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New Jurassic World movie will be Jurassic World: Rebirth. Official details released.
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GymWolf
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Still less stupid looking than endgame nerd hulk tbh.Yeah. They were supposed to be human/dinosaur super soldiers. The idea was so bad that they just scrapped it. They knew it was terrible and was too far gone from the original JP concept.
Here are some official concept art pictures to give you an idea of how bad this would have been.
Werewolf Jones
Member
The Jurassic World Trilogy is worse than the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy. Also drop the World line and go back to Park holyfuck.
Lukaku's First Touch
Member
Not that but them going to a place where the dinos roam free without random humans around does yes.
It sounds a bit like JP2 where they tried ro take dinos of the island and I loved JP2.
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GymWolf
Gold Member
From my understanding most dinos are dead so it's not gonna be a place full of dinos like jp2 island...
Vick
Gold Member
Sequel trilogy destroyed OG Star Wars, and every single thing Star Wars and its characters meant (while having damaging effects to the real world at the same time). Everything, all of it. It's a perversion of the entire thing. Not only pure trash, but a literal insult.
JW may have been trash as well, but was at least an 80's action movie to the core even down to its alpha male protagonists being ultimate badasses. And even that last one Dominion, fixed one of the biggest mistakes in the OG trilogy by having Alan and Ellie being a couple again.
It's not even close, no matter how bad the movies are. One is literally insulting and damaging and offensive, the other simply mediocre.
EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
There’s so many Jurassic park movies now I think that’s good thing scarlet is a huge edition to the cast, they have horror elements shuffling around with the way technology is it’s a very well standing franchise.
FunkMiller
Gold Member
That actually sounds like a vaguely sensible plot for a series that’s just got dumber and dumber.
Trilobit
Gold Member
The way they castrated him in that movie was insane. Professor Hulk is the most boring version of him.
If nothing else Edwards has a good sense of depicting scale, though not sure just how big a dino could be compared to Godzilla and AT-ATs. For all of the flaws of The Creator, it at least had a nice visual aesthetic.
Plot seems beyond dumb though. How could they possibly know about this "life saving drug" in any way that doesn't allow them to synthesize it just like they did for all the dinos?
Scarjo has a terrible track record for headlining a film though, she is a charisma suck best suited for a very specific type of va-va-voom role. Ali isn't much better in my opinion. Given how bland and dead-pan Edwards characters tend to be, I'm expecting this film to have the energy level of a 2 day old camp fire, barely smoldering embers. He needs some real scenery chewing drama queens to liven his films up.
Plot seems beyond dumb though. How could they possibly know about this "life saving drug" in any way that doesn't allow them to synthesize it just like they did for all the dinos?
Scarjo has a terrible track record for headlining a film though, she is a charisma suck best suited for a very specific type of va-va-voom role. Ali isn't much better in my opinion. Given how bland and dead-pan Edwards characters tend to be, I'm expecting this film to have the energy level of a 2 day old camp fire, barely smoldering embers. He needs some real scenery chewing drama queens to liven his films up.
GymWolf
Gold Member
Oh i don't know, his version in she hulk was somehow even worse.
Tertullian
Member
Also, I'm still mad they didn't name any of these movies "The Lost Park: Jurassic World"
ResurrectedContrarian
Suffers with mild autism
loooooool
when will we get back to the eye-candy woman like her being just the damn love interest in the story to actually suit her limited talents, instead of some kind of absurd super agent that no one believes
you know what movie cast her correctly?
Match Point, 2005
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Power Pro
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I think she pulled off Black Widow when she was a supporting character in larger scale movies. But yeah, she is not a leading action star by any means.loooooool
when will we get back to the eye-candy woman like her being just the damn love interest in the story to actually suit her limited talents, instead of some kind of absurd super agent that no one believes
you know what movie cast her correctly?
Match Point, 2005
Melon Husk
Member
Is this a The Lost World remagining, and she's Julianne Moore? Or more like JP3?
Right, everyone knows that JP1 is a thriller, not a monster movie. The dinos work when they're depicted as real animals not brainless movie monsters. And yet, Disney keeps making monster movies.
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DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
Umm... This isn't Disney...
BillMaxwell
Neo Member
I am also surprised that Scarlett said yes.
ResurrectedContrarian
Suffers with mild autism
The original JP is the only good one. It was a movie in the sense that none of the follow-ups have been. It had a narrative with interesting characters, a core theme and debate around it, plenty of scenes of just normal but solid filmmaking centered on dialogue, etc. The dinosaur threat was more of a backdrop and driver of the intense 1/3 of the movie where everything breaks down into survival, but it was put into a film with other moving parts which could stand on their own.
Futaleufu
Member
She married three times before 40
Vick
Gold Member
She begged to be involved with the franchise for 15 years.. JP was her childhood movie.
Pre-Casting/Rumors:
Now:
Ristifer
Member
Melon Husk
Member
It isnt?! Sure feels like it. I have not been paying attention to this franchise at all
I just assume Disney owns every franchise by default I guess.
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ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
Just make a Dino Crisis movie for fucks sake.
Shoot dinos and progress to the next scene.
Do something investigating [save point]
Shoot more dinos.
Shoot dinos and progress to the next scene.
Do something investigating [save point]
Shoot more dinos.
So you are saying there is a chance....
RoadHazard
Gold Member
No more World. Give me Park.
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
It's not his plot. He didn't have involvement with the screenplay.
David Koepp is on writing duties, which could go either way. His track record is hit and miss
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