NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2015 - Bare Your Burdens

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
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YOU'RE WELCOME
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slapping and spanking are on my to do list now

thanks
 
So, quick count by Ctrl+Fing for Mobile+Indie+Handheld+Console+Big-Budget confessions, plus Franchises, plus Trigger Warning ones....

We've burned through a Grand Total of 207 CONFESSIONS
 
HP_Wuvcraft said:
Indivisible is $50k away and three days out.

Eat crow, you scumbag bastard confessor.
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lol man, still? I guess you had to have been there, but all I got was that some guy doesn't like a game and doesn't think it should be funded and people are running around with a grudge spitting venom at this guy like something else.
 
This thread has been an eye opener in more ways than one. I hope some of the more intense trigger warning confessors manage to get help / recover their life from what happened to them.. some of them where a bit too painful for me to read :/

I guess I shouldn't be surprised given that NeoGaf has a wide age range but there are a lot of cheating confessions - I wonder though, are the cheaters confessing here also friends with people who cheat on their SO's? Perhaps its a peer pressure type of thing where they it's easier to cave in and somewhat justify their deeds as they have friends that have done similar shit.

On a lighter note however, I discovered Indivisible from this thread :P
 
falcs said:
So what was this year's "doozy"? I'd have to say the racist school teacher is probably the worst one.
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That was the worst one for sure. Fruit fly fucker was the nastiest. Sister rapist was probably the most sketch but that's why it's gone.
 
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I think I ruined a friendship permanently because I'm an idiot. Derek I know you will probably not see this but I'm sorry for everything. When you comforted me that night I was upset about that jerk, that cheered me up a lot. In all honesty, you were the first guy I really really liked. I knew us trying to be friends with benefits probably wasn't going to work because I'm a clingy shy little baby. Still I wanted to spend time with you so I was willing to go through the turmoil that ended up happening. That night we spent together though meant so much to me. I care about you so much and I want you to be happy. If that means we will no longer be in each other's lives then that is the way the cookie crumbles. I wish you a life where you will be happy and healthy!!
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That is very emotionally mature.
 
falcs said:
So what was this year's "doozy"? I'd have to say the racist school teacher is probably the worst one.
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We should have categories, like:

Biggest Asshole Confession
Best Fetish Confession
Worst Sex Confession
Annual Soul Fucker Lifetime Achievement
Most Normal Confession

Obviously leaving out the more serious ones.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Okay. That's all for now. I have some special ones saved up for tomorrow. You all have until:

11:59 PM PACIFIC STANDARD TIME TONIGHT to get any last minute confessions to me. Anything after that, we'll see it next year. If I receive anything else, I'll post it tonight before beddy-time.

If you sent me a confession today or over the last couple of days, it'll likely be up later tonight or tomorrow.
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How about 11:59PM GMT-11?
 
Once again, a very entertaining thread. Thanks for taking charge NTGYK.

A little disappointed my confession doesn't seem like it's gonna make it. Perhaps I used the anon emailer website incorrectly, or maybe it's one of the emails that NTGYK thinks was sent by the same person. I sent it in during the first week. Maybe it's just not interesting enough.

Even though I know what I need to do with regards to my confession/problem I was hoping to get some extra encouragement and advice from the crowd. Oh well, I'll handle my shit head-on. I can do it. My problem isn't really that bad anyway compared to most others in here.

Good luck to everyone with the truly fucked up issues. Looking forward to the final confessions. Hope there is some juicy stuff!
 
HP_Wuvcraft said:
Not really, it's just that Ravi and the rest of the team have been nothing but transparent, and kind, and good people.... and then this guy shows up.
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To be fair, he's not alone. You should see some of the sheer venom I've seen regarding Indivisible offsite. Everything from shitting on Mariel for a twitter comment to saying 'this game's so expensive because they live in LA, why don't they just fucking move somewhere not so expensive' to whining about them pandering to SJWs to calling Mike Z "Kike Z" and saying LZ is pretending to be poor because of 'Skullgirls profit'.
 
vern said:
Once again, a very entertaining thread. Thanks for taking charge NTGYK.

A little disappointed my confession doesn't seem like it's gonna make it. Perhaps I used the anon emailer website incorrectly, or maybe it's one of the emails that NTGYK thinks was sent by the same person. I sent it in during the first week. Maybe it's just not interesting enough.

Even though I know what I need to do with regards to my confession/problem I was hoping to get some extra encouragement and advice from the crowd. Oh well, I'll handle my shit head-on. I can do it. My problem isn't really that bad anyway compared to most others in here.

Good luck to everyone with the truly fucked up issues. Looking forward to the final confessions. Hope there is some juicy stuff!
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Everything I received in the first week has been posted. I don't think I received it.

Level of "interesting" has no bearing on what's posted. Everything gets posted unless it is illegal, proven to be false, or is just whining about people like the mods.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Everything I received in the first week has been posted. I don't think I received it.

