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New EGM scores tomorrow?

Society said:
I wish Digital EGM came in the same week as the other subscribers. Get with the times EGM!

I tend to get the digital issue about a day or two after the scores have been posted. :)



PS: OK no more peeking in this thread for me. I wanna see (and read) the reviews myself.
 

Mrbob

Member
Another batch of rumored scores have leaked out from Mr TSC TSC himself:

HALO2 10 10 1O
METROID 9 10 9
GTA 9.5 10 10
SUPER MARIO DS 8 8 7.5
MGS3 9 9 9.5
POP2 9 9 9

GOTY MORONS

No one issue has seemed to show up yet so we'll see how true this is. But the guy is usually hit or miss. So either these are probably all right or all wrong!
 
skip said:
reirom am wrong.

This reirom has got to be a fake. How can anyone screw up such basic verb conjugation? Learning to conjugate the word "is" was probably the first thing he learned in English class.
 

Kon Tiki

Banned
Hey Skip. Is this holiday issue like those old EGM buyers guides? Where you 'rate' the systems too.

Hammy said:
This reirom has got to be a fake. How can anyone screw up such basic verb conjugation? Learning to conjugate the word "is" was probably the first thing he learned in English class.

English classes? :lol
 

Wario64

works for Gamestop (lol)
If the GTASA score is right, that means I correctly predicted the GTASA review scores for IGN, Gamespot AND EGM. Exactly to the tenth digit
 

Solid

Member
Wario64 said:
If the GTASA score is right, that means I correctly predicted the GTASA review scores for IGN, Gamespot AND EGM. Exactly to the tenth digit
You are the new reirom!
 

J2 Cool

Member
Bastards, I read this whole thread expecting at some point the real scores. Should have known. I can't believe this until I get an actual scan of the magazine.

Still, I predict MGS3 a surprise gotm
 

J2 Cool

Member
deadlifter said:
we already know the scores for game informer and you're not supposed to post scans.

i just want proof the guy has the mag, maybe a scan of the name "Holiday Issue" in the bottom right corner
 
Ninja Scooter said:
am i seriously in a FOUR PAGE thread about ANTICIPATING EGM scores? I fear for the gaming forum. This is pretty pathetic.
No, you're now in the SIXTH PAGE of this ongoing godforsaken thread. :-\
 

vireland

Member
Bastards, I read this whole thread expecting at some point the real scores.

I'm sure someone will post them all, but here's the ones people have been ragging/lying/complaining about:

GODZILLA SAVE THE EARTH 6.0, 4.5, 5.5
FIGHT CLUB 2.5, 3.0, 2.0

Okay, kidding...here's the popcorn titles:
MGS3 9, 9.5, 10
NFSU2 8, 9, 8
GOTM TIE GTASA 10,10,10
GOTM TIE HALO2 10,10,10
METROID P2 9, 9, 10
 

BuddyC

Member
vireland said:
I'm sure someone will post them all, but here's the ones people have been ragging/lying/complaining about:

GODZILLA SAVE THE EARTH 6.0, 4.5, 5.5
FIGHT CLUB 2.5, 3.0, 2.0

Okay, kidding...here's the popcorn titles:
MGS3 9, 9.5, 10
NFSU2 8, 9, 8
GOTM TIE GTASA 10,10,10
GOTM TIE HALO2 10,10,10
METROID P2 9, 9, 10
Nice cop out there EGM ;)
 

skip

Member
vireland said:
I'm sure someone will post them all, but here's the ones people have been ragging/lying/complaining about:

GODZILLA SAVE THE EARTH 6.0, 4.5, 5.5
FIGHT CLUB 2.5, 3.0, 2.0

Okay, kidding...here's the popcorn titles:
MGS3 9, 9.5, 10
NFSU2 8, 9, 8
GOTM TIE GTASA 10,10,10
GOTM TIE HALO2 10,10,10
METROID P2 9, 9, 10

wrong!


...OR ARE THEY?
 

vireland

Member
wrong!


...OR ARE THEY?

