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I don't wash the towel. The towel washes me.Season 2 Key art.
I don't wash the towel. The towel washes me.Season 2 Key art.
Season 2 Key art.
Not as exhausting as having to do it multiple times just for Chuck.Oh boy. One of my favorite shows ever. With one of my favorite actresses ever. Cannot wait for the new season. Last season was brilliant. God I hope Fox never fucks this one up. I don't want to have another online Twitter campaign for yet another show. Especially after the long Community and Cougar Town campaigns people just had this spring.
Season 2 Key art.
Wow. Way to make two of the most beautiful women on television right now look... like they aren't.
At least Schmidt looks beautiful.
Really the only thing that matters.At least Schmidt looks beautiful.
At least Schmidt looks beautiful.
He is wearing an uncharacteristic amount of clothes, though.
EW said:Ready for three pieces of New Girl season two casting news?
First and foremost: Zooey Deschanels new love interest on the show is going to be played by David Walton. The actor most recently starred in NBCs comedy Bent. Now hes landed a recurring role in season two of New Girl when Jess falls for a classic bad boy type. His character mistakes Jess for someone else, but she decides to go along with it anyway. Expect him to show up in New Girls premiere on Sept. 25.
Second bit o news: Actress Leslie Mann (Knocked Up) will guest star in the second season premiere. Shell play a shot girl whom Schmidt (Max Greenfield) hires to work his party celebrating the removal of his penis cast. (Finally got to use the term penis cast in a sentence.)
And last but not least: Rachael Harris (The Hangover) is returning to the show. Harris played the vice-principal of Jesss school in the first season and has now booked an appearance in season two as well.
Season 2 needs a serious increase of screen time for Nadia. Anyone whose vagina contains a right angle should be featured more.
Exactly.Shirtless or cardigan. The only two looks that Schmidt has.
She says Mick Mouse, not McMouse.You two are too right. I love Nadia. McMouse!
She says Mick Mouse, not McMouse.
"Mick Mouse" was only used in that captions. "McMouse" has been used universally, including the creators of the show, since the show aired with the "#McMouse" on the screen during the scene. McMouse is funnier.
Only a deaf or very hard-of-hearing person would interpret this as "McMouse". Not here for retcons.
Well he deserves it. He's the best character on the show next to Zooey. The rest are awesome too, but Schmidt is just something else. Chut-e-ney. God, time for a rewatch I think.Thank you, Abed! I agree on both your points. We should be talking about how Max Greenfield got an Emmy nomination for his role as Schmidt!
Before Jess was the new girl, there was Nick, Winston, Schmidt . . . and The Douchebag Jar.
Originally devised to do nothing more than alter Schmidt's wardrobe, hairstyle, and personality, the Douchebag Jar has become an apartment-wide phenomenon, forever changing the way douche-like behavior is viewed, policed, and penalized.
Compiled and annotated by Schmidt himself, The Douche Journals catalogs the jar's first years in existence. Every jar-worthy outfit, faux pas, and innuendo is captured exquisitely and for all time, transporting fans and scholars alike into the inner orbit of a master douche at the height of his powers. Comprehensive, unflinching, and fully illustrated, The Douche Journals delves deep into the annals of douchery.
So bought
Not that I know of outside of Hulu. I think Hulu has it.Is there any service streaming the first season of this show?
Oh, god. Carla Gugino is going to be in multiple episodes as Schmidt's new boss. But it is the description of what she is going to be like that is hilarious.
Who doesn't? And she is getting better with age. So gorgeous.That sounds amazing. I love Carla Gugino.