TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared
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Yes, thats true. Crazy shit.
NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2015 - Bare Your Burdens
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Yes, thats true. Crazy shit.
Ahah that's the look my friends give me, when i say shit like this irl. Ahah I'm laughing so hard i might cry.
Hahaha indeed. A "she's my sister" would do, no need to look for excuses not to fuck her!I love how you list all the specific reasons why you aren't doing your sister
Hey, Mario Kart supports up to 4 local players, right? So yeah...
If you're mad enough to write something like that, you're sick enough to actually do it. #TeamReal
Er... as far as I know, masturbation doesn't involve fucking another person. Otherwise it would be called "having sex", not "masturbation".
Oh no, he was weirded out. He took a shower afterwards
You're definitely right about that. I remember when I told my mum about some of my kinks recently, she worried out loud that the way she had disciplined me as a child was somehow responsible and then she sort of apologised for it. Which is troubling in several ways, when you think about it...my mum is a wonderful parent but she has some strange ideas about what caused her kids to turn out the way they did.
Speaking of parents, that confession a week or so ago from the person who liked to get their jollies on over their mum's grave made me laugh! Good on you, confessor.
Shuggananas
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Chuckie
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So she spanked you and now you like to be spanked?
I just have one question for Sister-Fucker. Why is it good that you last so long? That implies that it's less pleasurable, since you don't come as quickly. I get that you're more comfortable having sex with someone you've had sex with for years than someone you just stared having sex with, and looking aside the fact that it'd be moronic to keep having sex with someone for that reason, let alone your fucking sister, it strikes me as a counter-intuitive argument.
TangerineCloud
Banned
Wait, what?
Deaf Spacker
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I told my wife about sister fucker, no gif does her reaction justice.
Shuggananas
Banned
If I'm really comfortable with the person it can last pretty long even if it feels great, also depends how "hard" you're doing it
Wow, did not expect these reactions! Me, my mum and my sister are all pretty candid with each other about sex and relationships. We're all women and we talk about these things, I thought that was normal?
And no, I didn't get spanked, which is what makes her worries all the more strange. No matter how I was raised I think she would feel responsible for the fact that I enjoy recreational discipline.
And no, I didn't get spanked, which is what makes her worries all the more strange. No matter how I was raised I think she would feel responsible for the fact that I enjoy recreational discipline.
TangerineCloud
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Ah, assumed you were a guy based on the avatar. Yeah, that seems more or less normal.
No worries
I don't like to announce my gender or make it obvious, so your assumption was understandable. I wanted to clarify in this case, before people thought they had another inappropriate-family-relations story on their hands.Miles Quaritch
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That bait was Sagely laid...
Mr. Giggles
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Good lord GAF....
I don't think I can look some of your avatars in the eye anymore...
I don't think I can look some of your avatars in the eye anymore...
I see what you did there.
Who among us is the fruit fly fucker? You'll never know!
Boogalogist
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Welcome to the annual confession thread. There way more than 40 pages to read. Check the first post. There are links to prior years' confession. Have fun!
crimzonflame
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So is sister fucker the peak this year?
In terms of squick factor, I would rate sister fucker and dirty fleshlight guy at the top. But there have been a lot of great, varied confessions this year! It's been fun and I hope the last batch continues to deliver.
Admiral Woofington
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Sister fucker made me wish for a black hole to just end it all. If intelligent life came to Earth and read that they'd lock earth up and never let us join them in the council of planets
I hope not. Not that it isn't entertaining, cause it is, but i hope the bottom hasn't been reached yet.
I don't envy NTGYK and the fucked shit, he undoubtedly has had to read, but the more decadent the better for me.
NeOak
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Indeed. Doing these threads broke ronito
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Lol, I'm fine
Admiral Woofington
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I'm trying to remember other shit I can confess to, but my life is fairly fucking boring and besides the occasional same sex fantasy I had when hormones were going crazy early-mid teens I'm pretty bland.
Psychotext
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One advantage of being bland is you're never likely to feel like you're missing out on getting your freaky kinks serviced. 
