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I was weak, eggnog and bourbon, numbing the pain of wife and child separation 😫
I was weak, eggnog and bourbon, numbing the pain of wife and child separation 😫
I know this pain all too well brother...I was weak, eggnog and bourbon, numbing the pain of wife and child separation 😫
I got my gf a wonderful soft warm robe for Christmas, and half jokingly suggested I would tie her to the bed with the waist thing you tie the robe closed with....to my (non) surprise, she straight up said yes, do that. No reading or semi embarrassed joking. Just a straight answer. I kind of figured she'd be into it based on past events. Time to do some research. Any tips?
Thankstry choking her too
merry christmas
Met GSP yesterday, really nice guy, shorter then I pictured.
Next time ask the bartender for two dashes of bitters on a lemon and then put some sugar on it. Fastest way to get rid of hiccups I've found.Ok. Finally got rid of them by yelling at the moon.
But why is everything in 3D?!?!
Just finished a 14% 16oz stout by myself. Woulda been half but my SO didn't like it so I drank two halves. Just watched Elf. Great Christmas movie.
Edit: I was just informed by by my SO that it was a 22oz bottle and she did like it, she just didn't feel like drinking it.
Food processor, knife set, baking steel and some Fred perry. How about you? I hope you got alcohol lol because that's all I wanted and instead now I have a 60-70 pound steel sheet to lug home lololololMerry Christmas, guys and gals🎄🎅
What did you all get?
👍shut up
So far I got money, all Beatles albums and a cool Seth Sentry beanie from my gf(the whole time I thought she would actually buy the Undertale shirt).Food processor, knife set, baking steel and some Fred perry. How about you? I hope you got alcohol lol because that's all I wanted and instead now I have a 60-70 pound steel sheet to lug home lolololol
Scotch all day. About to meet the prettiest Filipina for more drinks after a siesta time nap. Living in Japan bitches... got laid last night, staying on my A game. Money over fist, can't stop this Loco train and my blue eyes are ice while my whisky on the rocks dilutes the same. White boy with the bars baby, new age Elvis, life treats me unfairly when comparisons are made... because they lesser.
This accapella freestyle summarizes my life right now.
Watch out. We've got a cool guy over here.Scotch all day. About to meet the prettiest Filipina for more drinks after a siesta time nap. Living in Japan bitches... got laid last night, staying on my A game. Money over fist, can't stop this Loco train and my blue eyes are ice while my whisky on the rocks dilutes the same. White boy with the bars baby, new age Elvis, life treats me unfairly when comparisons are made... because they lesser.
This accapella freestyle summarizes my life right now.
Watch out. We've got a cool guy over here.