He met a flat chested girl with a giant nose and a neatly trimmed mustache.
No time for message boards when you are in love.
Rubbing his genitals on produce at the grocery store he works at
This is a bad thing? I mean, I hope the guy is alright and having the time of his life with a little boy looking girl, but I don't want to see them.
I'm just worried about the guy.