Admiral Woofington
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True. But like it also sucks because some of your favorite stories to tell people are so vanilla.
Like one of my favorite tales is when my friend back in high school was going through some tough times: his longtime girlfriend broke it off with him senior year, he was close to failing some important classes, and no college had given him an acceptance letter. We decided to take him to one of those pier theme parks he liked to cheer him up. We realize he's mopy the whole day and talking about the ex and complaining about everything so at the end of the day we give up and start walking to the car. He looks at us and says "thanks for trying guys-" with tears swelling up in his eyes, "-but I don't think my life could get any worse right now" and at that exact point in time a seagull or pidgeon flying over him shat on his head.
I have never lost control so much as that day. You have a friend hurting about to cry and shit like that happens to him as if by the Gods of Fuckyoutington themselves, that shit funny as fuck. I was on the floor and it was hurting my jaw muscles to laugh. It was made even better by him going "IT'S NOT FUNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Good times.
Like one of my favorite tales is when my friend back in high school was going through some tough times: his longtime girlfriend broke it off with him senior year, he was close to failing some important classes, and no college had given him an acceptance letter. We decided to take him to one of those pier theme parks he liked to cheer him up. We realize he's mopy the whole day and talking about the ex and complaining about everything so at the end of the day we give up and start walking to the car. He looks at us and says "thanks for trying guys-" with tears swelling up in his eyes, "-but I don't think my life could get any worse right now" and at that exact point in time a seagull or pidgeon flying over him shat on his head.
I have never lost control so much as that day. You have a friend hurting about to cry and shit like that happens to him as if by the Gods of Fuckyoutington themselves, that shit funny as fuck. I was on the floor and it was hurting my jaw muscles to laugh. It was made even better by him going "IT'S NOT FUNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Good times.
Well if it makes you feel better I find that story hilarious.
Psychotext
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Story was fun... but what on earth did it have to do with vanilla sex?
I think the bird shit was vanilla.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
lol no. Just pointing out that some people like to get pounded, that's all.
triplestation
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I been listening to Taylor Swift a lot
TangerineCloud
Banned
Lmao, I think he was just looking for an excuse to tell that story.
It was funny though, so I'm not complaining.
I... kinda like her songs "Speak now", "Haunted" and "Long live". Kinda.
My first confession was before my account was activated. Although I didn't mention that I couldn't post since it was irrelevant to the story.
It was the disabled.CCTV footage revealed of the suspect leaving the Men's Bathroom:
NeOak
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You're a monster
Endruen
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What on Earth, man, that was nasty as fuck. You must have gone trough a very rough time to do those things, I mean, at least I would have cleaned Susan or changed the bed clothes.
Damn.
It was actually 4 months.
You know, I don't want to post again the Kirino gifs with the eyes and mouth exchanged, I already did several pages ago.
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JK
You could say the toilet was... "disabled".
Also, STOP, CHANGING, YOUR AVATAR.
Geez, it's driving me nuts.
EDIT: Public confession: I edit my comments a lot, most of the time because I don't check them before posting.
Oof, so cynical! Though I do appreciate the pun and it goes strangely well with your avatar.
I know how you feel, Admiral Woofington. My life has been similarly uneventful and free of debauchery, and on top of that there's nothing I'm so embarrassed about as to post anonymously. Still, that's a good story! I can just imagine the guy's super sad face after getting shat on :'(
Small contribution: last year I fainted at a Linkin Park concert. I suppose to some people that would be an embarrassing story. Fittingly, they were playing Faint when I came to.
That must have been awful. My cousin fainted when seeing one of the brothers from Oasis, she was like the biggest fan ever and missed a great part of the show.
I fainted the second-to-last time I got a blood exam, which coincidentally was my second time ever. Needles are the worst thing ever.
It was a weird experience for sure. I was a little bit frightened afterwards and did miss a couple of minutes of the show. It was probably dehydration that caused it to happen, so entirely my own fault and a lesson learned. I definitely don't want to be in a situation where I could faint again, the aftermath was not pleasant.
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