NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2015 - Bare Your Burdens

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Wait...

You had a dream ten years ago that somebody you knew died, and then they died... Eight years later?

Like an M Night Shimsham movie.
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Yeah, I hate to tell you this confessor, but everyone dies.

Shocking, I know. But you didn't predict it. You don't have the gift of prophecy.
 
Pharaun said:
The double doors aren't the problem, it's the fact that there's now way to open them from the middle. That's a serious design flaw, and I can't believe that any store would have doors with that problem.
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Then how does the second door ever open? If someone gets in front of the first door, only that first door usually opens, otherwise there would be no point in a double door system.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Wait...

You had a dream ten years ago that somebody you knew died, and then they died... Eight years later?

Like an M Night Shimsham movie.
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Shit. I just had a dream I had a super awkward / awful make out session with this girl I like. I'm going to have to wait until I'm 40 to be that disappointed in person?
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Wait...

You had a dream ten years ago that somebody you knew died, and then they died... Eight years later?

Like an M Night Shimsham movie.
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Hello GAF. I'm going to share with you a story that I've never ever told anyone before.

I must of been around 14 or 15. My best friend, who we will call Fred was just about to move to a different state. So, I was sleeping over his house for what I thought would be one of the last times I would ever see him.

I think it was around 11pm? We were both lying in his bed together trying to sleep but we just couldn't fall asleep. Fred says he wants to tell me something. Basically, he tells me he think he might be gay and he wanted to try doing something with a guy to confirm how he felt.

To be honest, I never really thought about my sexuality before. I mean I was a horny teenager just like everyone else but messing around with a guy never occurred to me. For whatever dumb reason (I blame this on being a horny teenager) I tell him that I wouldn't mind having sex with him. We both take off our clothes and we're lying in his bed together, naked. He starts to kiss me, and jerk me so I do the same to him. It's ok, nothing too great.

After a while he asks me to roll over, so I do. Now, Fred was a lot bigger then I was so I was pretty nervous. He starts to fuck me, it starts off slowly, it felt nice. However, he starts to go faster and faster and rougher, it starts to hurt. I ask him to slow down, but he ignores me and keeps doing it rougher. It felt nice but it really did hurt a lot.

I guess I must of been moaning pretty loudly, because we hear footsteps approaching. He quickly pulls out and we reach for out clothes. It's too late. The door swings open and standing there is Fred's Mother and his 5 year old brother. Fred's Mom quickly nudges him out of the room before yelling at us. We both grab out clothes and change into them as fast as possible. Fred's Mom storms into his room, grabs a pillow and starts hitting both of us with it. She says we're "disgusting, dirty, sinners" and other dumb things while beating us with the pillow.

I get up, she hits me more, urging me to get out of her house. I tell her I can't, I lived like 40 minutes away from Fred and I had no means of getting home. Fred's Mom storms out of the room. Fred and I just kind of awkwardly glance at each other. She returns with Fred's Dad. He walks up to me and says "Get the fuck outta my home". He literally picks me up, and walks out of Fred's room. Fred is screaming at him to put me down, his 5 year old brother is cheering and laughing and I'm trying to break free from his grasp.

Fred's Dad opens the door and throws me out. I land and hit the ground pretty hard and I can hear more screaming from the house. With no way to contact my parents I was forced to walk like 40 minutes to get home. Thankfully, nothing happened but I didn't get home until around midnight. I never saw Fred again after that day.

So GAF I guess that was my first gay experience. I consider myself mostly straight now and I even have a girlfriend! I've considered telling her but I'm afraid she'll just mock me. I have looked Fred up on Facebook but I cannot find him, I'm still curious about what happened after I left his house.
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Man, the next family dinner must have been awkward for Fred's family.
 
Endruen said:
You sound experienced.
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Been lucky enough to convince a few girls. Even WITH lube, it's slow going sometimes and can be painful for the receiver the first few times you try.

Having a rushed 15-year-old go in fully erect and dry? No chance that felt good.
 
Prez said:
Then how does the second door ever open? If someone gets in front of the first door, only that first door usually opens, otherwise there would be no point in a double door system.
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The sensor in front of the first door opens both doors and there's a sensor on the inside that does the same in reverse. No sensors in the 'airlock' section.

Can confirm, got trapped in one momentarily at a hotel in Tunisia when I was young. :(
 
To the Fred story guy:
Don't tell it to your gf. Why? Because I see no reason to. I don't think there is anything to gain from telling it, but possibly something to lose.

Unless you both talk about such past events and it kinda fits to make such a confession. Aside that, leave it be.

By the way, if you look for a name on FB, the system memorizes it and tries to suggest you people with that name, it may also suggest you as a friend to those people with that name. Very invasive.
 