Level of "interesting" has no bearing on what's posted. Everything gets posted unless it is illegal, proven to be false, or is just whining about people like the mods.
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No worries. I fucked up somehow then. Good work on the thread I always like these. Maybe next year if I'm still struggling haha. I think I'll work it out on my own though.
 
worst confession for me was the incest dude.

He wrote that he knows it's wrong but he was almost bragging about how good sex felt with his sister. That shit fucked up.

KKK teacher is next.

Then the rotten cum dead fruit flies on dick dude. You straight up nasty son.
 
My confession never showed up and I'm totally okay with that

cpp_is_king said:
It was also fake as hell. The writing style is almost exactly what you would see out of some stupid fanfic
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I kinda feel like people severely overestimate people's writing ability when they say this
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Okay. That's all for now. I have some special ones saved up for tomorrow. You all have until:

11:59 PM PACIFIC STANDARD TIME TONIGHT to get any last minute confessions to me. Anything after that, we'll see it next year. If I receive anything else, I'll post it tonight before beddy-time.

If you sent me a confession today or over the last couple of days, it'll likely be up later tonight or tomorrow.
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This must mean I'm "special" :D

No, can't be as I never fucked a family member or cheated or have some weird fetish.
 
Dear Penthouse...

It all began 3 years ago when we all met, we became really close friends, A, B, C and me. Everyone was around 27 years old.
A was drop dead gorgeous, seriously sexy, amazing body and likable character, super religious and a tad discriminatory towards gay people.
B was roommate of B and she was hot too but not at the level of A.
C was pretty too and my best friend at the time.

During those 2 years we all had relationships with other people, A was engaged, and we all gave support to everyone if someone needed it. It really was a nice period of our lives.
Anyway, around one year and half of us being friends, A broke up the engagement she had. I was attracted to her (like pretty much any male that saw her) but I was able to maintain it under control and I was seeing other women too. When she broke up with her ex, I started to change my attitude towards her but A seemed she had me in the friendzone for good. B and C knew what was going on.

Anyway one day I was in a party with my friends and A texted me and asked if I we can meet up and drink some tequila with B and C at my place (something that we used to do 3 times a week, so to me is business as usual) I reply "I'll be there in 30 min", she replied "no, take one hour, I need to get ready". I said "ok" but is was weird because she never said anything like that before, we have seen her without make up and wearing pajama and she lived one block away with B.
Anyway, I arrived at my place and C was with B drinking (they had the key to my place, it was normal for us) but A was not in sight. B told me A needed more time to arrive but she didn’t know why. Some minutes later A arrives but she was wearing one supper tight black dress, stockings (on a hot day)and all that, we all look at each other surprised because no one was wearing something similar and she looked extremely hot. We started to drink tequila and having fun and getting drunk, after some time I noticed A was giving me the looks and I was fucking excited about that, I tried to approach her but she refused and said out loud "I can’t do this to B", B looked in horror, I didn’t know that B had a crush on me, but B answered back "is ok, you can fool around with her, is just a crush", A in an EXTREMELY seductive way, looking at B said "even in front of you?", B just nodded. C and I were frozen not knowing what to say, but A didn’t wait for an answer, she went towards her bend over and kiss her and start touching her. C was next to B and A put her fingers on C's mouth and C started to touch A too. I was just there, watching in awe all of that, I couldn’t fucking believe it, I was in total shock. A was ordering around B and C," do this, suck that, move faster" without any of them batting an eye. I was drinking tequila enjoying the view, after a while I was in there too but fucking only A, but A said something like "the others too" and I starting fucking B.

Anyway, A was pretty much in charge all the time, and at one point C was sucking A meanwhile A put my belt around B's neck and started pulling it hard and asphyxiating her while she was sucking me. To this day, I have never come as hard and intense as that time . I wont go into more details because they are borderline pornographic.

After that night, B moved away in less than a week and never talked to us again, C became lesbian exclusively and A and I dated for 3 months but I had to break up with her because she became totally crazy in a bad way. She later moved to another country and got married in less than 2 months and has a baby now and keeps posting discriminatory things towards gay people.

None of us talks to each other now, all because that night. If I was given the opportunity to go back in time and chose friendship over that night, probably I would still chose that night, which makes me feel a bit of a jackass but really, it was one hell of a night.
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Is it possible to be both transgender and transphobic?

TBH, I sometimes wonder if there is some kind of middle point between cis and trans. It like, I know I'm a guy. There is no question that I'm a guy . I don't feel dysphoric about my body. I'm certainly a man. It's a fact.

