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[RionaaM]

Man, what a ride this thread has been. I couldn't have asked for a better last page: someone discovering their biological dad, while having a good life; the hopeless romantic realizing he has to be himself and not obsess over the girl he likes; Soulfucker posting an actually entertaining piece of fanfiction (I'm not a fan of him, but don't despise his confessions either); someone embracing his sexuality and his wife supporting him (you are so brave and she is so awesome), plus giving out some great advice; some funny, but not-so-innocent story about The Good Dinosaur (you should totally go see it again and pay attention, it's pretty good!); and last but not least, a video game fan who's studying something they love and plan on becoming a games developer, while being grateful for the support he got through different forums and communities.

Can't wait for next year. Thank you so much, confessors, for all the joy, sadness, fear, disgust and anger you brought upon us; thank you too, fellow confessees (or whatever's the term for "person being confessed to", by which I mean everyone reading this thread) for keeping the thread alive with your commentaries; and a big thank you to NTGYK and CesspoolofHatred for reading every confession, leaving out the fakes or illegal ones, posting them and keeping an updated index of each one, basically making this entire thing possible.

Heh.. You quoted dreamcastmaster and asked if he even lived after he said he's special, so i thought you were refering to the lifetime from dreamcast, i giggled. It's ok, maybe you're unknowingly funny.

Spoiler

This wasn't even funny right, i have a bad taste

I... yes, of course, that's totally what I meant, hahaha. I was making a clever joke at the expense of the Sega Dreamcast, indeed!


You give me too much credit. I wish that was actually true, as it would have been a good joke, but no, I didn't remember the console at all

 

[Miles Quaritch]

My first year reading confessions.

You did good, NTGYK. Somewhere out there, Hannibal is tipping his glass to you...

 

[ShinRPGamer]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and only from this monitor.

A brother fucking his own sister.
The chronicles of a guy who fucks souls.
Scumbag assholes fucking over their coworkers and students.

All those moments, lost in time... like... a shallow reference to a movie on a video game forum. Time to die.

 

[DarthWoo]

Hmm, guess the anonymous emailer I used must not actually send anything.

 

[MCN]

This has been one hell of a Confessember. Thank you for your hard work, NTGYK and CesspoolOfHatred.

 

[Pinewood]

I have an exam tomorrow that I should study for but Im here.

 

[doop_]

That was fun, gonna send a confession next year.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Hmm, guess the anonymous emailer I used must not actually send anything.

it might have gotten lost in his spam email. I used one that sent it out with a delay in hours, seems to have worked.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I have an exam tomorrow that I should study for but Im here.

Good choice.

 

[Endruen]

Wow, thank you RionaaM for saying that Soulfucker told a RP story in his last confession. I don't know how, but I managed to read all the replies to users and missed the actual confession

 

[SmackAttack]

NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2015 - The year of attempting to justify incest, cheating, and racism. Also "fetishes" and general assholery.


Great job again, NTGYK. Glad you made it through.

 

[Rest]

Alright, so:

Table of Contents

Cesspool has put everything on here. You wanna find something quickly, that's the way to do it.

Is there a list of non anonymous confessions? I tend to skim these threads, so I've probably missed a lot of them.

 

[JoeNut]

Great job NTGYK, another great year! Sister fucker is my winner, with racist teacher second. Gg

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Is there a list of non anonymous confessions? I tend to skim these threads, so I've probably missed a lot of them.

Sorry, non-anonymous confessions aren't tracked. Just becomes way too messy.

 

[RionaaM]

Wow, thank you RionaaM for saying that Soulfucker told a RP story in his last confession. I don't know how, but I managed to read all the replies to users and missed the actual confession

Haha, you're welcome! For some reason NTGYK posted his confessions separating the two parts, which is kinda weird since the beginning/introduction seems to be in the proper confession, and that appears after the replies.

NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2015 - The year of attempting to justify incest, cheating, and racism. Also "fetishes" and general assholery.

Great job again, NTGYK. Glad you made it through.

Metal Gear Solid: Twins' Snakes (and the sequel, Sons of Sexual Liberty)
Brothers: Sex Tale of Two Sons
Brothers in (Each Other's) Arms
Super Smash Bros (and Sis)


...in my defense, I'm bored in the bathroom right now.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Can we call the KKK Confessor KKKonfessor?

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Can we call the KKK Confessor KKKonfessor?

 

[SmackAttack]

Haha, you're welcome! For some reason NTGYK posted his confessions separating the two parts, which is kinda weird since the beginning/introduction seems to be in the proper confession, and that appears after the replies.


Metal Gear Solid: Twins' Snakes (and the sequel, Sons of Sexual Liberty)
Brothers: Sex Tale of Two Sons
Brothers in (Each Other's) Arms
Super Smash Bros (and Sis).

This one got me.

 

[ShyMel]

Whew gotta read through some more in the middle of the thread, but it's already entertaining. Also glad that I was able to get my confession in.

 

[Steeped in a Sea of Games]

I'm using my first post as a Neogaf member to say thanks for the thread! It kept me warm throughout the fall's chill. Nothing like cuddling up to a tablet, a cup of cocoa, a toasty blanket, and reading about others cuddling up to their sister.

