WEEK 2 Picks-
CHI @ GB- As tempted as I am to pick Vagina and da Bears to win, I don't think the Packers lose two games in a row to start the season, and certainly not two home games at that.
TB @ NYG-Giants prove that the Bucs are as fluky as Freeman passing on a Cheesy Gordita.
OAK @ MIA-Both of these teams are bad, but west coast teams just don't make cross country trips and win. Shit doesn't happen.
HOU @ JAC- *UPSET SPECIAL* Now that Gabbert...is good...Jaguars...are not as terrible as they used to be. Definitely won't be a rout, IMO.
CLE @ CIN-Cleveland Rocks Sucks. Weeden checks himself into the nursing home.
KC @ BUF-Buffalo got pretty exposed against Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, but I'm thinking they'll be able to turn it around against the offensively challenged Chiefs.
BAL @ PHI-Eagles might have to turn to an Nick Foles future, but Flacco is ELITE.
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NO @ CAR- If the Panthers continue to play like they did on Sunday, they won't match last season's win total, let alone challenge for a playoff spot. The defense showed me glimpses of hope in the second half of that game, but other than that it was a poor showing all-around. The O-line was being shredded on every play and Chudzinski got far too cute for his own good. The Panthers ARE a RUSHING FOOTBALL TEAM. That is WHO WE ARE and WHAT WE DO. Cam (just like any other good QB) is practically useless without the threat of a rushing attack. The Saints defense won't be as good as the Bucs' defense, but the Saints' offense doesn't have a fatfuck running it either.
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ARI @ NE-Dark Lord, bandaged and bruised, takes out his anger out on the poor Cardinals.
MIN @ IND-Even though Luck has been proven to be the biggest bust since Ryan Leaf and will be out of the league in two years, he'll get his first NFL win at home against the Vikebikes.
WAS @ STL-Even though Robert Griffin III could retire right now and would be a sure-fire lock for the Hall-of-Fame, he'll get his first NFL loss at the EJD against the (possibly) rejuvenated Rams.
DAL @ SEA-Tromo returns to the scene of the lowest point of his career and gets a win against the Seahawks.
NYJ @ PIT-After this game, we'll start to hear the whispers for Tebow out of NY.
TEN @ SD-CJ10Y
DET @ SF-Insert whatever joke you want about handshakes, shit, and tiny hands.
DEN @ ATL-Peyton Manning is the goddamn dovahkiin!