But sometimes I feel like I shouldn't be. It more like an intrusive thought that a persistent reality. It pops up at the oddest time. Like when I have to fill out a form that asks my gender. Or when I have to go to public restroom. There is often, not always but frequently, an extra half-second of deliberation that I suspect most cis people don't have. "Oh. Right. Male." And sometimes I'll look in the mirror and think 'that's not right'. But I can shake it off, look again, and everything seems fine. It unnerving, but no where near as bad as the stories I've heard from people with dysphoria. No depression, no self loathing. Aside for those occasional flashes, I'm fine.

It's like I feel as though should be a woman. But I'm not, so that's that.

In high school, I did dabble in cross-dressing. I had a reputation of something of a goof-off among my peers, so I didn't get much harassment for this. 'Oh of course [confessor] is wearing a skirt. That guy will do anything for a laugh!' And you know maybe I was funnier when I wore a dress. As cliche as it sounds, it felt right. Maybe people were responding to that newfound confidence i projected. I had even given myself a female name.

I don't remember why I stopped. Once I started college it just seemed like it was time to stop pretending.

So aside from those occasional hiccups where I have to remind myself I'm a guy, life was pretty 'normal'. Fast forward 20 years. I read a random story on some site about a school in Brazil allowing trans students to dress in uniforms that match their gender identity. I haven't been actively following trans issues world wide, but still, good news is good news. I was happy for them. There was a image attached to the article, of a transwoman shot from the back with what would be called a masculine frame, who nonetheless was wearing a female uniform and heels. It was a perfectly innocuous image, and may not have actually been taken for this article specifically.

For some reason this simple image infuriated me. I felt a rush of irrational anger at this poor woman half a world away who had done nothing to me and certainly didn't deserve it. The suddenness and intensity of it freaked me out. I tried to make sense of it later when it had passed and couldn't. That just wasn't like me at all. It not like this is the first time I ever read news about trans issues, or seen a trans person. Heck, I've frequently lurked in the trans thread right here on GAF.

Then the media explosion around Catelyn Jenner happened. And the anger came back. Less intense, but it was still there. And I still didn't get it.

After some time, a thought occurred to me. Could I be envious? Here were two people actively living their lives with bravery while I sit in some weird limbo where I tell myself, no stupid your not trans your totally a guy, stop kidding your yourself and quit lurking on r/transspace. People have real problems dealing with this stuff they don't need you and your cis privilege stinking up the place.

Or am I just a closet transphobe who thinks he's a good person because he occasionally reblogs something from a trans site and donated to the My Trans Health kickstarter.

I honestly don't know.
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Self loathing tied together with gender identity/sexuality is nothing new.

You're gonna have to figure out what makes you happy. Keeping it all in isn't gonna help you.
 
Salamando said:
Is there a difference between eating booty and tossing a salad? And what is it called when you eat chicken nuggets with honey mustard off of a girl's booty? I need to know...for reasons.
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What? Dinner out of someone's ass? That sounds disgusting. Food is supposed to come out from there already digested, not ready to eat.

On a kinda related note, I was amazed to find out what "tossed salad" meant, as that was the name of a level in Jazz Jackrabbit 2.
 
RionaaM said:
What? Dinner out of someone's ass? That sounds disgusting. Food is supposed to come out from there already digested, not ready to eat.

On a kinda related note, I was amazed to find out what "tossed salad" meant, as that was the name of a level in Jazz Jackrabbit 2.
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innocence shattered!
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
TRIGGER WARNING



That is harrowing.
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Wow... ;_: I'm not sure what else I can say here honestly.

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
The Struggle Is Real



The worst part of this is that there are no jokes coming to me.
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At least you didn't shit yourself on a train after leaving College early due to being ill or anything <.< *coughs*

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Death Dreamer returns with another confession:



Hey man, you were fully within your rights to punch that motherfucker in the face. I'm glad nothing worse happened. Nevertheless, that is a goddamn violation.
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Yeah, well done on smacking him one. That is pretty... urgh. Glad your girlfriend realized how serious it was. :/

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
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Hahaha :D

Dio said:
To be fair, he's not alone. You should see some of the sheer venom I've seen regarding Indivisible offsite. Everything from shitting on Mariel for a twitter comment to saying 'this game's so expensive because they live in LA, why don't they just fucking move somewhere not so expensive' to whining about them pandering to SJWs to calling Mike Z "Kike Z" and saying LZ is pretending to be poor because of 'Skullgirls profit'.
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None of this surprises me.

Btw for next year, if anyone wants an anonymous e-mail site to use, try:

http://www.anonymousfeedback.net/send-anonymous-email.html

I used it and both of mines got posted. (Just posting it in case yours didn't get posted because it never got through :). Assuming this website is still around next year of course lol - should have posted it earlier but oh well.)
 
TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared said:
No.
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Anyway, don't worry about making people sad. Reading kinky things is one of the selling poitns of this thread, but it is more like a support group to talk about our problems and getting some help. If people were sad, then that means they empathized with you and tried to uplift you.
I wish you all the best and that everything turns out right for you, whichever your confession was ;)
 
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