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NFL 2015 CC |OT| - A Fraud's Penultimate Step

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bionic77

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Good news Greg.

Rando gave me some secret medicine which is going to let me jump like I did back in college!

Wait a second, why does this medicine have Russell Wilson's face on it next to a picture of Jesus lifting weights?

Fuuuuck. Rando I thought we were bros!
 

RBH

Member
Good news Greg.

Rando gave me some secret medicine which is going to let me jump like I did back in college!

Wait a second, why does this medicine have Russell Wilson's face on it next to a picture of Jesus lifting weights?

Fuuuuck. Rando I thought we were bros!

Friend, if you're in desperate need of some Viagra, all you have to do is ask! Don't beat around the bush!


RBH is never wrong!

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AFC is garbage

Pats beat Cardinals
Cardinals beat Broncos
Panthers beat Pats or Broncos

so lets go Pats vs Cardinals :p



Broncos just need to get a 10 point lead and they can run and field goal infinite times to end the game, that will happen if they are up at half time
 

bionic77

Member
Friend, if you're in desperate need of some Viagra, all you have to do is ask! Don't beat around the bush!
Friend my dick works fine.

What I want is for you fraudulent doctors to actually fix something instead of ruining peoples dicks and tits and calling that a cure.
 

Kastrioti

Persecution Complex
Goddamn let's start the offseason thread cause the Lions are going to fuck around and drop 40 on you.

Go Broncos I guess?

Fuck all that though let's get the offseason thread going.
 

Kiryu

Member
I do not know who to root for.

Cheaters
Donkeys
Tards
or...
Kitty

:/

I guess I will go with kitty. They're only legit team.
 

JABEE

Member
I did a scientific poll and there is a 120% direct correlation between people who root for the Pats and people who are legit traitors to America.

Might I suggest that you shove you Trump 2016 pin up your ass and leave this land that I love and move to some shitty country where demagogues are welcome, like maybe Florida.
This is going to be a fun week.
 

Greg

Member
Good news Greg.

Rando gave me some secret medicine which is going to let me jump like I did back in college!

Wait a second, why does this medicine have Russell Wilson's face on it next to a picture of Jesus lifting weights?

Fuuuuck. Rando I thought we were bros!
hahahaha
 
All I know is I do not want to watch Brady hoist another trophy. Whether it's Denver, Arizona, or Carolina; I'll take either of them over the Pats.
 
they sent a kap that the NFL hadn't seen to the superbowl. along the way, he styled on the patriots in new england. AFC has been brutally weak for probably the past 15 years. it is why the patriots always basically get a free pass to the superbowl

Over those 15 years, the AFC has won more superbowls (9-6) and has a better head to head inter-conference record, although most of that was from 2001-2009 when the AFC destroyed the NFC by almost 2:1 some seasons. Last 5 years have had an edge to the NFC but not enough to make up for the 10 years prior.

I agree with the narrative that the AFC has been dominated by 3 teams and then a lot of average teams below, but it's not like the NFC has been so!e stellar example of amazing high calibur football since 2001 either. A lot of garbage there too.
 

Chiggs

Gold Member
Maybe Flacco is elite!

That should have been Manning and Brady again. :(

Anyway, hats off to the Pats. It must be nice rooting for that team. Belichick and Brady are unstoppable.

That said, I hope that franchise is ready for a post-Lombardi Packers-esque drought once both are done.
 
Carolina really impressed me with how they dominated the seahawks. Their offensive line is a lot better then I thought. I think the CAR ARZ Game is a toss up but the NFC wins the superbowl easy.

Also, don't remind me about that 49ers Ravens superbowl.

It was almost worse that we came back and still lost lol. Would have been better to just get blown out then to get THAT close and fuck it up(WHY COULDNT THEY JUST HAVE HANDED THE BALL TO GORE)
 
Shame it has to be this way Cards-GAF, I actually quite like your team.

At least we'll get some new blood representing the NFC no matter who wins

Thankfully. It's about damn time. Need to have a new winner that's not the usual suspects.

What will really be great is if the Broncos beat the Patriots next week, then we can have them & either the Panthers or the Cardinals going for the trophy.
 
That should have been Manning and Brady again. :(

Anyway, hats off to the Pats. It must be nice rooting for that team. Belichick and Brady are unstoppable.

That said, I hope that franchise is ready for a post-Lombardi Packers-esque drought once both are done.

Yep. The hard times will come some day soon
 

RBH

Member
Friend my dick works fine.

What I want is for you fraudulent doctors to actually fix something instead of ruining peoples dicks and tits and calling that a cure.

Your lack of faith in the medical field is disturbing. :(

But I have just the thing for you!

You'll be running faster, jumping higher, and you'll grow your hair back in no time when you try this out:


1415949135228
 

bionic77

Member
Your lack of faith in the medical field is disturbing. :(

But I have just the thing for you!

You'll be running faster, jumping higher, and you'll grow your hair back in no time when you try this out:


1415949135228
Its not a secret if I know what is inside.

That is filled with the blood and tears of Bill Cartwright. Micheal collected it in between beatings. He topped it off with Kwame Browns tears.

You are a sick man and a fraudulent doctor if you think I would drink that shit. Playing jokes on your patients.

I am starting to think that Ben Carson is pretty representative of the medical field as a whole...
 
Good news Greg.

Rando gave me some secret medicine which is going to let me jump like I did back in college!

Wait a second, why does this medicine have Russell Wilson's face on it next to a picture of Jesus lifting weights?

Fuuuuck. Rando I thought we were bros!
:)

Your lack of faith in the medical field is disturbing. :(

But I have just the thing for you!

You'll be running faster, jumping higher, and you'll grow your hair back in no time when you try this out:


1415949135228

By secret stuff.. That's the stuff that Magic was given by MJ to steal his talent.. It's AIDS Bionic.
 

bionic77

Member
Who knew that doctors and lawyers were such mortal enemies?
All I want is my hair and my hops back. These quacks can't even do that.

You are some kind of toilet repair man I assume. Just imagine if I clogged up my toilet with a legendary shit and I asked you to unclog it. But instead of fixing it you just told me to start taking a shit in the shower and gave me 10 boner pills.

That perfectly summarizes medicine in 2016.
 
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