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Fess said:
Not saying they all cut sugar lol, just talking about Phil. I wish I could find the stream, was just a small thing said inbetween segments, think it was Destin but not sure.

Either way people where I live has lost weight rapidly the last couple of years from popularized sugar free diets and concerns about diabetes.
Problem seems to be to keep the weight… They all swell up again in like a year.

I tried cutting sugar as well, I don't need it for weight but I can fall asleep after eating something sweet and wanted to check if it was blood sugar levels spiking. But I couldn't handle the temperament changes… 🤬😤👿 I made better metal though! 🎸🤘
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Never mind your sugar intake. I'm more concerned about what listening to Destin will do to your health.
 
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his ears look big

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His skin is looking fantastic for a 57 year old, looks like he has managed the pace of the drop well.
 
Fess said:
Not saying they all cut sugar lol, just talking about Phil. I wish I could find the stream, was just a small thing said inbetween segments, think it was Destin but not sure.

Either way people where I live has lost weight rapidly the last couple of years from popularized sugar free diets and concerns about diabetes.
Problem seems to be to keep the weight… They all swell up again in like a year.

I tried cutting sugar as well, I don't need it for weight but I can fall asleep after eating something sweet and wanted to check if it was blood sugar levels spiking. But I couldn't handle the temperament changes… 🤬😤👿 I made better metal though! 🎸🤘
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Well, there is a stigma about taking ozempic, people don't want to admit it. They're not technically lying because when you go on this medicine you end up cutting back on stuff like sugar but it's not the whole truth.

I don't know where you live but at this point it's safe to assume that anyone who is losing weight rapidly right now is doing so with the help of this medicine.
 
clarky said:
Never mind your sugar intake. I'm more concerned about what listening to Destin will do to your health.
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Better than Colt at least! But what can I say, I miss the 1UP Yours/Show days, best group of fanboy "journalists" ever!
Destin is fairly professional when doing interviews. But might've been someone else, maybe the IGN guy I can't remember the name of who likes Tesla?
 
diffusionx said:
Well, there is a stigma about taking ozempic, people don't want to admit it. They're not technically lying because when you go on this medicine you end up cutting back on stuff like sugar but it's not the whole truth.

I don't know where you live but at this point it's safe to assume that anyone who is losing weight rapidly right now is doing so with the help of this medicine.
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oh this is %100. or people we seen having weight issues all their adult lives, suddenly have the will-power and metabolism to lose %30 of their body weight in a year, while their pushing 60y.o lol
 
diffusionx said:
Well, there is a stigma about taking ozempic, people don't want to admit it. They're not technically lying because when you go on this medicine you end up cutting back on stuff like sugar but it's not the whole truth.

I don't know where you live but at this point it's safe to assume that anyone who is losing weight rapidly right now is doing so with the help of this medicine.
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Sweden, those I talk about I know personally and have seen their diet struggles… and bounce-backs… So I don't distrust them. No idea about Phil though. But innocent until proven otherwise seems like a nice way to go about this. It's brutal to slowly gain the extra weight and not realize the struggle to drop it. You essentially need to act before it's a problem. Belly fat is the last thing you drop.
 
Nice bait there, about the dude, he was getting fat and now has slimmed down which is good for his health, still a douchebag who lies through his teeth like no other, but it's good for him that's not getting fatter as he gets older
 
If they duplicate enough of them, they can bump up sales so Welfare isn't so butthurt while being debunked by a person with more credibility than him:

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Also is this really something worth going at it over? "30 million" is so little it's a rounding error, and is an absolutely pathetic number no matter what for a console almost clearing its 5th year on the market.

Oh and it's funny how people like Clippy and Raigor are trying to dispute Kepler's figure with "but what about Famitsu, Circana, GFK"? Like, don't their numbers back up the assumption of Xbox Series being at 29-30 million or barely off from that range by a rounding error? Yeah those "great" Famitsu weeklies we get for Xbox, right? The Circana numbers you don't get unless you pay $10,000 (and maybe not even then) or someone does a numbers leak like back in late 2022. AFAIK, GFK doesn't give hard numbers, either.

We do get numbers from Spain, Germany, France etc., and ALL of those are dogshit numbers for Xbox hardware. So uh, the desperate debunkers aren't citing anything that'd disagree with what's being stated here.
 