Jackben said:
"Not gay" confessor had no lube and claim anal felt good? Smells like another bullshit story.
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Kater said:
]He could have used spit.[/B]
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Red Liquorice said:
Don't believe this one for a second.
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Sounds like something that fangirls on tumblr write on their fanfictions.

Unless the girth is pencil thin or it's micropenor, it's very uncomfortable doing anal without lube. But I'm gonna give it the benefit of the doubt and assume the cumfessor just left out the lube detail to make the story more spicy and less clumsy.
 
Replicant said:
Sounds like something that fangirls on tumblr write on their fanfictions.

Unless the girth is pencil thin or it's micropenor, it's very uncomfortable doing anal without lube. But I'm gonna give it the benefit of the doubt and assume the cumfessor just left out the lube detail to make the story more spicy and less clumsy.
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Yeah, I am going to give them the benefit of the doubt as well.

I have been reading these confessions and I have never been so amused,disgusted and in awe all at the same time. Keep em coming.
 
I feel weird even commenting on this but I'm pretty sure most people would see the prep details as extraneous stuff they would leave out unless they were trying to make an actual erotic story.
 
RionaaM said:
South American here. During primary school, in 4th grade, we had a tango class. It's exactly as it sounds: the teacher put us in pairs and taught us how to dance tango. It was completely useless. My friends and I used to hide in an empty classroom instead of attending it and play some Pokemon TCG, or we'd run to the courtyard and play football (I sucked at it almost as much as I did at dancing).

I'll keep reading the rest of the thread, haven't been following the latest updates.
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Really? Maybe it you'd have gone you would have known how to dance tango, and that is pretty cool.
 
Sou Da said:
I feel weird even commenting on this but I'm pretty sure most people would see the prep details as extraneous stuff they would leave out unless they were trying to make an actual erotic story.
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For real. People are super nit-picking these confessions.

As for the dance thing, my elementary school and NY made us do some dance stuff. None of that stuff when I moved to VA though. Like most school stuff in the US, it's very YMMV.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Wait...

You had a dream ten years ago that somebody you knew died, and then they died... Eight years later?

Like an M Night Shimsham movie.
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Eh yeah, not super special. Unless they died in the dream of cancer too.

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
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Man, the next family dinner must have been awkward for Fred's family.
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Jackben said:
"Not gay" confessor had no lube and claim anal felt good? Smells like another bullshit story.
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Yeah, going with this. As someone who has tried to give anal, and has also taken anal, I can say that without lube that isn't going to happen so easily. Especially not rushed anyway. Without lube the most I've been able to get in is the tip, otherwise the pressure makes me deflate.

If it is real though, unless your girlfriend is homophobic you should be fine telling her. I told mine about the homosexual experience I had before knowing of homosexuality and she helped me suss out a lot of feelings and now I know I like the boysies and the girlsies.
 
Not my proudest moment in life.

I was a recently promoted senior team lead over electronics and toys. I was under a lot of stress, and pressure fro management who constantly rode me everyday to get things done, etc. It was my 7th day of working, I had come in at 7AM and it was nearing 10PM. We had no coverage for most the day, and a huge project to do since a VP was coming to our store soon, I was dead tired, and needed to rest, my body was worn out.


It was just me and my friend who was the closing associate in electronics.. I had finished up my notes,and decided it was time to clock out. I was exhausted, and it was 10PM. Went to the office and turned in my radio and my keys. I clocked and as i went to grab my coat from behind the electronics counter I noticed the locks to the cellphone case were left unlocked. We always had a big padlock to keep the phones, and ipads locked away so nobody could steal them. To get them unlocked we had to get a manager to unlock them. It was very frustrating but, whatever. I'm off the clock and the O/N manager is doing a meeting with the night crew. i get a zip tie and zip tip the locks to the cabinet doors. Good as new.

Wake up to my phone going off. My manager is telling me theres been a situation and I need to get into work ASAP. I know shit has hit the fan, and I know I'm in trouble. Just instant dread all over me. I'm going to get fired today. I get into work and theres the AP manager, the Store and my Assistant Manager by the cell phone case. the door has been broken open and we've been robbed. Everything is gone. I'm fucked. All I can think of is how stupid I am for not staying and making sure they were locked and how I'm fucked. I needed this job, I needed it and if I lost it ii was going to be on the street. I had no car, and could barely afford rent, and this place was within walking distance of my apartment.

