NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2015 - Bare Your Burdens

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Dishwalla said:
Oh man you're from Boise? I grew up there, parents still live in Meridian actually. Haven't actually lived there in about a decade, although I go there for visits at least once a year.

I believe there was at least one Boise episode of COPS, maybe it covered more of Garden City, who knows. I haven't watched COPS in ages either.
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Nice, I was born and raised in Twin Falls. Moved to here after I graduated high school in 2005. Would not surprise me if it was Garden City or even Caldwell.

John Kowalski said:
so it's true that family members fit the best
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That's why you have to put your sister to the test.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Sister Fucker returns with some updates:
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Why. WHY DID I COME HERE?! My brain said, hey Dark, don't go there, you won't like what you see. I was all like "pfft brain you're over reacting, it can't be that bad." -sister fucker- I regret every decision i made in my life that has led me to this point.

Other confessions aren't that bad though, I feel sorry that you have to go through all of these NTGYK. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go shower ALONE to get this filth of sister fucker off me.
 
Dishwalla said:
The only thing that would make sister fucker better(or worse idk) would be if they lost their virginity with each other.
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I assume they did, further reinforcement for my "they're madly in love with each other" theory. That plus all the cheating when they do date other people. And the "lady doth protest too much" kissing part.

Real hard to sell an incest rom com, but there's clearly a market for it.
 
Jackben said:
Have to agree. The "non-stop pumping until exhaustion" doesn't describe enjoyable sex, "her roommate doesn't suspect a thing!" and some a few other things like "it's like Mario kart but instead sex" really push it into parody territory.
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I'm going to have to disagree with you there...
 
Haha the guy that wanted to fuck his sisters booty must be so jealous of Sister fucker.

Sister fucker, do you go at it raw? Have you ever cum in her mouth? Have you ever traveled to another country, just the two of you, and pretended to be a couple? So many possibilities!
 
Rentahamster said:
I'm going to have to disagree with you there...
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Literally: you keep fucking until you cum or get exhausted. Realistically: foreplay, build-up, exploration, stimulation, positions; Maybe some people like the pump and dump, idk.

Or maybe it's good Mario Kart Sibling didn't go into any more copy pasta detail than he already did.
Retsudo said:
Haha the guy that wanted to fuck his sisters booty must be so jealous of Sister fucker.

Sister fucker, do you go at it raw? Have you ever cum in her mouth? Have you ever traveled to another country, just the two of you, and pretended to be a couple? So many possibilities!
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Retsudo, pls.
 
Sagely said:
Yeah, sister fucker, not sure if you can blame your parents for that. It's normal for little siblings to bathe together and run around naked.
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I don't know if the parents are to blame but I also don't think parents should let their kids shower together until 9/10, but maybe that's just me. Also, if I was the parent..I'd be devastated and it would make things so awkward and uncomfortable. I'd probably blame myself even if it wasn't my fault (that's something parents tend to do though).
 
Do the follow up emails definitely come from the same person? Or could they be someone just embellishing the story for fun?

Some of these are so messed up.
 
mr-paul said:
Do the follow up emails definitely come from the same person? Or could they be someone just embellishing the story for fun?

Some of these are so messed up.
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I'm assuming he checks emails first of all but sometimes people use third party email sites so we'll just have to trust it's the same person as the spirit of confessing would be ruined.
 
Jackben said:
Literally: you keep fucking until you cum or get exhausted. Realistically: foreplay, build-up, exploration, stimulation, positions; Maybe some people like the pump and dump, idk.
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Well, fucking until you cum, and then cum again, and still keep fucking since your dick's still hard and she's still loving it. At which point I'm exhausted.

This also doesn't exclude stuff like foreplay, btw.
 
Rentahamster said:
Well, fucking until you cum, and then cum again, and still keep fucking since your dick's still hard and she's still loving it. At which point I'm exhausted.

This also doesn't exclude stuff like foreplay, btw.
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Knock yourself out, champ. Just keep the door open when you play Mario Kart with your sister.
 
Baron von Loathsome said:
Okay, Sister Fucker and Fucked Sister, you gotta figure this shit out. I'm not even gonna touch the topic of incest, but if you can't help but cheat with each other behind girlfriends' and boyfriends' backs, you have some issues to figure out.
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I don't know.
Maybe if they are really really close, it's just like masturbating and nothing more ?
 
I'm struggling to comprehend how someone could have a nasty fleshlight on his dick, covered in flies, and not be at all weirded out by the whole thing. I just can't imagine it, it blows my mind.
 
TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared said:
I'm struggling to comprehend how someone could have a nasty fleshlight on his dick, covered in flies, and not be at all weirded out by the whole thing. I just can't imagine it, it blows my mind.
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The same kind of person that shits on their bed and just sleeps on the other side for a month.
 
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