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New drunk. Thread. Hahahah fuuuuuuu.

Meesh

Member
O god lord I am so wasted that one of female bartenders drove me home

and I asked her to dump her boyfriend and be with me

jesus christ awkward
No, no, no... not awkward. Honest!!! Be your honest drunken self. Like me tonight...although...I'm seeing someone long distance right now which kinda sucks... but truthfully this post is purely cheap whisky driven and I'm probably drunk as fuck lol. It's OK.... I'm of the belief us intoxicated folk will find complete equilibrium... a zen...an epiphany of life's happiness. Lol. If I'm not drunk I don't know who is. Peace everyone... have a blessed night.
 

Meesh

Member
Oh my flipping lordy jeezus... it's only hitting me now how loaded I am!!!! Fuuuuuuck.... any movie, anime, life suggestions? Lol ....... I'm pretty much a lone, lonely, loner looking for meaning...
 

The Ummah

Banned
Oh my flipping lordy jeezus... it's only hitting me now how loaded I am!!!! Fuuuuuuck.... any movie, anime, life suggestions? Lol ....... I'm pretty much a lone, lonely, loner looking for meaning...

Life suggestion: stop whatever you are doing currently, and fucking DANCE!
 

Meesh

Member
Life suggestion: stop whatever you are doing currently, and fucking DANCE!
LOL I read this the other day... but couldn't. I was too worried if the neighbours would hear me slam banging into everything. Although the thought of my neighbours being their usual sour self made me smile lol....
 

BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick
First time watching this movie as an adult. I watched it as a kid, being caught up in the comic aspect of the childrens perspective. But Goddamn relating to the parents, as an adult and the parents narrative thread. This movie.
 
I left my keys for my place in my room when I went to buy cigarettes and had to sleep in my car which I had, unwisely but luckily, left unlocked
 

hoggert

Member
its tempting but there isn't any games im interested in yet
tbh most of the games i'm interested in would be WiiU ports i haven't played since fuck the wiiU thou lol
 

Sami+

Member
Yo I had a lot to drink but dang apparently not as much as my gf. She's throwing up rn and I'm taking care of her, getting some Denny's bcuz even tho we both know it's garbo it's still good enough when ur drunk 🙃

How're ya'll
 

Meesh

Member
So... my new GF said she'd only watch an anime with me if it's "porn" as in Hentai. I don't watch Hentai... is this a trap drunk Gaf??? Feels like a gawddamn trap to me!!!???
 
I'm slightly buzzed from Russian Standard and some really mediocre stout beer and I'm at a friend's house and everyone is asleep but I'm super awake fuck
 
So... my new GF said she'd only watch an anime with me if it's "porn" as in Hentai. I don't watch Hentai... is this a trap drunk Gaf??? Feels like a gawddamn trap to me!!!???
I remember the good old days of 2012 when I typed f in the address bar of my girlfriend's laptop and it was full of links for fakku. Just go for it haha
 

Meesh

Member
But Zelda on the toilet though. And the Wii U is awesome an is the only console you can play Wonderful 101 on.
Hmmm.... I'll trust you... guess I'll have to look for recommendations lol.
Edit: I'm so drunk I quoted the wrong post!!! Lol
I remember the good old days of 2012 when I typed f in the address bar of my girlfriend's laptop and it was full of links for fakku. Just go for it haha
That's the one I wanted!... OK... I'll trust you, I guess....
 

hoggert

Member
I have that game I've only played a couple hours of it. It's cool. Like a gba game.
Funny thing is, after I posted that I got an email the game went on sale lol
I should pick up that, stasis and lady killer in a bind (finally I even made a fucking thread for it) but nier is next week 💀💀💀
 
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Deleted member 22576

Unconfirmed Member
That's a really great game, though I think I preferred Nioh more.

Still need to play Bloodborne but I need to cool off on that style of game for a bit. Yakuza 0 rules.

Yeah, I really want Nioh. Horizon as well.

Well, I really want my headset. Its literally the only thing I can think about these days.


Got to see quite a bit of A Night in the Woods this week as my GF played it. It seemed really good, it made her cry a few times. Always nice to see the power of videogames working on a loved one.
 
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Deleted member 22576

Unconfirmed Member
when you dont put any points into health i dark souls and only have a big green bar and youre like dang its like what the fuck drinkin beer and pressin circle whilst dodging a slice
these hooded shorty motherfuckers gangin my shit

ive got 29.9% equip load for the fastest movest
cloranthy rang blang endurance uuup
grass shield smokin grass endurance uuuup
flynns ring givin extra damage based on low equip load
havels ring to give me the low percentange moveset

sadly havels ri doesnt affect flynns ring, that ring only operates off the total equip load not the percentage, but with havels i was able to get my load under control. my load is hard to control.

sometimes ur too drunk to press circle
 
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