anyway

 

[highrider]

No, hipsters ruined it, as well as beards. Adoption by white supremacy types is just an indication if it's demise in popular culture.

 

[Carpe Libertatem]

Haircut was more popular in NY/NJ a couple years ago. It looks dumb imo but I guess they're just late to the trend.

It's been popular in the gay community for a long time now, too.

For a while it was a fairly surefire way to tell if a guy was gay :lol Too many straight guys have it now for that to work anymore

 

[captscience]

I have a Nazi undercut. Been thinking I should change it.

Maybe I can get away with it since I'm Asian.

 

[Goro Majima]

I have a Nazi undercut. Been thinking I should change it.

Maybe I can get away with it since I'm Asian.

I don't think there's the association with minorities using it so you're probably good

 

[jacob armitage]

I have a Nazi undercut. Been thinking I should change it.

Maybe I can get away with it since I'm Asian.

I wouldn't change it for those reasons, gives 'em a silly bit of power and fuck that.

... Having said that, i wouldn't get the that haircut personally.

 

[AdmiralSnackbar]

Does this mean we can have the Charlie Chaplin back though?

 

[PumpkinSpice]

Is that what it's called? I don't even understand why that ugly look is so popular.

I hate that haircut. I've been calling it "that hair, bro" since I first started seeing it a few years ago.

Then last year I noticed it was the same as Kim Jong Un's haircut:

So I figured all of these people are just big North Korea fans.

 

[HawksWinStanley]

Wow bro, I look stupid? Really? You could fuck off with that

What's stupid is judging a person on the haircut they wear.

lmao this thread is going places

 

[RetroMG]

Oh hey, I tried to get my hair cut like that once. I looked like a mushroom.

Yeah, I'm OK with them ruining this.

 

[jackal27]

Well that sucks. Guess I should cut my hair. Hopefully it doesn't look too close to it though.