Believe me, I don't have the time to post fake crap. I was just taking a break from server-resurrection hell and noticed that we had the new EGM in the office. If I had the time, I'd post them all, but I need to get the server serving again so our website exists again! Ah, well, these should hold you until someone posts from their sub mag tomorrow. Back to work for me...
 

Mrbob

Member
TIE HAW HAW EGM BOMB BOMB I knew they would appease both MS and Rockstar. :lol

You forgot one last game though Vic, Ratchet and Clank 3!
 

skip

Member
vireland said:
Believe me, I don't have the time to post fake crap. I was just taking a break from server-resurrection hell and noticed that we had the new EGM in the office. If I had the time, I'd post them all, but I need to get the server serving again so our website exists again! Ah, well, these should hold you until someone posts from their sub mag tomorrow. Back to work for me...

don't mind me, just throwing rocks at the hive. :)
 

vireland

Member
hey, vic, why didn't you post the growlanser scores?

Well, there hasn't been much grousing about it duking it out for GoTM with Halo2 or GTASA, but sure:

Growlanser Generations 7,7,8

And since you must have a mag if I do, why don't you just post them all! ==)

I really must get back to work now.
 

ferricide

Member
vireland said:
Well, there hasn't been much grousing about it duking it out for GoTM with Halo2 or GTASA, but sure:

Growlanser Generations 7,7,8
oh, i'm just teasing. =)

And since you must have a mag if I do, why don't you just post them all! ==)
of course i do. i've had one since last week. but i work at ziff davis, so this is not a huge shock.

anyway vic's scores are legit, guys. GO CRAZY FUCK SHIT UP BREAK THINGS
 

duderon

rollin' in the gutter
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MP2 OWNED :(


still great scores all around. soooooo many good titles are going to get the shaft this holiday season.
 

Dead

well not really...yet
Nice MGS3 scores. I was thinking there might be a post MGS2 backlash and score in the 8s.
 
Quick trivia note - have that many 10's ever been given out in an issue of EGM before? Yikes.

I really wish I could see what is behind the 100% OMFG appeal of GTA:SA, since it's quickly turning into another flawed GTA3 retread for me, but whatever. I'll be too drugged up on MGS, MP2 and Half Life 2 to really care.
 
When does the mag come out, I've been looking forward to reading a review on MP2. Halo2 review I don't really care for, Bungie did a good job of keeping everyone on the hush hush about the Campaign. I don't won't to read anymore info about multiplayer.

MGS3 should be interesting as well, I want to know about the hand to hand combat, also the boss fights. Thats what I look forward to most of all.
 
For those that care, here's the expanded scores with the good/bad remarks:


Halo 2 10,10,10 (GOTM Tie)
Good:Story,Controls and multiplayer we'll be hooked on for months
Bad: A couple single player levels drag on a bit

Outrun 2 6.5 6.0 8.0
Good:Sliding sideways between two trucks at 168 mph
Bad:Getting slappped by the hussy riding shotgun when you lose

SVC Chaos SNK vs. Capcom 6.0 6.0 3.0
Good:Classic 2d feel with next gen online play
Bad:Nothing we haven't seen before


Need For Speed Underground 2 8.0 9.0 8.0
Good: Huge game, equally huge car customization options
Bad: Desperately hip faux street lingo, long load times

Xmen Legends 7.5 7.0 8.0
Good:Entertaining combat X-tras for the fans
Bad: Annoying loading before accessing your character menu

The Bards Tale 6.5 6.0 9.0
Good:Smarmy hero, cheeky story
Bad:Ultra-repetitive dungeons and combat

Fight Club 2.5 3.0 2.0 (Shame of the month)
Good:Much of the soundtrack is liscensed from the movie
Bad:The game is obviously unfinished

Lord of the Rings: The Third Age 7.0 7.0 5.0
Good:Lovely graphics, decent fighting system
Bad:No story...literally

Godzilla Save the earth 6.0 4.5 5.5
Good:Nails the godzilla vibe
Bad:plodding gameplay grows tedious