AP manager says she wants to know who was responsible for not locking the case. I panic and blurt out "Oh, Paul did it. I told him, i told Paul don't forget to get a manager to lock the cases", I played stupid, and threw my friend under the bus.I knew it wouldn't fly, they would check on camera, and i'd be fucked. So, they did they pulled me into the AP office and pulled the video tape. They saw me putting zip-ties around the locks. AP manager turned to me "Wanna explain that?", I was sweating bullets now and just said "I noticed it was unlocked and until someone could lock it back up I did what I could". management bought it, The Ap manager said i did the right thing and took initiative, my assistant was giving me the evil eye, my Store manager bought it and then said she wants paul in her office as soon as he clocks in.

Paul clocks in about 12. He don't know what's going on, and why he has AP manager and his manager waiting at the time clock for him. he clocks and they pull him into the office, and want his explanation. he says I never said anything to him, and that he didn't know it wasn't locked. I recount my side, and explain how I explicitly told him to find a manager to lock it.. they took my side of the story, the cameras backed up my side, and I was a supervisor anyways so they believed me more.

Seeking to find someone to blame, AP fired him and blacklisted him from ever working for our company again. Paul stopped talking to me after that. I felt guilty, and still do but, I needed this job more then he did. .
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You goddamn scumbag.
 
Not my proudest moment in life.

I was a recently promoted senior team lead over electronics and toys. I was under a lot of stress, and pressure fro management who constantly rode me everyday to get things done, etc. It was my 7th day of working, I had come in at 7AM and it was nearing 10PM. We had no coverage for most the day, and a huge project to do since a VP was coming to our store soon, I was dead tired, and needed to rest, my body was worn out.


It was just me and my friend who was the closing associate in electronics.. I had finished up my notes,and decided it was time to clock out. I was exhausted, and it was 10PM. Went to the office and turned in my radio and my keys. I clocked and as i went to grab my coat from behind the electronics counter I noticed the locks to the cellphone case were left unlocked. We always had a big padlock to keep the phones, and ipads locked away so nobody could steal them. To get them unlocked we had to get a manager to unlock them. It was very frustrating but, whatever. I'm off the clock and the O/N manager is doing a meeting with the night crew. i get a zip tie and zip tip the locks to the cabinet doors. Good as new.

Wake up to my phone going off. My manager is telling me theres been a situation and I need to get into work ASAP. I know shit has hit the fan, and I know I'm in trouble. Just instant dread all over me. I'm going to get fired today. I get into work and theres the AP manager, the Store and my Assistant Manager by the cell phone case. the door has been broken open and we've been robbed. Everything is gone. I'm fucked. All I can think of is how stupid I am for not staying and making sure they were locked and how I'm fucked. I needed this job, I needed it and if I lost it ii was going to be on the street. I had no car, and could barely afford rent, and this place was within walking distance of my apartment.

AP manager says she wants to know who was responsible for not locking the case. I panic and blurt out "Oh, Paul did it. I told him, i told Paul don't forget to get a manager to lock the cases", I played stupid, and threw my friend under the bus.I knew it wouldn't fly, they would check on camera, and i'd be fucked. So, they did they pulled me into the AP office and pulled the video tape. They saw me putting zip-ties around the locks. AP manager turned to me "Wanna explain that?", I was sweating bullets now and just said "I noticed it was unlocked and until someone could lock it back up I did what I could". management bought it, The Ap manager said i did the right thing and took initiative, my assistant was giving me the evil eye, my Store manager bought it and then said she wants paul in her office as soon as he clocks in.

Paul clocks in about 12. He don't know what's going on, and why he has AP manager and his manager waiting at the time clock for him. he clocks and they pull him into the office, and want his explanation. he says I never said anything to him, and that he didn't know it wasn't locked. I recount my side, and explain how I explicitly told him to find a manager to lock it.. they took my side of the story, the cameras backed up my side, and I was a supervisor anyways so they believed me more.

Seeking to find someone to blame, AP fired him and blacklisted him from ever working for our company again. Paul stopped talking to me after that. I felt guilty, and still do but, I needed this job more then he did. .
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Not my proudest moment in life.

I was a recently promoted senior team lead over electronics and toys. I was under a lot of stress, and pressure fro management who constantly rode me everyday to get things done, etc. It was my 7th day of working, I had come in at 7AM and it was nearing 10PM. We had no coverage for most the day, and a huge project to do since a VP was coming to our store soon, I was dead tired, and needed to rest, my body was worn out.


It was just me and my friend who was the closing associate in electronics.. I had finished up my notes,and decided it was time to clock out. I was exhausted, and it was 10PM. Went to the office and turned in my radio and my keys. I clocked and as i went to grab my coat from behind the electronics counter I noticed the locks to the cellphone case were left unlocked. We always had a big padlock to keep the phones, and ipads locked away so nobody could steal them. To get them unlocked we had to get a manager to unlock them. It was very frustrating but, whatever. I'm off the clock and the O/N manager is doing a meeting with the night crew. i get a zip tie and zip tip the locks to the cabinet doors. Good as new.

