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[Spinluck]

I love parties, but I fucking hate New Years. What are you guys doing tomorrow?

Me nd bros getting jrunk.

 

[JABEE]

I can rest easy knowing that the Hawks won't have to play this week, and won't have to travel at all. I will enjoy watching the Packers and Eagles get decimated next week.

That said, even though the offseason hasn't officially started for us yet, I do have a few offseason questions I want answered:

1. Are the Seahawks DB's a bunch of cheaters, or is the NFL's drug policy enforcement as incompetent as it seems?

2. Will Darrell Bevel ever acknowledge the fact that offenses are most successful when they utilize the intermediate passing game?

3. Is every Black player (namely QB's) required to have a wife who A) looks like she walked out of an Atlanta strip club, or B) looks like an extra on the set of a Baywatch spoof-porno, just so they don't be considered as "immature", or even gay?

4. Considering all the awkward hi-five moments, does anybody on the Patriots team even like Tom Brady?

5. Will the Brownies' new management channel their inner Dan Snyder?

6. Speaking of Snyder, does he go to weekly OA (Owners Anonymous) meetings (led by Jerry Jones, and attended by Shadid Khan, Stephen Ross, Ralph Wilson, Woody Johnson, William Clay Ford Sr, & Ziggy Wilf), where all the owners tell themselves that they don't suck hard?

7. Who will be considered next year's Nick Foles? My money is on Ryan Mallett...

Okay, Ari. That's enough.

 

[MechDX]

You were already famous after that Packer told you to fuck off or whatever. Who was that again?

That was Kluwe.

Spoiler

not really

 

[eznark]

You were already famous after that Packer told you to fuck off or whatever. Who was that again?

Nick Barnett. Fucking moron.

 

[BigAT]

Tim and Ray

#blessed

Prayin' n' Slayin' with Tim and Ray.

 

[BlackGhost]

I love parties, but I fucking hate New Years. What are you guys doing tomorrow?

Finding Drew Carey in Cleveland .........I heard he'll be out....

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Nick Barnett. Fucking moron.

Didn't that one Viking who kicked the guy in the dick say something?

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Finding Drew Carey in Cleveland .........I heard he'll be out....

Can't believe how much different that guy looks now. Crazy.

 

[eznark]

Didn't that one Viking who kicked the guy in the dick say something?

Lots of people say stuff. He was funny though. Still is. I bring it up every game we play them.

 

[ActStriker]

I love parties, but I fucking hate New Years. What are you guys doing tomorrow?

Party. You should come.

 

[slightconfuse]

Vikings trying to ring bevel back for HC. Wouldn't be the worst move , offense could use a kick

 

[squicken]

For you squicken

I'm not getting my hopes up, and it is still so early. Teddy seems like the better pro guy to me, though I think in terms of absolute "this is what a #1 overall looks like", the guy is Clowney

 

[jWILL253]

Vikings trying to ring bevel back for HC. Wouldn't be the worst move , offense could use a kick

Make this happen, please.

 

[Konka]

Where's the playoff thread?

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Me nd bros getting jrunk.

Your already drunk by looking at your post.

 

[Rollo Tomasi]

How am I now just finding out about a Dan Marino mascot. This thing is made of nightmares. Look at that stare.

 

[BlackGhost]

I'm not getting my hopes up, and it is still so early. Teddy seems like the better pro guy to me, though I think in terms of absolute "this is what a #1 overall looks like", the guy is Clowney

Squicken I'm confused, are you rooting for the Texans too? Or is it just the Oilers connection

 

[Buckethead]

Where's the playoff thread?

It's coming like the Eagles loss to the Saints.

Hold your horses.

 

[Tenumi]

How am I now just finding out about a Dan Marino mascot. This thing is made of nightmares. Look at that stare.

While it is made of nightmares.... I wonder how good his QB ability is. I mean, dude shouldn't have problems seeing over the O-line.

 

[eznark]

It's coming like the Eagles loss to the Saints.

Hold your horses.

I don't think the Eagles are in the playoffs. Probably shouldn't mention them in the thread.

 

[Plasticine]

Jeff Dickerson ‏@ESPNChiBears

Cutler: "Mel Tucker is going to be here for a long time. He's not leaving unless he gets a head coaching gig."

I think Tucker would be a great fit in Cleveland.

