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[Jest Chillin]

I like this ep a lot. The side plot of sabotage fell flat a bit but the primary plot of Nick and Jess being awkward and weird with each other just seemed to work for me. If you had told me that would be in this episode before I watched it I would've predicted being utterly annoyed but they surprisingly didn't go too far out into left field and it was cool to me.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

I like this ep a lot. The side plot of sabotage fell flat a bit but the primary plot of Nick and Jess being awkward and weird with each other just seemed to work for me. If you had told me that would be in this episode before I watched it I would've predicted being utterly annoyed but they surprisingly didn't go too far out into left field and it was cool to me.

I liked the episode as well. And I loved Nick taunting Jess with the gargling at the end. He knows he has her now.

 

[wenis]

Were nick and tran always holding pretzels.

 

[Blastoise]

^ No.

 

[RepairmanJack]

Winston was probably the funniest thing about this episode. "He's a male gigalo!" "We cut him with this knife!"

That and the old asian guy were really the only thing that made me laugh. Ok episode though.

 

[Blastoise]

A bear with hepatitis C.

 

[Linius]

And yet the spin move and the "I'm wearing Schmidt" should be giffed.

Loved this episode. That awkward scene when Nick 'asked' Jess out was wonderful. And Tran of course! :lol

 

[Shadow780]

I would like to pledge my hands on Zooey's allegiance.

 

[Linius]

Both hands so it's less awkward.

 

[Hot Coldman]

"Burn them! Burn them all!"

Schmidt is the best.

edit: oh god this episode is so awkward

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Well, they changed the actress that plays young Cece. Or is it just me?

 

[fluffydelusions]

Who do you think I am lady, I'm schmidt

 

[Bladenic]

Not sure how I felt about last week's. It was good but I'm kinda confused. Did they squash the Jess/Nick or is it still on? I think I need a rewatch.

 

[Salaadin]

Who do you think I am lady, I'm schmidt

Loved that.

I think that not knowing how to prank people is the best thing to happen to Winston.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

"Hello, Jew."
"Wassup. Nadia?"

 

[robotzombie]

okay, so does that girl have prosthetics on her face like Shmidt does whenever he's fat, or does she actually look like that, because I honestly couldn't figure it out.

And if it is prosthetics, then I'm assuming she'll "lose" the weight and become a love interest for Shmidt...

 

[Salaadin]

okay, so does that girl have prosthetics on her face like Shmidt does whenever he's fat, or does she actually look like that, because I honestly couldn't figure it out.

And if it is prosthetics, then I'm assuming she'll "lose" the weight and become a love interest for Shmidt...

That's the way she looks in real life.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Good episode, but felt like a setup for the end of the season. Everything will come to a head at the wedding.

And I feel now that Schmidt will not object at the wedding.

Spoiler

Casting spoilers already said Taylor Swift will do that.

Schmidt just wants Cece to be happy.

Two best burns tonight, both at Nick's expense:
"You look like a homeless pencil."
"Where are we going, Jane Lynch?"

 

[AngmarsKing701]

I lol'd so many times tonight. Great episode.

"Chavvy's a dog."

Edit: Oh, Jess and Nick on the phone, where Jess was asking Nick to get a pic of Chavron's junk and she was talking about having it next to something so they could determine the scale. Damn that had me rolling. "I'm not doing it, Jess. No way." "If you get it you can come home." "Okay I'll see you in 20 minutes."

 

[Hot Coldman]

"I'm Gerard Depardieu. Who do you think I am, I'm Schmidt!"

Glad Sadie's back, she's probably my favourite bit character.

 

[Linius]

The Jane Lynch comment so nailed it.

And Jess looked crazy hot in that dress at the party.

 

[Shadow780]

The Jane Lynch comment so nailed it.

And Jess looked crazy hot in that dress at the party.

Seriously Zooey's got some top tier cleavage this season, Cece better step it up!

 

[Linius]

Oh and three weeks no New Girl I noticed. For shame.

 

[Akahige]

That's the way she looks in real life.

oh shit her face looked so off though around the jawline

 

[Hot Coldman]

Oh and three weeks no New Girl I noticed. For shame.

...Fuck you, FOX.

 

[Jay Shadow]

...Fuck you, FOX.

That's how all networks work unless you're only running a half season.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Seriously Zooey's got some top tier cleavage this season, Cece better step it up!

"Say that to my

Spoiler

face

"

 

[Hot Coldman]

That's how all networks work unless you're only running a half season.

not really used to it

 

[Hot Coldman]

So, er, this is back tonight. And with an episode title like "Virgins", I expect some good shit.

I'll take some good Schmidt, also.

 

[Linius]

Finally. Will this be the finale or do we get another one after this?

 

[big ander]

Finally. Will this be the finale or do we get another one after this?

two more. finale is on the 14th.

 

[985boi]

LOL @ the lube scene!!

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Nick and Jess will hook up by the end of the episode. It must happen.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Zooey's cleavage. Yum.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

Zooey's cleavage. Yum.

I came here for this comment. I leave undisappointed

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Called it! Of course, anyone could call it.

Ruh Roh.

 

[Sallokin]

definitely need a .gif of Schmidt eating the popcorn all crazy what with E3 coming up and stuff.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Great episode.

The lube scene.
The ruh roh.
And Schmidt saying "Back when I was 200 lbs. heavier and accessing my penis was like searching for the remote control in the couch cushions."

ROFLMAO

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Great episode.

The lube scene.
The ruh roh.
And Schmidt saying "Back when I was 200 lbs. heavier and accessing my penis was like searching for the remote control in the couch cushions."

ROFLMAO

"The freshman 50. The sophomore 50. And the junior 100."

 

[jb1234]

Such a great episode, one of this show's best.

 

[wenis]

Schmidt's weight gain is looking natural... is he not doing this fat suit/makeup?

 

[Bladenic]

Didn't like Cece's story at all, was very weird and completely unbelievable.

Rest of the episode was amazing. Favorite scene was the quick cut to Winston and the prostitute in bed with him asking what she does for a living and her starting to cry.

And OMG at that ending. Fucking finally.

 

[Blastoise]

My favourite part:

 

[Shadow780]

I want to be under Zooey.

lmao young Winston cracks me up.

 

[Salaadin]

Great episode. Winston was really good (lol @ that gif above) and Nick was great, as usual. He looked so freaking funny as a teenager.
I also loved Schmidts "penis...vagina....penis...vagina" while doing that motion with each hand. So ridiculous.

 

[Linius]

Nice episode and what we all knew would happen finally happened.

Will make that Schmidt popcorn gif later.

 

[Aegus]

I knew it was coming forever, but still. I'm insanely jealous of Nick.

 

[Double D]

Nick on shrooms was great. Really that whole scene was great.

Also what's going to happen with Cece's wedding. It can't happen, right? I don't even care if her and Schmidt get back together, I just don't want her marrying that douchebag.

 

[Linius]

Also what's going to happen with Cece's wedding. It can't happen, right? I don't even care if her and Schmidt get back together, I just don't want her marrying that douchebag.

It will be M. Night Shyamalan moment of the season I guess

 

[Bladenic]

Nick on shrooms was great. Really that whole scene was great.

Also what's going to happen with Cece's wedding. It can't happen, right? I don't even care if her and Schmidt get back together, I just don't want her marrying that douchebag.

That guy is super nice lmao. I imagine Taylor Swift's character will have a big role, considering it's titled after her character. Maybe she's the one who says she opposes it or something? Idk.