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New Hampshire Republicans teach 4th grade kids valuable life lesson...

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Blader

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Which is, to vote Democrat

Fourth graders from Lincoln Akerman School in Hampton Falls received a warm welcome at the State House last Thursday. They and their teacher, James Cutting, were guests in the Gallery.

That reception quickly turned chilly as students got a glimpse of the cold, harsh realities of politics in the Granite State.

In the spirit of learning by doing, students drafted a bill to learn the process of how a bill becomes law. They proposed House Bill 373, an act establishing the Red Tail Hawk as the New Hampshire State Raptor. Even though it passed through the Environment and Agriculture committee with a majority vote, some representatives were far from receptive.

Rep. Warren Groen, a Republican from Rochester said, "It grasps them with its talons then uses its razor sharp beak to basically tear it apart limb by limb, and I guess the shame about making this a state bird is it would serve as a much better mascot for Planned Parenthood."

That comment, considered offensive by many, was made while the fourth graders sat, watched and listened. The tough lesson didn't end there.

Rep. John Burt, a Republican from Goffstown said, "Bottom line, if we keep bringing more of these bills, and bills, and bills forward that really I think we shouldn't have in front of us, we'll be picking a state hot dog next."

In a 133-to-160 vote lawmakers killed the bill and perhaps the civic enthusiasm of some 9-and-10-year-olds.

http://www.nh1.com/news/nh-lawmakers-brutally-kill-4th-graders-bill-in-front-of-them/

Pick your battles, gentlemen.
 

jaypah

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But I'm all for a state hotdog.

Patton's Hot Sausage link with non-symmetrical government cheese slices is my pick for Louisiana.
 

Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
I suspect this is a healthier bill than what most Republicans bring to the floor.
 

Damaniel

Banned
They should have attached an anti-abortion rider to it. And tax cuts for the rich. And a sentence making Christianity the official state religion.

Disgusting, disgusting people. But we all know that already.
 

Viewt

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Pick Your State's Hot Dog would be a great thread. I vote for a Chicago red hot with celery salt, giardiniera, relish, onions and some neon yellow mustard for Illinois.
 

GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
You have a bunch of 4th graders getting their first exposure to the legislative process, and you decide the best response to their civic enthusiasm is to attack a completely unrelated non-profit, charitable entity in a smear campaign (imagine if you own a bakery, and some random legislator 3 states away decides to just slander you while talking about a sports stadium or something.), and relentlessly insult the 4th graders' actions as a waste of your time.

You are an asshole.
 

Wilsongt

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Par for the course for Republicans. I vaguely remember a news story where a kid wanted to introduce a bill in a red state wanting to make something the state soemthing. I don't remember what. Essentially the GOP went "Fuck you, kid, no."
 

GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
How dare they disregard such an important issue.

It's not about the issue, it's about how they acted like petty children with their planned parenthood comments and bullied 4th graders by telling them what they did was a waste of time and pointless.

The first is unprofessional and pathetic for someone in a government position to be doing (particularly a legislator)

The second is sending the absolute worst message you can about the civil process and democracy in action.
 

Damaniel

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It's not about the issue, it's about how they acted like petty children with their planned parenthood comments and bullied 4th graders by telling them what they did was a waste of time and pointless.

The first is unprofessional and pathetic for someone in a government position to be doing (particularly a legislator)

The second is sending the absolute worst message you can about the civil process and democracy in action.

These are the things that confirm what I've believed all belong - Republican legislators are sociopaths. It's impossible to have so little regard for actual humans (and children, at that) without a complete lack of empathy. Yet as bad as Republicans are, they still have ~50% support in this country for some reason (where 'some reason' is synonymous with 'Jesus').
 
Senator Whiplash, please restrain your service animal from giggling on the Senate floor.
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Par for the course for Republicans. I vaguely remember a news story where a kid wanted to introduce a bill in a red state wanting to make something the state soemthing. I don't remember what. Essentially the GOP went "Fuck you, kid, no."

