This goes out to Blackghost and Kave. I had to endure your hopes and aspirations in the preseason. Every time Dolphin games were on TV this preseason, you guys laughed and mentioned how much you were looking forward to your season opener at our expense, as if to say we were horrible
Originally Posted by Kave_Man
Just got in and turned this on:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Originally Posted by BlackGhost
Yes, YES! First game is looking better
I will let you take that in for a moment. Ready? Your quarterback is horrible, you have no receivers, your offensive line couldn't push it's way out of a wet paper bag. Your own fans who are accustomed to garbage performances even booed you. Your coach is named after a garbage 80s movie (C.H.U.D.) Our offensive line is pathetic, but compared to you we looked like one of the Bill Walsh offensive lines that were dominant in the 80s. Our defensive line constantly SMANGED Old Man Weeden. He was so traumatized at getting rocked so hard, that by the third quarter he was throwing underhand like his girlfriend who played for the Rockford Peaches used to in the 1940s.
Your disrespect did not go unnoticed. But just as Julia Roberts found out in SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY when she left her abusive husband,
I have as well. "You can no longer hurt me".