The urbz: Sims in the city 7.5 5.0 7.0
Good: Less drudgery, more sucking face
Bad:Still manages to feel repetitive at times

--Other Noteworthy Reviews--
GTA San Andreas 10 10 10 (GOTM)
Good:Gigantic world, limitless play variety, "Freebird"
Bad: Little janky at times

Ratchet Clank:UP your arsenal 9.0 9.0 10
Good:Strong mix of platforming and combat
Bad: Single player might be too short for some

Killzone 7.5 8.0 7.0
Good:Fantasitc presentation gets you all gung ho for action
Bad: the action's rough and unpolished

Metroid Prime Echoes 9.0 9.0 10
Good: Gorgeous graphics, plentiful secrets
Bad: Some overtly convoluted level design

Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater 9.0 9.5 10
Good: Gripping story, breathtaking graphics, tight controls
Bad:Camera problems, some wonky dialogue
 

SantaC

Member
Hitler Stole My Potato said:
For those that care, here's the expanded scores with the good/bad remarks:


Halo 2 10,10,10 (GOTM Tie)
Good:Story,Controls and multiplayer we'll be hooked on for months
Bad: A couple single player levels drag on a bit

Outrun 2 6.5 6.0 8.0
Good:Sliding sideways between two trucks at 168 mph
Bad:Getting slappped by the hussy riding shotgun when you lose

SVC Chaos SNK vs. Capcom 6.0 6.0 3.0
Good:Classic 2d feel with next gen online play
Bad:Nothing we haven't seen before


Need For Speed Underground 2 8.0 9.0 8.0
Good: Huge game, equally huge car customization options
Bad: Desperately hip faux street lingo, long load times

Xmen Legends 7.5 7.0 8.0
Good:Entertaining combat X-tras for the fans
Bad: Annoying loading before accessing your character menu

The Bards Tale 6.5 6.0 9.0
Good:Smarmy hero, cheeky story
Bad:Ultra-repetitive dungeons and combat

Fight Club 2.5 3.0 2.0 (Shame of the month)
Good:Much of the soundtrack is liscensed from the movie
Bad:The game is obviously unfinished

Lord of the Rings: The Third Age 7.0 7.0 5.0
Good:Lovely graphics, decent fighting system
Bad:No story...literally

Godzilla Save the earth 6.0 4.5 5.5
Good:Nails the godzilla vibe
Bad:plodding gameplay grows tedious

The urbz: Sims in the city 7.5 5.0 7.0
Good: Less drudgery, more sucking face
Bad:Still manages to feel repetitive at times

--Other Noteworthy Reviews--
GTA San Andreas 10 10 10 (GOTM)
Good:Gigantic world, limitless play variety, "Freebird"
Bad: Little janky at times

Ratchet Clank:UP your arsenal 9.0 9.0 10
Good:Strong mix of platforming and combat
Bad: Single player might be too short for some

Killzone 7.5 8.0 7.0
Good:Fantasitc presentation gets you all gung ho for action
Bad: the action's rough and unpolished

Metroid Prime Echoes 9.0 9.0 10
Good: Gorgeous graphics, plentiful secrets
Bad: Some overtly convoluted level design

Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater 9.0 9.5 10
Good: Gripping story, breathtaking graphics, tight controls
Bad:Camera problems, some wonky dialogue


thanks. YOu might want to post that in a new thread because of the comments.
 

Soul4ger

Member
Okay, I just got the issue, and I have to say, Patrick's review for Mario Tennis is absolutely AWFUL. The thing reads like he ripped some lines of of a press release; it's completely mechanical. And it's not even informative. It sounds like he didn't want to play the game, didn't want to write the review, and could care less, really. The score doesn't exactly match the review, either, but that's simply because he lists a bunch of features without actually commenting on them. Terrible, terrible. Thank God I didn't pay for this. :p
 

Soul4ger

Member
Speevy said:
Mario Tennis rocks. I don't know what problems people could possibly have with it.

I don't really care about the score, it's just an amateur-ish review. BORING. Really got under my skin.
 
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