A couple of weeks ago a kid wanted to make the Mammoth the state fossil but a Republican was offended by acknowledging a dinosaur. Just more normal clowny shit.
 

Hari Seldon

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I really want to run for state congress. I mean how much fucking off is that job? You get a pretty great paycheck to vote on state birds and shit.
 

Hahahahah what a dick. Quoting for the thread:

Then along came Representative John Burt, who thinks he has a great sense of humor. Burt announced that a constituent named "Big Chicken" sent him to speak. This was supposed to be funny because hawk, big chicken...okay, well it wasn't funny. He then went on to complain that NH has a 10 billion dollar budget we should be working on, and that if we keep bringing more of these bills forward, which we shoon't, we'll be having a state hot dog next. This is supposed to be funny, because Burt puts on a self-aggrandizing hot dog shindig every year on the State House lawn.
 

Ecotic

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This reminds me of the field trip I took in elementary school to the courthouse. The judge was unfriendly and told us he didn't ever want to see any of us again.
 
"It grasps them with its talons then uses its razor sharp beak to basically tear it apart limb by limb, and I guess the shame about making this a state bird is it would serve as a much better mascot for Planned Parenthood."

Aren't they voting for state raptor, though? This is behavior present in all raptors.
 
I really want to run for state congress. I mean how much fucking off is that job? You get a pretty great paycheck to vote on state birds and shit.

It sucks and is not worth it. In NH, I believe they aren't paid either. Unless you have career political aspirations or really care, it's a thankless job and you have to field annoying questions from people about youths grafitti on a park bench, potholes on random streets, and every manner of stupid shit all day.
 
Pick Your State's Hot Dog would be a great thread. I vote for a Chicago red hot with celery salt, giardiniera, relish, onions and some neon yellow mustard for Illinois.

You make me angry because this is not what a Chicago-style hot dog is. For one, its neon green relish, the mustard is not neon. Two, there's no giardiniera, that go on Italian Beef, also very popular in Chicago. Three, you forgot tomato wedges and the pickle spear. And finally, you have to indicate that it goes on a poppy seed bun.
 

GavinGT

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Apparently they also drafted a letter to Iran that said any changes made while the fourth grade class was in power would be undone once they move on to fifth grade.
 
It sucks and is not worth it. In NH, I believe they aren't paid either. Unless you have career political aspirations or really care, it's a thankless job and you have to field annoying questions from people about youths grafitti on a park bench, potholes on random streets, and every manner of stupid shit all day.

It was 19 (dollars, not 19k) a year when I was in High School here, so it might have gone up since then.
 

FelixOrion

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"It grasps them with its talons then uses its razor sharp beak to basically tear it apart limb by limb, and I guess the shame about making this a state bird is it would serve as a much better mascot for Planned Parenthood."

1) It's a raptor. That's what they do. Should the Bald Eagle not be our national bird?
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2) Jesus Christ. I haven't heard a more ham-fistedly poor conservative metaphor since I heard some crazy Rush Limbaugh-knock off radio host using Derek Jeter's accomplishments to attack Obama.

Also, these comments in the link are gold: "After voting down the bill, the legislators put gum in the children's hair and gave them atomic wedgies"
 

Viewt

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You make me angry because this is not what a Chicago-style hot dog is. For one, its neon green relish, the mustard is not neon. Two, there's no giardiniera, that go on Italian Beef, also very popular in Chicago. Three, you forgot tomato wedges and the pickle spear. And finally, you have to indicate that it goes on a poppy seed bun.

Haha, oh, I know what a Chicago style hot dog is. But I'm not a fan of tomato wedges and I prefer my pickle spear on the side. The poppy seed bun is fine, but I'm not super partial either way, to be honest. As for the neon thing, you're totally right. I always forget which one is "neon." They both KINDA are, though, if you think about it. :)
 

Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
How do you go from talking about a state raptor and end up with Planned Parenthood? That guy's got a hell of a mind.
 
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