 

[maomaoIYP]

Great job NTGYK and CesspoolofHatred!
Also loved the last few confessions which ended on a (much needed) uplifting note.

My favourite confession this year has to be sister fucker. You rock dude.

Spoiler

I don't have a sister

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Will El ronito return?

The year is gone. No cumfessor to be found.

It was fun though.

I wonder how many PMs did gaiges receive though after her post.

Ron's outta the game, yo. This our world now.

 

[TheOGB]

Wives can be a pain... But when you got a good one, hold on for dear life.





Bloody excellent, bud. I'm happy for you, and I hope other people take this to heart.

Now that's a feel-good confession right there. Good shit Bi Guy.

And so ends another year of debauchery, misery, incest, and soul fucking. Nice job NTGYK and Cesspool! You too GAF, you bunch of crazy sister fucking racist weirdos.

 

[Boogalogist]

Thanks to NTGYK for this year's thread. See you folks next year!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Can we call the KKK Confessor KKKonfessor?

We do!

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Helluva beast job from NTGYK and CesspoolofHatred again. What a wild ride this year. I hope us, as a community, have provided these confessors some great advice and for some of them to keep on going. I also hope that the shittiest of confessors get their asses bit by karma, especially you KKK teacher.

Remember GAF, do not stick your dick in a rotten sex toy filled with fruit flies and poo on your bed.

See you all, hopefully, again next year confessors!

 

[CreepingFear]

This was a very interesting thread. I found it fairly late in the game. Will definitely check out the previous years.

 

[Dad]

some of y'all are fucked

 

[Admiral Woofington]

some of y'all are fucked

like sisters

 

[Retsudo]

some of y'all are fucked

like sisters

Or brothers.

 

[Falcs]

Or brothers.

Or souls.. apparently..

 

[Son Of D]

Well I only just noticed that mine was posted a couple of weeks back, except like 1 person replied to it.

Kinda discourages me posting one next year to be honest.

 

[Dad]

Or souls.. apparently..

or cum and fruit fly encrusted fleshlights

is there anything some of you wont try to put a dick in

 

[Admiral Woofington]

or cum and fruit fly encrusted fleshlights

is there anything some of you wont try to put a dick in

a box

 

[TangerineCloud]

There goes another year of great confessions. I'm already looking forward to November 2016. Good job, NTGYK.

I'm glad so many people got a laugh out of mine. I've never been (and never will be) able to tell that story in real life, for obvious reasons.

 

[Retsudo]

a box

Or a stuffed Simba.

Son of D, im sorry. Maybe it got lost in the madness?

 

[Pharaun]

Confessember is a hell of a drug, it's just barely over and I wish it was next November already.

Public Confession: I'm quite possibly the most boring man on the planet, maybe next year I'll have something interesting to confess.

 

[Professor Beef]

Well I only just noticed that mine was posted a couple of weeks back, except like 1 person replied to it.

Kinda discourages me posting one next year to be honest.

Mine had a few people reply to it. Mine is more popular!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Well I only just noticed that mine was posted a couple of weeks back, except like 1 person replied to it.

Kinda discourages me posting one next year to be honest.

Ideally I wanted people to respond to every confession. I was trying to pace them so that would happen, but stuff always falls through the cracks.

 

[Kawl_USC]

Well I only just noticed that mine was posted a couple of weeks back, except like 1 person replied to it.

Kinda discourages me posting one next year to be honest.

Mine had exactly zero responses besides NTGYK's token response, so head up buddy, you did better than me!

And even if people didn't comment, I'm sure they read it.

 

[GrizzNKev]

Mine got a whole page but ultimately I don't feel any better about it.

 

[mhayes86]

Welp, I guess I can finally close this tab after refreshing this thread every night for the past month. This was my first year experiencing Confessember and it's been a hell if a ride! Maybe next year I'll take the plunge and actually submit something.

 

[Jackben]

Well I only just noticed that mine was posted a couple of weeks back, except like 1 person replied to it.

Kinda discourages me posting one next year to be honest.

You posted for the attention? Seems like that's the problem right there.

 

[NeOak]

wow, Fiction requesting ERP.

damn.

 

[Milksheikhs]

I'm am sooo looking forward to hearing an update from Impregnator next year. That guy has no clue what he's in for.

 

[GovtPlates]

Self loathing tied together with gender identity/sexuality is nothing new.

You're gonna have to figure out what makes you happy. Keeping it all in isn't gonna help you.

I know we're celebrating the end of the thread, but confessor, you don't have to be either a man or woman. Look into nonbinary identies like agender, genderqueer, bigender, genderfluid.

 

[spawnsniper]

Good job!!!!!

I wonder how many MODS confessed this year.

 

[Retsudo]

I'm am sooo looking forward to hearing an update from Impregnator next year. That guy has no clue what he's in for.

Seeing the way his confessions went, this next year for him should be something else.

 

[Sagely]

If we get a confession that's along the lines of "My friend and I spent a year plotting revenge on the guy who cheated and got both of us pregnant, framed him for a crime and ran off to raise our children together with all his money" then I will absolutely assume it's one of Impregnator's girlfriends.

 

[FallingEdge]

Hey.

I'm bored

dibs on Vegeta.