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[HawksWinStanley]

You guys know a mohawk doesn't have to be spiked, right? I usually keep it tied down and back like this. I only spike it for special occasions cause it takes forever:

Pffft that's no fun.

 

[BruceCLea]

Time for Americans to move on to the Capt. Winters.

This is what I have. Undercut is the douchiest haircut ever IMO.

 

[Tom Nook]

You guys know a mohawk doesn't have to be spiked, right? I usually keep it tied down and back like this. I only spike it for special occasions cause it takes forever:

Is that considered a mullet to have the hair long in the back?

 

[.JayZii]

Is that considered a mullet to have the hair long in the back?

A mullet is short in the front/top with long hair coming off the back.

 

[Prototype]

I have an undercut, had one for years now. It me because I have a longer face. No one can own a hairstyle. Context matters.

 

[Durrzerker]

Is that considered a mullet to have the hair long in the back?

Nah man you got to have business in the front to have a mullet. Mine is long all over the top with only the sides and back short.

I've had friends call me Pidgeot before so that's a pretty accurate comparison

 

[FallingEdge]

Dudes, he's asking what's a safe number not to be considered undercut. Jeez, read his post.

I read the post. The safe number is still 0 or 1. Unless he wants to look like a clown.

 

[MikeDown]

great now everybody is going to think im a nazi

 

[the1npc]

I do a 4 on the sides & back and a simple cut on the top, keeping it long in the front.

And I'm white.

Am I at risk for being confused with a Nazi gaf?

4 on the sides? dude thats whack

 

[LProtag]

I knew switching to the man bun was a good idea.

 

[Dictator93]

Dictator93

lol

 

[Mr.Mike]

This is something I started to worry about when Trump was elected. The nazi-punching thing kinda finishes it off. Which is a shame, cause the only reason I even got a haircut that requires styling is because a Syrian barber insisted that it'd look good. But now it's a haircut that suggests I'm against him being allowed here. Also I'm a blonde German looking dude, so I'd have a hell of a time "taking it back". It's overplayed now anyways.

 

[Lmo911]

Man I was under the opposite impression: I thought for ages it was the defacto "Nazi-Cut" outside of shaving your head and now everyone was finally taking it back. I do live in the south, so that kind of jacks up everything, I will admit.

Why do Nazi's gotta ruin everything? No viking stuff, no under cut, no stylish military uniforms. Evil's making us lame!

 

[Phoenix RISING]

The funny thing is that if you add a beard to it, it looks like a full-on Hipster.

When I came into this topic I was certain y'all were talking about hipsters.

 

[Takuan]

eh, don't give them that power.

Wear whatever haircut you want, guys.

Right here.

 

[Jeffolation]

Time for Americans to move on to the Capt. Winters.

There's a haircut you can set your watch to.

 

[Hoo-doo]

I'm not going to assume someone is a Nazi because of their hair, but I won't begrudge any minority for being wary around someone with a haircut that has been known as the "Hitler Youth". It may have been universally popular in the 1930s, but it has definitely had an association with Nazism.

That's like associating everyone in a Hugo Boss suit or driving a Volkswagen with nazism.

It makes zero sense.

 

[Regiruler]

4 on the sides? dude thats whack

It's tapered at the bottom and around the ears.

And by simple cut I mean it's just shortened.

This is probably one of those things where I should just show a picture but I don't want it associated with my GAF account.

 

[hokahey]

Undercuts with really long hair were dope as fuck skater cuts when I was a kid, ala Mike Patton.

 

[Fury451]

It's always been a bad haircut

 

[MCN]

On the other hand, they are doing wonders for the uppercut.

 

[explodet]

That's like associating everyone in a Hugo Boss suit or driving a Volkswagen with nazism.

It makes zero sense.

I was a lot happier drinking Jägermeister before I learned of the whole Reichsjagdgesetz thing. I got over it, though.

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

eh, don't give them that power.

Wear whatever haircut you want, guys.

Exactly.

 

[Lulubop]

I read the post. The safe number is still 0 or 1. Unless he wants to look like a clown.

0 or 1 is an undercut, he doesn't want an undercut so i told him 3 is safe non undercut turf.