 

[Rollo Tomasi]

We are sure Cutler knows what he is talking about? Is this based on insider information? Or is this Tales from Cutler's Ass?

 

[Kave_Man]

We are sure Cutler knows what he is talking about? Is this based on insider information? Or is this Tales from Cutler's Ass?

It's both.

Think about it.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Jeff Dickerson ‏@ESPNChiBears


I think Tucker would be a great fit in Cleveland.

Last I checked, Cutler wasn't the GM.

 

[KaYotiX]

Where's the playoff thread?

Can't rush greatness

 

[yankeehater]

I don't think the Eagles are in the playoffs. Probably shouldn't mention them in the thread.

Shouldn't you be worry about getting stomped by the 9ers again, rather then what he does or does not put in the thread.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Predictions:

Colts
Chargers
Eagles
Packers

 

[ShaneB]

I love parties, but I fucking hate New Years. What are you guys doing tomorrow?

Friends have left, and I'm still sticking around home for a few more days, so no real plans for tomorrow. Just have a few motion pictures lined up I think.

 

[eznark]

Shouldn't you be worry about getting stomped by the 9ers again, rather then what he does or does not put in the thread.

I don't actually play so I'm thinking it won't matter.

 

[yankeehater]

I don't actually play so I'm thinking it won't matter.

Good point.

NFLN saying Kifin wont be back with Dallas, Rod Marinelli will be the new DC.

 

[jmdajr]

nice..

Buccs considering Kubiak

 

[alr1ght]

Is there a YouTube link for this?

Are The Browns Being Run By The Three Stooges?

 

[njean777]

Are you on a team eznark?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Party. You should come.

Will I be forced to wear a shirt? I'm on my way!

 

[Greg]

Prayin' n' Slayin' with Tim and Ray.

:jnc

 

[yankeehater]

Are you on a team eznark?

Does the KKK count as a team?

 

[Hitokage]

Tim BoothVerified @ByTimBooth

Percy Harvin is going to practice when #Seahawks return to practice Thursday with intention of playing in divisional round.

Davis Hsu ‏@DavisHsuSeattle

Pete just played us the whole time on Percy thing didnt he lol- dude is a TROLL

Liz Mathews 710 ESPN ‏@Liz_Mathews

So IR either means Injured Reserve or In Rotation here in Seattle.

lol

 

[Coldnoodle]

Predictions:

Colts
Chargers
Eagles
Packers

 

[Milchjon]

Are you on a team eznark?

The other one, usually.

 

[Futurevoid]

Gilbride likely to be fired according to sources.

http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/...likely_to_be_fired_by_giants_source_says.html

There are high-ranking officials in the Giants organization that believe Gilbride will be fired, according to a source with knowledge of the organization's thinking. And the belief is that unless something surprising occurs in organizational meetings over the next week, the Giants will have a new offensive coordinator next season.

Among the chief reasons for the change: the regression of quarterback Eli Manning, who threw a franchise record 27 interceptions this season.

It may take some time before the move is made official. The Giants are in the process of an organization evaluation that head coach Tom Coughlin said could stretch into next week.

The source said it's unlikely Coughlin will put his job on the line for Gilbride.

Yeah, they want Sullivan.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Do any of us play? Why do we even like football? What is even the point?

 

[Greg]

Do any of us play? Why do we even like football? What is even the point?

I play quarterback professionally for the Green Bay Packers.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Do any of us play? Why do we even like football? What is even the point?

You just broke football.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I love parties, but I fucking hate New Years. What are you guys doing tomorrow?

It's my year to have my son. We are going to my sisters and chilling there with the family.

 

[Eaten By A Grue]

I don't think the Eagles are in the playoffs. Probably shouldn't mention them in the thread.

Founding fathers are backing the Eagles, so should you.

 

[Plinko]

Jason La Canfora:

Sounds like Norv Turner will very likely be out of Cleveland no matter what. Very likely they hire a playcaller like McDaniels or Gase

Come OC in Detroit, Norv.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Are The Browns Being Run By The Three Stooges?

"What I want our fans to hear is that nobody cares about winning....." Guy is honest!

 

[eznark]

Are you on a team eznark?

I am the owner of the Packers in the Madden Gaf league and I am on Team Christ.

Have you heard the good Word?

 

[Fantomex]

Did they fire Ireland yet?

 

[Plinko]

Lions contacted Arizona about talking to Todd Bowles. So did Browns and Vikings.