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clarky said:
Username checks out.
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I got the red ring.
thicc_girls_are_teh_best said:
If they duplicate enough of them, they can bump up sales so Welfare isn't so butthurt while being debunked by a person with more credibility than him:

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Also is this really something worth going at it over? "30 million" is so little it's a rounding error, and is an absolutely pathetic number no matter what for a console almost clearing its 5th year on the market.
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Your first mistake is going to resetera
 
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thicc_girls_are_teh_best said:
If they duplicate enough of them, they can bump up sales so Welfare isn't so butthurt while being debunked by a person with more credibility than him:

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Also is this really something worth going at it over? "30 million" is so little it's a rounding error, and is an absolutely pathetic number no matter what for a console almost clearing its 5th year on the market.
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If he wants to continue to address K KeplerL2 then he should post here.

I've got further information that would absolutely cook his claims regarding what is and isn't included in their 100m figure, so I'd actually very much like him to.
 
Magic Carpet said:
I heard a new term today, Ozempic Face.
People who have lost so much weight so fast that skin on face no longer filled out.
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Tbh that's just regular weight loss when you're older, if you swell up your skin ain't going back like when you were 15 no matter how long you wait. Embrace the wrinkles or the belly!
 
clarky said:
Like I said earlier I think in some cases you just drop weight too fast leading to loose skin on the face and neck. He looks better than other recent piccy's, like his body has adjusted properly. Dudes dropped half his body weight in under 12 months* His body will definitely be thanking him though, way too many Dorito's and Mountain Dew before.

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Hopefully this new found fitness enables him to keep saving gaming for longer.


* I just made that up.
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I kind of have to say, he looks a bit sick in this side by side. His hair looks frail to me even.
 
At least he is trying to better himself. Trying to shame him for losing weight is pathetic. It's like people in the gym making fun of a overweight person, it's like bitch at least they are trying.
 
I've seen previous pictures where he looked like he might be unhealthy. But these ones specifically he just looks like he's lost weight and looks healthier, don't understand the negative.
 
Fess said:
Sweden, those I talk about I know personally and have seen their diet struggles… and bounce-backs… So I don't distrust them. No idea about Phil though. But innocent until proven otherwise seems like a nice way to go about this. It's brutal to slowly gain the extra weight and not realize the struggle to drop it. You essentially need to act before it's a problem. Belly fat is the last thing you drop.
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well, there's nothing wrong with taking the medicine. Based on the info we have now, any potential side effects and issues are FAR better than dealing with the issues of being fat and old.
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I've seen previous pictures where he looked like he might be unhealthy. But these ones specifically he just looks like he's lost weight and looks healthier, don't understand the negative.
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I think he took ozempic and then got some plastic surgery to tighten up his face and fix ozempic face.

A lot of people are doing it.
 
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Buddy it's not impossible for XBS to be > 30M, it's just likely improbable. And it being at 34-37 million is EXTREMELY improbable.

Whether you've said that specifically or not, you've enabled a lot of low-information fanboys to have that take, and it throws genuine discourse off the rails. Well, whatever discourse there's left to have about two consoles on their shared death bed. You can thank Daddy Phil and Big Poppa Satya for that.

Also sorry, I don't know where else to put this, can't find any relevant current Xbox sales thread
 
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thicc_girls_are_teh_best said:
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Buddy it's not impossible for XBS to be > 30M, it's just likely improbable. And it being at 34-37 million is EXTREMELY improbable.

Whether you've said that specifically or not, you've enabled a lot of low-information fanboys to have that take, and it throws genuine discourse off the rails. Well, whatever discourse there's left to have about two consoles on their shared death bed. You can thank Daddy Phil and Big Poppa Satya for that.

Also sorry, I don't know where else to put this, can't find any relevant current Xbox sales thread
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Well you could post it in the thread here that started all https://www.neogaf.com/threads/xbox...7-million-units.1686826/page-6#post-270684474
 
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Normally the weight loss of a well known prominent figure would be reacted to positively unless there were clear signs of illness (Iwata), but for some reason this thread is filled with vitriol. Over someone *losing weight*. Major cringe.

Projecting your issues with what you personally don't like about the Xbox business onto someone literally just losing weight. That's gotta be a new low for some people on this forum.

Good Lord, you guys.
 
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clarky said:
Where I'm from its call a joke, don't take everything so personally.
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It's typically frowned upon in civilized society to make fun people's weight in this manner. It's normally considered beneath the lowest standard of decency/ humor. He's a human being, for heaven's sake. Let's have like one topic, just one, where we don't swarm in the console wars (which are already stupid and shouldn't be a thing anyone talks about). …But here we are, I guess 🤷‍♂️

Nothing's sacred anymore, that's for sure.
 
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