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New Nintendo Switch game uses a toilet roll as a controller | VGC

No Paper! is available to download now from the Japanese eShop…

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As reported by Polygon, No Paper! Is a Japan-only puzzle-platformer title which was released on the Nintendo eShop this week.

Developed by SKT, the game requires players to use a Joy-Con controller placed inside of a toilet roll, which is then balanced on a sheet of cardboard and used to roll the in-game toilet roll through platform mazes using motion sensing.

The game features a narrative in which a Japanese salaryman discovers he’s run out of toilet paper. Players are therefore tasked with delivering the troubled worker with the much-needed sheets.

Although the game is not yet released in the West, users can still download it by making a Japanese user profile. You can read VGC’s guide to how to buy Switch eShop games from different regions for more.

 

[John Bilbo]

This is the future.

 

[daffyduck]

I thought Bidet Toilets were more common in Japan.

 

[nightmare-slain]

what a shit idea.

 

[Impotaku]

This is basically a similar idea of segas lets tap on wii where you placed a wiimote face down on a box and you tapped the box to control all the minigames. Good job this game didn't released in the pandemic where bog rolls were super scalped to hell & back lol.

 

[Deerock71]

This will sell dozens. DOZENS!

 

[MasterCornholio]

My dreams have come true.

 

[Kurotri]

The music isn't fitting at all lol

 

[Trunx81]

I thought Bidet Toilets were more common in Japan.

Ping Maiden Voyage

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I've got the cleanest bhole on neogaf AMA

 

[daffyduck]

This will sell dozens. DOZENS!

Oh c'mon, you can't post that without the gif:

 

[Gudji]

 

[Deerock71]

I've got the cleanest bhole on neogaf AMA

 

[MasterCornholio]

GOTY Baby!!!!

 

[93xfan]

And we didn’t get even have to wait until Switch 2 for this innovation

 

[John Bilbo]

I've got the cleanest bhole on neogaf AMA

what do you do with all the money you save not buying toilet paper and can you give me some

 

[Robb]

Who needs AAA games when we get gems like this?

 

[ReBurn]

The toilet rolls with spikes were terrifying

 

[Bo_Hazem]

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Do the Japanese use toilets?

I thought they used them as mini pools and they were in an eagle position.

 

[onQ123]

My dreams have come true.

The moment I looked up & seen who had posted this

 

[poppabk]

And we didn’t get even have to wait until Switch 2 for this innovation

This is the prototype for the switch 2. You were all trying to figure out the Switch 2 gimmick and it was staring you in the ass the whole time.

 

[MasterCornholio]

The moment I looked up & seen who had posted this

Do you have TP?

 

[feynoob]

what a shit idea.

Legend says that this idea was stained from the start. And the only way to remove it was a magical roll during a pandemic.

 

[onQ123]

Do you have TP?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

what do you do with all the money you save not buying toilet paper and can you give me some

I invest in potatoes. I will give you 1 potato.

 

[John Bilbo]

I invest in potatoes. I will give you 1 potato.

Well shit. If this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

 

[UnNamed]

Finally someone officially recognize joycons are shitty controllers.

 

[ResilientBanana]

This is the way.

 

[Saber]

Now you can literally play Switch on your bathroom.

 

[nkarafo]

She is dressed as if they are going to shoot her if she fails.

 

[Gamer79]

Love the Asian culture. Very different and fun.

 

[ZoukGalaxy]

I guess the next step will be to put it.... somewhere and play ¯\_(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)_/¯

 

[SportsFan581]

There are people with garages full of toilet paper right now that feel much better about their past decisions.

 

[bender]

This is why Japan is the best.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Every time a TP discussion comes up I’m so thankful to live in a country where bidets are standard home equipment. A bidet at full blast will sometimes make you forget TP is even a thing. Good thing I keep some rolls around for the occasional guest, I’d hate to miss out on this gem of a game.

 

[SmokedMeat]

Single Ply for hard mode?