 

[v1lla21]

Yeah I guess but almost every dude has it now whether or not they are white. Ive been getting an undercut and I either slick back my hair or rock a low pompadour for the last 3 years. Ain't changing anytime soon.

 

[Antiwhippy]

What about the undercut manbun?

They can't take that away from me damnit.

 

[Theonik]

The old nazis ruined a moustache and one of the coolest and most common ancient symbols.

 

[SerTapTap]

I've always hated this style so this is one thing I don't mind them ruining.

Spencer looks so punchable even if he weren't a neo nazi

 

[Chumley]

This haircut is over. Y'all thinking Nazi's can't take it from you I'm sorry to say are in denial. Time to grow out the sides.

 

[Palmer_v1]

There's your new haircut, guys.

 

[brandywine]

It's always been the hitler youth cut to me. And I've always questioned why people would do that.

 

[show me your skeleton]

as a bald white man with a big beard i'm always slightly concerned i give off a white-supremacy vibe.

 

[OmegaX]

Time for Americans to move on to the Capt. Winters.

Maybe I can pull it off. What do I ask my barber to do? I tried something similar to the undercut before but my hair is too wavy for it =/

 

[13ruce]

Ah that hipster hairstyle? They can have it.
I never had that one i just have my hair spiked up can't really do much with it because it's straight AF. It even stays spiked when it's long without any product in lol if i comb it up.

 

[Korey]

There's been so many examples in this thread that I'm not even sure what a nazi haircut is. Apparently it's anything that is short on the sides. Which is the vast majority of men's haircuts in general.

I thought we were just talking about the Richard Spencer cut but apparently not.

The undercut is short on the sides but long on the top, usually slicked back. Like the Richard Spencer one or the Brad Pitt pic someone posted.

 

[bobawesome]

One of the few advantages of being a brownie, I can sport this with no neo-nazi allusions

Unfortunately, I don't think you have enough hair on top to pull it off. Looks like you're balding.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Maybe I can pull it off. What do I ask my barber to do? I tried something similar to the undercut before but my hair is too wavy for it =/

Ask for the 'wimpy choir boy' and he'll fix you right up. No disrespect to Cpt. Winters, obviously.

I'm a simple man. I see a picture of Captain Winters, I start watching Band of Brothers again.
Damn you WedgeX.

I am the same way. What a fantastic show.

 

[DoubleYou]

I'm a simple man. I see a picture of Captain Winters, I start watching Band of Brothers again.
Damn you WedgeX.

 

[CHC]

There's your new haircut, guys.

"The Sad Cossack"

 

[HStallion]

Now I don't feel so bad for rocking the man bun/pony tail.

 

[pablito]

I think the haircut is cool when it's not exaggerated on the top. But it's so damn overdone now.

This wasn't the way I wanted to see it used less, though ><

 

[depths20XX]

Unfortunately, I don't think you have enough hair on top to pull it off. Looks like you're balding.

Lol called out

 

[RuinerPrime]

I just want Ian Hinck's hair

 

[GustyGardens]

Is this the female neo nazi haircut? Or it's taken from punk?

I knew a couple of skinhead and punk girls that had that haircut in the late 90s/early 2000's.

 

[leng jai]

Any bet half the people in this thread have a shaved head or sport the generic spiky hair style I had when I was 11.

 

[Trojan]

Hmmmm...I have this haircut, but it's not as extreme on the sides as those pics people are posting. Regardless, this is making me reconsider.

Determining a haircut is a mindfield for guys. I wouldn't really know where to begin on changing my haircut. I just use the same barber and give him extremely general guidelines for my haircut; he figures out the rest.

 

[Username1198]

There's your new haircut, guys.

I honestly am thinking of doing this. It's awesome

Or this:

The undercut is short on the sides but long on the top, usually slicked back. Like the Richard Spencer one or the Brad Pitt pic someone posted.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Feeling sad for all the lames itt who can sport a hairstyle that's been around for 100 years &#128514;

 

[rashbeep]

The 0 shaved sides/back look really goofy.

 

[biggersmaller]

I have been jokingly calling this style the "Nazi Cut" for YEARS. I refused to get it despite my wife thinking it was sooooo sexy...well whose laughing now!