Wake up to my phone going off. My manager is telling me theres been a situation and I need to get into work ASAP. I know shit has hit the fan, and I know I'm in trouble. Just instant dread all over me. I'm going to get fired today. I get into work and theres the AP manager, the Store and my Assistant Manager by the cell phone case. the door has been broken open and we've been robbed. Everything is gone. I'm fucked. All I can think of is how stupid I am for not staying and making sure they were locked and how I'm fucked. I needed this job, I needed it and if I lost it ii was going to be on the street. I had no car, and could barely afford rent, and this place was within walking distance of my apartment.

AP manager says she wants to know who was responsible for not locking the case. I panic and blurt out "Oh, Paul did it. I told him, i told Paul don't forget to get a manager to lock the cases", I played stupid, and threw my friend under the bus.I knew it wouldn't fly, they would check on camera, and i'd be fucked. So, they did they pulled me into the AP office and pulled the video tape. They saw me putting zip-ties around the locks. AP manager turned to me "Wanna explain that?", I was sweating bullets now and just said "I noticed it was unlocked and until someone could lock it back up I did what I could". management bought it, The Ap manager said i did the right thing and took initiative, my assistant was giving me the evil eye, my Store manager bought it and then said she wants paul in her office as soon as he clocks in.

Paul clocks in about 12. He don't know what's going on, and why he has AP manager and his manager waiting at the time clock for him. he clocks and they pull him into the office, and want his explanation. he says I never said anything to him, and that he didn't know it wasn't locked. I recount my side, and explain how I explicitly told him to find a manager to lock it.. they took my side of the story, the cameras backed up my side, and I was a supervisor anyways so they believed me more.

Seeking to find someone to blame, AP fired him and blacklisted him from ever working for our company again. Paul stopped talking to me after that. I felt guilty, and still do but, I needed this job more then he did. .
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You're a fucking arsehole.
 
Fiction said:
On the 'I dreamt about someone dying and then did years later confession', I kinda have a bit more creepy confession of my own.

I had recently gotten married and moved away, all the way to Wyoming from New Mexico. I was 18. My mom called pretty often, but it was a scheduled thing.

On night, I got worried for no reason. I hadn't heard from her in a few days, but that was nothing out of the ordinary. It was late, so I called her, no answer. I called my little brother, who was still living at home, and he said she was on a date with her long, long time boyfriend, Jim. The man had basically been a father figure for us growing up, and I loved him dearly. Again, nothing unusal, but I couldn't shake the dread off. I went to bed.

That morning, around six, the phone rang. This was before everyone had a cell phone, and it was early and my husband was on call, so he wanted the machine to pick up to give him time to wake up if he was needed. Panic just SHOT through me, and I a damned near yelled at him 'It's my mom!' and answered as fast as I could.

It was mom. She and Jim had been involved in a car accident. She had to walk, beaten and bloody, for seven miles to get help.

She had left his dead body hanging upside down in the car.

It was horrible, and we rushed home from the funeral, but I don't think I ever told anyone about the constant dread I felt that night.
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Jesus Fiction, that's awful. I'm sorry that happened to your mom :(
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
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You goddamn scumbag.
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How were you robbed? I assume this is a major retail store like Walmart, Target, or May a place like Best Buy. Even if someone is clocking out, wouldn't there be someone in the electronics department until close? How would someone be able to enter an electronics department, cut open the zip ties, empty the case, and walk out? The whole situation is strange.

Sucks that confessor had to fuck his friend over, but this seems to be pretty common in retail. Work place always under-staffed with workers overworked and management never accepting responsibility. Confessor became one of them when he screwed his friend over.
 
super6646 said:
I have to agree with him. If my career was on the line, I'd try to lie my way out of trouble. Yes, he lost a true friend, but at the end of the day, sometimes you have to crush someone else in order to go somewhere, and I respect and agree with that notion.
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Yeah I gotta agree with this. As someone who's been in rough situations before I can totally sympathize with the "do what you have to in order to survive" mentality. Short of anything illegal of course.

eyeball_kid said:
Confessor is a real scumbucket for doing that. Neither true or a friend. And a great friend is a lot harder to come by than a job.
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Don't think he ever said the guy was a close friend. It's great that friendship is the REAL ultimate power and together you can do anything and all that other stuff I learned from Kingdom Hearts but all that sappy shit goes out the window real quick when you're faced with the prospect of living on the street. I didn't get the impression that Paul was gonna pay this guy's bills for him or anything.

I don't condone what he did, but I get it.
 
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